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What are some sentences about advertising?

No gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, but melatonin will be given as gifts!

We do not produce water, we are nature’s porters.

Mom, wash your feet. ?Mom, I will also tell you the story of the little duck.

As long as your teeth are good and your appetite is good, it will taste good when you eat it. Blue Sky Six will cure it.

Although strong wine is good, don’t be greedy.

Poor old lover, can't see my new underwear.

I take salt for myself!

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet.

Which company has the best mining technology? Look for Lanxiang from Shandong, China.

When you are short of money, the ones who can come up with 5,000 are your colleagues, the ones who can come up with 20,000 are your relatives, the ones who can come up with 50,000 are your brothers and sisters, the ones who can come up with 500,000 are your parents! But the only one who can come up with 2 million, 5 million or even 10 million is me! ——Loan shark advertisement

Only food and love cannot be let down.

Step on my head today, and grow on your grave tomorrow. (Grass protection slogan)

Peeing outside proves that you are short.

Drink it all in one gulp. (Beer commercial)

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.