Emotional phrases to welcome Double 11 in 2021: I’m so tired, I’ll give it a try after finishing Double 11!

1. Refund applications cannot be submitted on Double 11, so think twice before buying.

2. For girls like me who didn’t buy anything during Double 11, just keep it, my dear, because you are virtuous after all.

3. Double 11, you are hesitating whether to buy, buy, buy or chop, my cutest friends and I got up early to visit our lovely friends. I hope everyone can do their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even just a little bit - to a very meaningful day. alright. A new day. The work begins. Happy 11.11 to everyone!

4. Double 11 and 6, I’m still single! I feel so cold! It’s better to meet Er Kang!

5. I’m so tired, double 11 defeated and chopped hands.

6. The homepage is filled with the great achievements of the Double 11 Shopping Party and the news of Zai Zai’s marriage. I really want to calm down my mood. What a great cause it is to stimulate economic growth. At the same time, it is I want to wish Zai Zai a happy wedding, but I should also look forward to what his baby will be like

7. A warning to the Double 11 buyers, when you are busy you feel you don’t need anything, but you only do it when you are extremely bored. It feels like you have nothing. Good morning, kids!

8. It’s Double 11, the Hand-Chopping Festival, so you have to do something. So 7 laps, 6km426. The condition is gradually improving, and so are the knees, but the naughty child always refuses to walk and holding him for a long time is harmful to the knees.

9. Don’t forget on the home page that you are going to the base camp and concert. Star chasing dog, Double 11 chopper!

10. Double 11 chopper is over... When this period is over, I will clean up the cabinet and bring out something to restore health

11 , Oh, yes, except for Double 11, I don’t have to do any shopping. I rushed to work overtime. Then I remembered that it was Singles’ Day again, so I retrieved a relatively pretentious and self-comforting article I read in the circle of friends and gave it to this great person. Festival, this year is hopeless again, let’s look forward to next year.

12. If I don’t go to Double 11 and chop my hands, you come to steal my account, how poor you are.

13. I can’t tell the difference between the Double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles’ Day. I just want to ask, have you “chopped your hands” today? Anyway, I’m almost defeated and plan to drink porridge for a month. .

14. A prodigal woman with insomnia is really good at choosing the right time. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever seen who buys on Double 11.

15. It’s a cold day, Double 11, don’t worry, go to class, it’s really suitable to be with the air conditioner. Double 11 slogan

1. Crazy Double 11 starts early.

2. What is an ex? We are enough for Double Eleven!

3. Come on, friends, come and compete with bonuses on Double Eleven!

4. Win Double Eleven and become a Taobao hero!

5. Do a good job on Double Eleven before the year, and you will not be short of money when you go home during the New Year.

6. Double 11 warm-up event, with 30% off on the entire site, giving away lots of warmth.

7. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. It sells out on Double Eleven, so you can throw away both.

8. Year after year, sales volume reaches its peak.

9. Get ready, Double Eleven is here!

10. On Singles’ Day, if you are the one, fighting 11.11 is the right way.

11. Mobile phone prices are at freezing point during Double 11, and you can get instant red envelopes upon purchase.

12. Singles’ Day, if you are the one, fighting 11 bloody battles is the right way.

13. Double 11 has been agreed upon, goals have been agreed upon, come on!

14. In a decisive battle, we will fight hard to be at the forefront of the industry's sales volume.

15. Double Eleven has become history, Double Twelve is a classic! The service will not change due to price, and the quality will not shrink due to activities!

16. Every Double 11, it’s inevitable that your heart will be filled with excitement. Dear friends, are you ready?

17. Today is cruel, and tomorrow will be even crueler, but Double Eleven is beautiful.

18. High energy ahead, Double Eleven is approaching with a big wave of bonuses!

19. From now on, everyone will be given discount coupons when entering the store during Double 11. Everyone is rushing to grab it. Dear, what are you waiting for!

20. Lower prices, always the same!

21. Double 11 has been agreed upon, goals have been agreed upon, come on!

22. The soldiers and horses have not moved yet, but the food and grass go first to prepare for Double Eleven.

23. Double 11 tens of billions of brand coupons, discounts will be available on November 11th, grab it now.

24. On Singles’ Day, if you are the one, don’t disturb me. Bloody fighting is the right way.

25. Double Eleven makes every god smile.

26. Double 11, you can only have more, not less.

27. Double Eleven is coming soon, please enter the bonus harvesting mode in advance.

28. We work even harder during the holidays, we are all here for the kiss!

29. Double Eleven is just around the corner, so it’s time to explode.

30. Six months of preparation, just for Double Eleven.

31. Sell the lights well on Double 11. Hello, TA, hello everyone.

32. Double Eleven is about to arrive at the station, please be prepared to pick up the plane.

33. Support your favorite brands to win thousand-yuan prizes, and the 11.11 Shopping Carnival event is launched.

34. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will use them on Double Eleven!

35. Double 11, you can only have more, not less.

36. Come on, come on, the Double 11 fattest is flowing, and continue to accumulate strength.

37. Unity is stronger than gold, Double 11 is here for us.

38. Yuanfang, what do you think of this Double Eleven?

39. In the decisive battle on Double 11, we will fight hard to be at the forefront of the industry's sales volume.

40. Do a good job in Double Eleven, get promoted and get a salary increase, become general manager, serve as CEO, and win Bai Fumei!

41. It’s noon when we are hoeing, and the soil on the keyboard is dripping with sweat. Who knows that it is very hard work during the payment.

42. Don’t seek to become famous in one battle, but seek to make money during Double Eleven.

43. You are my clothes, taking me through the changes of the four seasons. The mood phrases for dog abuse on Double 11 in 2021 went viral on WeChat Moments!

1. If the person I like confesses to me on Singles’ Day, I can chop a durian with my bare hands, smash a stone on my chest, smash a brick on my forehead, catch it with my bare hands and eat a raw orange with the skin on, hand-copied Chinese dictionary, idiom dictionary, English-Chinese dictionary, Tao Te Ching Three Character Classic The Classic of Mountains and Seas, 300 Tang poems, 500 Song lyrics, and 80,000 self-calling slaps. Kingkey 100 bungee jumping without ropes. Don’t ask me why I am so confident.

2. It doesn’t matter if I can’t celebrate Singles’ Day, as long as the people I like can celebrate it too...

Buy, buy, buy, why not take a look, save money and have fun chasing after it Let’s download the explosive TV barrage video app. It’s fun and happy. Don’t ask me what my name is, please call me Hong Jie...

3. I have a funny female colleague, we I was doing a brain teaser out of boredom at work, and one question asked me: "What kind of hat do you want to wear but don't want to take it off?"

She blurted out: "Cuckold"

Now we all want to meet her husband!

4. Tmall: Really cheap, otherwise it would be a dog.

JD.com counterattacks: Reject fakes and don’t play tricks.

I’m confused about who can defeat a woman’s thoughts?

5. When I came back from the vegetable market, my dog ??had a piece of meat in his mouth. I think it must be in front of that meat stall. Fortunately, the store didn't see it, otherwise he would ask me for money again. At noon, I rummaged through my vegetable basket and couldn't find the piece of meat I bought. . .

6. I asked my buddy: "Why do dogs eat shit?"

He said: "Because the dog's nose is too sharp."

Me: "What does this have to do with a dog's nose?"

He said: "You are stupid, the smell of shit is so strong, it is better to eat it than to smell it."

I. . .

7. Lu Xun wrote "There are two trees in my yard. One is a jujube tree and the other is also a jujube tree."

I have never understood it. Today I saw someone say "I I have two girlfriends, one is a hand and the other is a hand!"

Years of doubts were instantly resolved.

8. My girlfriend and I introduced my buddy and her best friend together. Later, they quarreled and broke up. My girlfriend defended her best friend, so I defended my buddy vigorously. Well, you guessed it right, we have broken up now. What to say about Double 11 in 2019

What to say about Double 11 in 2019

1. There is no atmosphere in Double 11 this year. It’s such a quiet shopping group

2. I want a decent kennel during Double 11.

3. Why do you have to wait for Double 11 when you buy the things you like? I don’t understand that I am not very interested in this festival~

4. I remember that year On Double 11, we went to watch Thirty-three Days of Love

5. I feel that this year’s Double 11 is the same as previous years, nothing special. Since Double 11 (1st to now), I haven’t spent money on e-commerce. Raise your hand if you spend more than a penny

6. JD.com’s Double 11 discounts on benefits make me so excited

7. It’s Double 11 again, and people who work part-time jobs, It is a kind of irony. For the rich, it is a carnival night. Come and go. Double 11 cannot be missed, because you have to work hard and no longer be a bachelor.

8. If you are single on Double 11 and receive 10,000 points of damage, let’s go to Harbin Beer

9. What does Double 11 have to do with me being single? I’d better find a good place to eat by myself. How good would it be to have a drink?

It seems like if you don’t buy anything on Double 11, you will lose money

Is this like this before the 11th and Double 11 start? I walked out after buying 4 things but nothing.

12. I didn’t have any money on Double 11 anyway.

13. Lovely boyfriend, positive on Double 11~

14. On Double 11, we cannot live without the company of Harbin Beer, right?

On the 15th, the day before Double 11, a sudden amount of money was added to the card. Our hospital is really aware of the public sentiment!

16. Double 11 is here, hurry up and buy, why do you feel like you are missing everything?

17. I have ordered a tarte Christmas color plate, but I still want to buy more on Double 11. , completely entering the ranks of eating rubbish

18. The school actually kept going online on Double 11 and I had no money. I was not happy at all

19. Double 11, it’s time to be single again It’s time to get mad

20. This is the time to become popular, Harbin Beer’s sales on Double 11 will definitely be higher

21. My wife said she will have insomnia tonight . I feel that the hypnosis skills I learned will finally be put to use tonight. I can sleep for 24 hours and spend Double 11 safely.

22. Just because I am single, I must celebrate Double 11 every year

23. Suddenly I look back and realize that today is Double 11, but I have nothing to buy

24. As a single dog, I want to have fun on Double 11

25. I am looking forward to the day of Double 11. I will have a party with my friends

26. After some calculation, the rations I bought for my master on Double 11 were almost over 500 yuan, while the rations I bought for myself were less than 20 yuan.

27. Double 11 is coming, let’s go shopping on JD.com

28. People who have never been cold to Double 11 are tempted this year. From one o'clock today to one o'clock tomorrow morning, we will enter a 12-hour combat state.

29. There are a lot of things that need to be done before Double Eleven, and then I always thought that Saturday was Double Eleven. I was confused when I knew that Double 11 would be tomorrow

Thirty. Double 11 showed me the power of the later period

Thirty-one, I felt the strong atmosphere of Double 11 You all go be friends and I'll make a fortune! ! ! ! So excited! ! ! ! Just grab your phone and buy it tonight! ! !

32. Do you know why this year’s Double 11 is so cold? Because there are too many singles!

Thirty-three, the mobile phone keeps vibrating with advertisements for Double 11, but I don’t know what to buy... it’s also a pain

Thirty-four, about Double 11 11 Do you want to go shopping? She said: Just buy it. It is already difficult for us to meet people we like, so why bother ourselves not to buy the things we like.

Thirty-five. Even if I can’t afford what I want to buy on Double 11, I don’t want to buy it now if I can afford it

Thirty-six. Thank you to the Haxi Office for giving me the opportunity to go home for the first time. , I just want to ask, why is it set on Double 11, such a special day_