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It is necessary to have a circle of friends who eat ice cream on Valentine's Day.

1. Can eating ice cream while drinking cough medicine be regarded as my young state?

2. Happy today, an ice cream.

Popsicle brings coolness to people in hot summer, and then it is sweet in the mouth.

I can't wait to rush to the refrigerator, open the door and take out a bowl of ice cream. Wow! Golden ice cream looks delicious. I immediately picked up the spoon, put the ice cream in my mouth and tasted it carefully. Hmm! Not bad! The fragrance of eggs and milk, the coolness of ice cream and the sweetness of oranges are really ice cream treasures! Seeing me wolfing down, my mother also fought with a spoon and ice cream. Soon, we ate up a big bowl of ice cream.

I/kloc-was young when I was 0/8 years old, but I like to eat ice cream in winter. Because I don't think winter is cold enough, I have to eat ice cream to be winter.

6. Eating ice cream in summer is simple and happy.

7. I went to the refrigerator and saw all kinds of ice cream in it. I look for my favorite ice cream in the refrigerator. When I picked up my favorite ice cream, I couldn't help rushing home with it. When I got home, the ice cream melted.

For children, eating ice cream is happiness. For students, sleeping is happiness.

9. Listen to songs when you are happy, and listen to lyrics when you are sad.

10. If it's cold, I want to eat baked sweet potatoes. How thin is it when it's hot and you want to eat ice cream?

1 1. It's really hot and I really want to eat ice cream.

12. [I am not afraid of selling out my favorite ice cream, and I am not afraid of being hurt. I'm afraid you gave your hug and shoulder to someone else. ]

13. At noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil; Have an ice cream and cook it all afternoon!

14. Auntie, what brings you here? I want another ice cream.

16. Eating too much ice cream makes me more and more cute. It's not my fault.

17. Eating ice cream for the first time in two years, the cone of Wuyang tastes like honeydew melon. How delicious!

18. Help yourself and have a cool clown ice cream in summer.

19. I plan to take maternity leave early. I was so tired that I almost cried at home eating ice cream.

20. I just ate the first ice cream in summer.

Children eat ice cream and bask in the copywriting of friends circle.

1. If you are free, can I have ice cream with you?

2. [I am not afraid of selling out my favorite ice cream, and I am not afraid of being hurt. I'm afraid you gave your hug and shoulder to someone else. ]

3. When I went back to my hometown, I found that there were milk ice cream in the shop, wrapped in transparent oil paper, a simple cuboid with a stick in the middle, which looked like a classic ice cream. Pick one up and take a bite. Soft and fragrant. Is authentic milk ice cream, long-lost milk ice cream.

I like eating ice cream so much that I think I was an ice lolly in my last life.

The first ice cream in summer is to love your style.

6. Air conditioning+watermelon+ice cream+computer +WIFI+ mobile phone+someone who loves you = a whole summer.

7. Wear new clothes when it is cold, and eat ice cream when it is hot.

8. Eating ice cream for the first time in two years, Wuyang's cone tastes like a melon. How delicious!

9. My love in hot summer-ice cream.

10. The first ice cream in summer is a little cute and super happy.

1 1. Waiting for ing, the first ice cream in summer.

12. Ice cream is the best representative of summer.

13. You are my favorite person. Even with sweet ice cream and chocolate, I love you best.

14. I really want to eat watermelon, ice cream and ice cream every day as I was a child. How powerful my stomach was when I was a child!

15. I can't stand it because I want to eat sugar when I am sad and ice cream when I am angry.

16. All beautiful things are the same, such as ice cream in summer, coat in winter, stars at night, and you in this world.

17. Love is when I send a message in summer, and you can come to my house just to send an ice cream.

18. I went to the refrigerator and saw all kinds of ice cream in it. I look for my favorite ice cream in the refrigerator. When I picked up my favorite ice cream, I couldn't help rushing home with it. When I got home, the ice cream melted.

19. In hot summer, it melts from the mouth.

20. We are divided into classes, so I can't go to the toilet with her anymore, and physical education class can't eat ice cream and chat with her. . .

Talk about mood phrases in the circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

520 Valentine's Day friends circle talk about mood phrases Daquan 20xx latest talk about May 20th.

Talk about mood phrases in the circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

1. Thank you for coming. I am very happy. Sorry, I have to go soon. Let me name these three numbers, 520.

My mobile phone password is 520+ his name is 589, but he can't guess.

3, I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop forever, only three seconds, never part.

Cui, I will write your name 227 times and do anything for you. I love you. After 520, I will kiss you!

5. You asked me how much I love you. Can I transfer to your school after 520?

6. Health: The number of monthly exams is 520. But I didn't love you during the exam.

7, I love him, love for 3 years, has always been his beauty, after 520, I will confess!

8. My Chinese is not good, but I can write Wu Yifan. I'm not good at math, but I can write 520. I'm not good at English, but I can write kris.

9. On your message board, floors 520, 52 1, 13 14 were all married by the same person.

10, it turns out that not everyone tells you 520, but you care too much about winning or losing when you play with scissors, rock and paper, and you don't see his mood.

1 1, I heard that there is a romantic bus in Wu Hanyou called 520, but its terminal is a crematorium.

12, you know? Stone scissors cloth is actually 520, which is what I want to tell you.

13. The boy confessed to the girl and wrote a note: 520xx 14 (I love you all my life). When the note came back, it said (520+1314)10 times. The boy was overjoyed.

14, I can't do math, but I can say 520; I can't speak English, but I can say I love you.

15,520, I love you, which can also be pronounced as "I don't want you".

Talk about mood phrases in the circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

16, you said 520, but there is no 13 14.

17, Yang Qian, I like you, break through 520 and make a decisive confession!

18, from 99 (for a long time) to 520 (I love you) and then to 13 14 (for life).

19, my cigarette is 520, and you said I like you.

20. In the last class today, I took a digital biscuit and spelled a 520 for her. She threw it away. Hehehe, she doesn't know how sour I am.

2 1, more than 520, I confessed to him.

22. Even I draw 520.

Her name is 23966. After 520, I will go to her city.

24. My Chinese is not good, but I can write color soul. I'm not good at math, but I can write 520. I am not good at English, but I can write English.

25. Give me courage. After 520, should I confess to him?

I love you, Shen. Even if we are1450km apart, I will be desperate. After 520, I will go to town with you.

27. After playing with 10 for many years, I found that the original stone scissors cloth was 520.

28、(52、85)-3、93430、5=520、 13 14

2 1, maybe you took this step, maybe you were not careful, and you became a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice! (Nan Dongni)

22. I don't want to confess anything at 520. I want to confess at 52 1, which is not only homophonic but also prime!

23. Every year, 520 is a confession day. The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while diaosi can only finish the first two thirds.

24. Many people can only finish the first two-thirds of the word advertisement day today.

25, Valentine's Day confession April Fool's Day confession Singles Day confession, but children, there are only two kinds of people in the world: you can get a confession at any time and you will be rejected at any time. It has nothing to do with time.

26, what 520, tomorrow 52 1 not that I love you. 522 is also the crazy festival of my second love. I like parting days. I like suicide day. I love my narcissism festival. I like skipping classes. I like eating food festivals. 528. I like to undress shirtless. I like drunken festivals. As long as life is interesting, every day is a holiday!

On the day of 27 and 520, I received a lot of short messages about checking in, only to find out later that the mobile phone belonged to my wife.

28. According to the Internet, 523 is a holiday for climbers, 524 is a holiday for suicide lovers, 525 is a holiday for narcissists, 526 is a holiday for walking, 527 is a holiday for married husbands, 528 is a holiday for loving father, and 529 is a holiday for drinking.

29. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to take off. (Eleven paintings of chrysanthemums)

30. Up to now, no one has come to confess. Really suffocating!

Talk about mood phrases in the circle of friends on Valentine's Day.

3 1, a boy is naturally shy. The confession is written on a piece of paper: 520xx 14. (I love you all my life) When the note came back, it said (520+1314)10. The boy was ecstatic. The female classmate said coldly: the calculation result is 18340 (a fan killed you)

32, the reality is like this, or wash and sleep, don't wait to confess. Don't even want April Fool's Day, and expect 520? !

33. It's almost May 20th, and I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, have you thought about it? Are you sure you want to get a license with me? She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. Say, you can't just say goodbye if you get angry after quarreling. She said, I know, to say divorce. . .

I've been waiting for so long. A bucket of 502 can't make you stick with me, but a sentence of 520 can.

35. Even if it is 520 today, it will be 52 1 tomorrow, and it will be 522 the day after tomorrow. I like mourning. I like to leave. 524, I love it, 525, I love me Look, what's so white about it? Finally, I love myself.

36520 can last 1 day, but only 1 minute in a lifetime. Is it ironic?

37. Today is 520. My brother is a bachelor. I can only say one thing: loneliness is great.

38、520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you!

39. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

40. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

4 1, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die!

42, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

43. I acted like a 250 before 520 days.

44. I have ten thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

45. I want to talk about an open love, a love that parents agree with, relatives know and friends bless. If possible, talk once, or don't start, or for life.

46. I have traveled all over the campus to see you.

47. My lifelong dream is to find a tall boy. He is so casually handsome, so am I. Then, with the passage of time, we will grow old hand in hand.

48. It is appropriate to meet the person who can let you go and let you go.

49. Happiness is something that doesn't need romance, strangeness or sadness. It just needs you by my side.

50, ten thousand people chase, it is better to hurt one person; One person knows better than ten thousand people.

Friends circle eating ice cream in summer

1. It's really hot and I really want to eat ice cream.

This summer, ice cream, watermelon, sea and air conditioning are all available, but you are still missing.

3. White milk ice cream, 15 1 block. When licking, there will be a thick sweet milk fragrance wrapped around the tongue. You can't bite the ice cream, it will run out soon. Take a sip and lick it carefully and slowly. Licked it for a long time.

I didn't eat ice cream, and the quilt was covered, but I caught a cold.

I want to eat ice cream, I want to eat ice cream, I want to die, the take-out button is on the verge, and I am still struggling. Being a woman is fucking hard.

6. I am so angry. I tried to lose weight without dinner and gained two pounds. I am very angry. I want to eat an ice cream now.

7. Ice cream: summer star, sweet to your heart and mine.

8. I smiled when I first ate ice cream, so I licked a little.

9. It was too hot to eat, so I sneaked into KFC to eat ice cream.

10. Freedom and coolness are up to me.

1 1. There will always be some dross. When you are eating ice cream with relish, grab it and want to eat it.

12. Love is when I send a message in summer, and you can come to my house just to send an ice cream.

13. Look at my temper! Sigh ... it's too hot. I should eat ice cream every day to cool down.

14. At noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil; Have an ice cream and cook it all afternoon!

15. Life is just work. Life is so ordinary, so let's go to eat ice cream tomorrow.

16. This is very cute.

17. It's ice cream season again. The homemade avocado ice cream vs dragon fruit ice cream tastes as good as those bought outside. It is healthy not to add, and the most important thing is that it is cheap.

18. Popsicle brings coolness to people in hot summer, and then it is sweet in the mouth.

19. Help yourself and have a cool clown ice cream in summer.

20. I missed the first cup of milk tea in autumn, didn't wait for the first hot pot in winter, but received the first bouquet of flowers in spring and the first ice cream in summer. Everything will be fine.

2 1. The older I get, the less I dare to eat cold food, but this summer, I especially like to eat ice cream.

22. It's too hot, I just want to sleep on my stomach! Play with chicken on your stomach! Eat ice cream on your stomach! Lie down and tease the cat! I just want to lie down anyway!

23. "I just played chess with my friend and he ate all of me." "What are you trying to say?" "I am so handsome." "I won't go with you because of an ice cream!"

24. Healthy girls haven't eaten ice cream for 100 years.

25. If this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

26. I like to eat a lot of ice cream and feel the tingling of the whole mouth paralysis. At that time, my heart won't hurt so much.

27. After the first cup of milk tea in spring, Ringo arranged my first ice cream in summer.

28. I also ate my first ice cream in summer.

On my way home from school to practice aerobics, my mother bought me an ice cream. The ice cream is round, with orange around and white in the middle, like a beautiful small bowl. Ice cream gives off an attractive fragrance. It's really delicious. My mouth is watering.