The train is about to leave. Please fasten your seat belt and spit everywhere. What song is it?

The following are the lyrics of DJ's March 8 train:

Attention, passengers. The 3838.38 train from America to Afghanistan is about to leave. Please take other people's luggage and other people's wives and get on the bus quickly. Please get on the bus quickly and light it in a crowded place, so as to make more contributions to the family planning work in China. When the train is running at high speed, please stick your head and hands out of the window as much as possible in order to solve the problem once and for all. This is a civilized train, so you can take a break. Guagua's dander can be thrown in the carriage and driveway at will, his phlegm can be spit in your face, and your phlegm can be spit in his mouth, which is convenient for protein to fully absorb. This train also provides convenience for a third party to step in, matchmaking for extramarital affairs, quick divorce procedures for you, and your family is completely broken. As a scrapped car, this train has been running safely for 30 years. Because there is no brake, it must collide with other objects before it can stop.