Why did you get zero on the composition of the senior high school entrance examination?

The composition scoring requirements are as follows:

1, the theme is formal;

2. It is not a malicious and illegal component;

3. Do not use languages that are not allowed to appear;

For example, 1 has long been the root of all evil. If the marking teacher doesn't believe it, you can ask Baidu. Premature ejaculation, puppy love, early pregnancy, premature beat, premature aging, premature death, precocity ... In order to prove the harm of getting up early, I handed in my papers early today ... Let's stop here and hand them in.

2. Materials make birds fly over the Pacific Ocean.

Read the following materials and write as required.

There is a bird that can fly tens of thousands of kilometers across the Pacific Ocean. All it needs is a small branch.

During the flight, it has branches in its mouth. When it is tired, it throws the branch on the water and then flies to the branch.

Have a rest, stand on the branches and fish when you are hungry, and sleep when you are sleepy. Who would have thought that a bird would succeed?

Success in flying across the Pacific depends only on a twig.

Imagine if the bird didn't grab the branches, but took all the supplies such as the nest and food.

Can birds fly with it?

Writing according to the above materials requires self-determination, self-determination of topics and self-selection of styles (except poetry); no

Write a composition that is divorced from the content and meaning of the material, not less than 800 words.

I don't trust stupid birds.

As a science student, when I saw this topic, I was petrified immediately.

I really want to slap someone! I really want to slap the proposition teacher-on behalf of my physics teacher. Let a bird fly to the Pacific Ocean with a branch in its mouth-what kind of best IQ can make up such a story? I don't know how powerful and magical the bird of the proposition teacher is. A normal person's thinking makes me doubt something. I don't care about you, how can a bird with branches flirt with its companions; I don't care about you. How can a bird that can't swim fish on a branch? I don't care if the waves in the Pacific Ocean knock over the branches. I only ask you one question: Do you know how big a branch is to make a bird float on the water as thick as wire? As thick as chopsticks? Allow me to teach you a formula about buoyancy. If you want a piece of wood to carry a bird, you need to meet the following conditions (out of respect for your IQ, I don't use all kinds of letters): buoyancy generated by wood-the gravity of wood itself+the gravity of birds. In order to make the best use of wood, we assume that it is completely underwater. Then we can draw a conclusion: the density of water × the volume of wood × the gravity acceleration-the density of wood × the volume of wood × the gravity acceleration+the weight of bird × the combination is simplified, and it is concluded that the volume of wood × (the density of water-the density of wood-the weight of bird) is about 1000 kg/m3, while the density of wood is 400-7500 kg. It can be concluded that the weight of birds/the volume of wood-500 kg/m3.

Simply put, it is the conclusion that if the weight of birds is 1 kg, then the volume of wood is-1/500 m3 -0. 002 cubic meters -2 cubic decimeters, what is the concept of 2 cubic decimeters? -our common bricks, about two! ! ! What is the concept of a bird per kilogram? Let's just say that an ordinary hen usually weighs three or four kilograms, and one kilogram is just a chicken. Can a bird the size of a chicken move two bricks or a stick with thick arms? Even if it can, the wind's resistance to wood blocks will make birds fly to the Atlantic Ocean, not the Pacific Ocean. The proposition teacher may say that his bird is big and heavy! Then it may not be a stick with thick arms, but a pillar.

Anyway, science tells me. No matter what kind of bird, it will not choose to fly to the Pacific Ocean with branches in its mouth. If you have to.

To do this, it must be a stupid bird-a stupid bird drowned in the Pacific Ocean to feed fish. Based on the story of this stupid bird

Only a stupid bird will believe the truth of a stupid bird.

See /p/ 16796 15388. There are many more, and you will understand.

Reading comprehension before plagiarism is unlucky and not allowed, but at least you will get one point, not zero.