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How to post to Moments now that I have finally become the king?

1. Sorry, I am a scumbag. I have played with many men, such as Bodhidharma Zhuang Zhou, Li Bai, Zhuge Liang and Han Xin.

2. The jungler is called the wild king, and the mage is called the wild king. Dharma King, if my assistant plays well, can you call me "Father"?

3. Accept the King of Power Leveling, no matter what level you are, I can get you to the lowest level

4. Forget it if you don’t want to play games with me, what King of Glory is demolishing You can say this kind of thing

5. If you don’t get the chance to win 588, you’ll get a refund of 570. Just transfer it to 18 yuan. I’m too lazy to refund. We support WeChat, Alipay and QQ. Hurry up and pass by the milk tea shop soon< /p>

6. I really don’t understand why you boys like to play games so much. Do you forget to eat and sleep all day long to play games without straining your eyes? Don’t you know how to take care of your body? Of course, if you are willing to take me to play these games, Just pretend I didn’t say it

7. It doesn’t matter if you are a king, if you are in national service, if you are tall, rich, handsome, and good-looking, no matter if your wife is not me, your life will be a failure!

8. After playing Honor of Kings for 12 seasons, I am still in Bronze. I searched hard for cheats and watched the live broadcast of Honor of Kings, but I still couldn’t get to Silver. I couldn’t figure it out and even started to doubt life until I checked online and wanted to get to Silver. You have to play in the rankings

9. Four Glory Kings bring one who is lying down. Is there anyone here? There are four Glory Kings who are lying down.

10. The stars in the sky are so cute, can you? Can you pick a few for me and put them in my rank?

11. Games don’t make people violent, network delays do.

12. Games can stay with me for a lifetime, if you Okay, then I won’t play games anymore, I’ll just hit you

13. In reality, I was insulted and couldn’t bear to speak.

In the King’s Canyon Online Wolf Warriors, I’m happy to punch you. I am not afraid of anyone.

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14. There are 4 people in the house, 5 rows of kings. When I am not around, you will eat 4 rows of chicken, and you will follow the same person in the evening. , the remaining three fight the landlords by themselves