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How to write a word to wish your daughter-in-law a hundred days of happiness?

1. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? It has been a long time since I sent you flowers. You have been working hard for your family. I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers via text message. Wife, thank you for your hard work!

2. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, I will collapse without seeing your smile!

3. Work is stressful every day. Go to work and get off work on time, and you can do a good job. Wife, no matter how hard or tired you are, I will support you. Do it well. !

4. Wife, don’t be sad. In fact, I really love you, really really love you. Just like mice love rice, just like wolves love sheep, just like fish can't live without water, just like beggars love chicken legs, just like Yang Guo loves Xiao Longnu, just like you love banknotes...

5. Before getting married, you drank Coke and I drank milk. I ate radishes and you ate cabbage. You liked going to the mall and I was happy to go shopping. After getting married, I drank Coke and I ate cabbage and walked around the mall with you a few times every day. For you And change, if you love me, I will love it!

6. Compared to your wife, nothing can make you happier than when you care about her. Occasionally send romantic text messages to make your wife happy.

7. The only good thing in the world is my wife. Life with a wife is so happy. If I fall into my wife’s arms, my second wife won’t want it anymore. The most distressing thing is not having a wife. I feel lonely and miserable. Without my wife's arms, I can't find food.

8. Wife, my heart is your coat, holding you, surrounding you, pampering you, cherishing you, so that the humid rainy season will no longer be hazy, and the starless night will no longer be sad. . As promised, forever, shoulder the care and watch for a lifetime!

9. Wife, I can’t see you for a whole day, the sky, clouds and sunshine are so blank; my weekends alone are always filled with a touch of loneliness. Fortunately, I downloaded a map of your city, which can draw out this feeling of longing!

10. If you want to make progress in life, you must remember your wife’s advice. If you want your career to be successful, your wife must be a pillow fan. Your hard work is my motivation and the guarantee of my happiness. Wife, be happy every day!

11. Wife, I miss you. I send you a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don’t know where you are at this time, so I have to put it in my heart!

12. The road is made step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is also like this, page by page, truly lived! I cherish my life, and I cherish you even more. Baby, it’s cold, take good care of yourself.

13. Wife, I miss you. Take care of your health outside. I want a healthy wife~ = you come back.

14. There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Loving you is non-negotiable. If it can be negotiated, can I not love you?

15. Don’t blame me, we fell in love, don’t blame the gravity of the earth, because without it, we...

16. Dear wife, still remember the happiness we had when we were young Time, I haven’t sent you flowers for a long time. You have been working hard for your family. I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers via text message. My wife, you have worked hard!

17. My love for you will never regret, my love for you will never fade away, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep. I can’t learn to forget you. A little pig is intoxicated on the phone!

18. Before marriage, you drank Coke and I drank milk. I ate radishes and you ate cabbage. You liked going to the mall and I was happy to go shopping. After marriage, I drank Coke and I ate cabbage and accompanied you to the mall every day. Go shopping a few times; change for you, I will love you if you love me!

19. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I would like to give you a banner and award you with the title of "The New Good Wife Who Has Not Been Dead in the 21st Century"!

20. A gentle heart is for those who are sad, a romantic heart is for those who are in love, an eternal heart is for those who are waiting, and a happy heart is for those who are lonely. I I would like to give my sincerity to my wife, and take care of yourself.

21. Wife, I am not around, you have to take care of yourself, your health is my greatest happiness.

22. It’s not missing you because of loneliness, not relying on each other because of tiredness, nor loving each other because of beauty, nor blessing each other because of festivals, all of this is because of your existence and will never change. ! Happy holidays, wife, I love you forever!

23. When I see you, I am afraid of electric shock; when I cannot see you, I need to recharge; without you, I think I will lose power. Loving you is my profession, missing you is my career, holding you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty!

24. Wife, my heart is your coat, holding you, surrounding you, pampering you, cherishing you, so that the humid rainy season will no longer be hazy, and the night without stars and moon will no longer be sad. . As promised, forever, shoulder the care and watch for a lifetime!

25. Don’t be so tired. Don’t be so tired. Take a break when you feel uncomfortable. Don’t be afraid of expensive food when you are hungry. Don’t fight against yourself when you are tired from work. Eat on time and go to bed on time. I miss you.

26. The weather has changed so quickly, and the cold wave has come quietly. Because of your cuteness, I care for you. Cover yourself with a quilt at night, don’t freeze your feet, and eat more fruits and vegetables, which can replenish calcium. I sincerely wish you a happy day!

27. Eat less salt and more jealousy; eat less meat and more vegetables; eat less sugar and more fruit; ride less in the car and walk more; be less angry and smile more; be less sad and sleep more. I love you, my wife.

28. I am in a foreign land and care about you far away. A greeting represents my heart. I hope you can understand and love you forever.

29. I am a satellite that will always revolve around you. My life will always run in your orbit. I am both repelled by you and attracted by you! My dear, this is the eternal beauty and the everlasting connection between us!

30. On this day dedicated to women, I have something to say to you. This is what I have always wanted to tell you, that is - I have two lives: one is birth, Once I met you!

31. I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have starved to death with a smile on your face. In arms.

32. Love is the longing in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine.

33. Rule 1: The wife is always right. Rule 2: If your wife is wrong, please refer to Rule 1.

34. When you see this text message, you have been poisoned by extremely violent love. The only antidote is to marry me. No need to think about it, let’s get married!

35. When I have you during the day, I will have dreams, and when I have dreams at night, I will have you. You should take good care of yourself and don't catch a cold or runny nose; if you sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

36. Work is stressful every day. Go to work and get off work on time, and you can do a good job. Wife, no matter how hard or tired you are, I will support you. Do it well. !

37. Wife: Thank you for every meal you cook for me and every piece of clothing you wash. Do you know that the most true love is only when you can endure the fleeting years of dull feelings?

38. If you want to make progress in life, you must remember your wife’s advice. If you want your career to be successful, your wife must be a pillow fan. Your hard work is my motivation and the guarantee of my happiness. Wife, be happy every day!

39. I didn’t have time to participate in your past, but I won’t miss your future! In sincerity, I get to know you; in harmony, I stay with you day and night.

40. Before marriage, you drank Coke and I drank milk. I ate radishes and you ate cabbage. You liked going to the mall and I was happy to go shopping. After marriage, I drank Coke and I ate cabbage and accompanied you to the mall every day. Go shopping a few times; change for you, I will love you if you love me!

41. The only good thing in the world is my wife. Life with a wife is so happy. If I fall into my wife’s arms, my second wife won’t want it anymore. The most distressing thing is not having a wife. I feel lonely and miserable. Without my wife's arms, I can't find food.

42. Wife, my heart is your coat, holding you, surrounding you, pampering you, cherishing you, so that the humid rainy season will no longer be hazy, and the night without stars and moon will no longer be sad. .

As promised, forever, shoulder the care and watch for a lifetime!

43. Dear wife, do you still remember the happy times when we were young? It has been a long time since I sent you flowers. You have been working hard for your family. I am here to send you a bouquet of flowers via text message. Wife, thank you for your hard work!

44. Wife, I miss you. I send you a text message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don’t know where you are at this time, so I have to put it in my heart!

45. I am a satellite that will always revolve around you. My life will always run in your orbit. I am both repelled by you and attracted by you! My dear, this is the eternal beauty and the everlasting connection between us!

46. If I owned an island, I would be willing to spend every day and night with you. I would like to look up at the night sky with you, and enjoy the beautiful moonlight together. Bright star, make a wish!

47. Wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I would like to give you a banner and award you with the title of "the new good wife who has not yet died in the 21st century"!

48. It’s not because we miss each other because of loneliness, nor because we are tired that we depend on each other, nor because we love each other because of beauty, nor because of blessings for festivals, all of this is because of your existence and will never change. ! Happy holidays, wife, I love you forever!

49. My dear, for you, my heart can be learned from the sun and the moon. My love is as good as false, my words are sincere, my money can be spent by you as you please, and my people can be passed on to you as you please. If you accept my confession, please reply, otherwise please forward it and let it continue to wander!

50. You are my love that crosses thousands of ice and the lotus blooms in the middle of the snow. You are the lovesickness pattern that I pick up after the wind passes, and I can’t change it for a thousand dollars. You are the red beans in my backpack and the ring around my heart. Missing you is like sugar, sweet in your heart.

51. In this world, we are bound by love, we meet by chance on the road, our hearts are connected, and love follows you. Be brave, be persistent, love remains unchanged, care more, be dedicated, and have unwavering love. It’s you, God. It is destined that a good marriage will only be happy if you work hard. Few words, no less reason, but always remember, love accompanies you.

52. You ask me how big my heart is? I said: The size of a pair of size 38 shoes put together. You looked at me doubtfully. I drew a circle around your two shoes with chalk. You see, my heart is so big, but it is filled with you!

53. If a candle yearns for light, it is doomed to fall in love with the flame, even if it has to burn itself; if the leaves long for freedom, it is doomed to chase the footsteps of the wind, even if it means abandoning the protection of the tree; if we are passionate about love, we are doomed Meet and grow old together!

54. You are the warm sunshine in spring, the cool rain in summer, the golden fruits in autumn, the romantic snowflakes in winter. You are still the beating force of my pulse. You are the source of my happiness!

55. Just keep walking with you like this, no matter how long it takes, and you will never get tired; walk with you on the summer streets, hold an umbrella for you to block the sun; hand you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cooler. This summer is more beautiful with you.

56. Before getting married, two people are like fighting each other. Whoever says I love you first loses; after getting married, two people are like fighting for wealth. Whoever makes more money has the final say; in old age, if you can When you grow old, you begin to live!

57. Wife, don’t be angry, I will listen to you in everything from now on. I won’t talk back to you. I’ll wash the clothes, cook the food, mop the floor, earn the money, and take care of it for you. Have a smile!

58. Liang Zhu turned into butterflies to guard each other, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were in love forever, the seven fairies came to earth for love, and Dong Yong was in love until old age. Love stories are worthy of envy. I sincerely seek a beautiful marriage. Feel the fate with your heart. Hold hands and laugh with your heart. My friends sincerely wish you a happy and long-lasting love soon!

59. Your photo is placed on my desk. I look at you in the morning, look at you in the morning, look at you at noon, look at you in the afternoon, look at you in the evening, and look at you at night. "Gulu gulu, wife, when will dinner be served?"

60. Every look in your eyes makes me nostalgic, every move of yours fascinates me, and every smile of yours makes me feel... happiness. The weather is getting colder, are you taking good care of yourself? Remember, don't let me worry, my baby.

61. I see you every day, but I still miss you. I fall in love every day, but I still miss you. I chat every day, but I still feel it’s not enough. I will pray and bless you in my heart every day: I wish you my beloved. Be happy every day and be happy forever.

62. How are you? I miss you again, do you miss me? The time of missing you always passes very slowly. I really want to see you soon. You must take good care of yourself when I am not around.

63. The days without you are so lonely. Eating alone is not sweet; talking alone, no one interrupts; sleeping alone; no warmth; my dear! I miss you!

64. I can’t love you enough. I just want to stay by your side for one more moment. The sound of heartbeat is the beautiful melody of love. Let our love play the most beautiful note in the world!

65. Wife, you are the other half of my life, and I look forward to the continuation of our lives coming soon! I will use my sense of responsibility to take good care of our children, my wife, and this family!

66. Love is like a journey on a sultry day. After a long wait, love leaves you when you are about to reach the end. I hope you can cherish the person in front of you and cherish the hard-won love.

67. The green trees are thick and the summer is long, and my love for you will never be discussed. The balcony is reflected in the pond, and I can’t see your shadow. The sun is shining high, my love is unrestrained, and I sincerely wish you a happy summer!

68. You are my harbor. When I am tired, I can nestle in your arms and rest without worries. You are my pistachio. When I am bored, you will bring you a sweet smile. Sound; You are my lucky general. All bad luck will slip away when I see you. I miss you, baby.

69. Love is the mutual joy of holding hands, the mutual affection of kisses, the true understanding of the heart, the lifelong partner that stays with you for a lifetime, and the red thread that ties the love between you and me. Get together, let love accompany you, let love stay together, and let true love always remain.

70. Love is like ice cream. If you eat it too fast, you will not be able to taste the sweetness; if you eat it too slowly, it will melt naturally. People who love each other must grasp the scale and stick to each other. Hands, love each other forever!

71. Marie Curie said, "I suspect that there is a 'foolish person' in love. Let's take one to the laboratory for an experiment." The result of the research is that you are not an ordinary "foolish person", you are The legendary "Thor"!

72. Love is like a moth flying into a fire, making people learn to be brave. Love is like an ocean that accommodates all rivers, making people learn to be tolerant. Love is like a fish nurturing each other, making people learn to share. Love is like rain that moistens things silently, letting people learn to share. People learn to give, I wish you learn to be rich in love!

73. You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the world to enjoy the sunset. You are the handle of the fork and I am the fork. We eat together without separation. You are the body of the black tea bottle and I am the cover. Another bottle is really awesome. , love is everywhere, give your love sincerely, I wish you find true love, Yuelao will be with you.

74. Day after day, year after year, day after day, month after month, life after life; sweet, sweet, um, um, love, kiss, kiss, loyalty; know each other, help each other, accompany each other, love each other, love each other. Keep hugging each other. I wish the lovers a lifetime of love and happiness!

75. The reason for eating - being hungry; the reason for sleeping - being sleepy; the reason for falling in love - being crazy; the reason for getting married - being stupid; the reason for divorce ----Tired; willing to remarry--crazy! The reason for sending this message - I miss you!

76. I am obsessed with true love once, and I happily meet you. I will accompany you sweetly day and night. I will never be separated in all my life. I will be in love for a long time. I will look forward to happiness together forever* **A life without regrets!

77. It may not be reasonable, but it must be understanding! They may not be inseparable, but they must cherish each other! It may not be the icing on the cake, but it must be a timely help! You may not necessarily contact us often, but you must keep it in mind!

78. The thoughts of spring, the love of summer, the blessings of autumn, and the wishes of winter. The encounter in this life brings happiness every day; the love in this life, I will love you forever; the vows in this life will not change, and may our love last forever.

79. Don’t look at me as vulgar, that means I am sincere. Don’t look at me as stupid, that means I am sincere to you. Don’t look at me as stupid, because after falling in love with you, don’t look at me as handsome. , that’s because in your heart I am the most handsome!

80. There is a hot girl at home who has a fiery temper, a real good temper, a healthy body, a white and beautiful body. You are my white lady, and I will love you forever.

81. If you want to make progress in life, you must remember your wife’s advice. If you want your career to be successful, your wife must be a pillow fan.

Your hard work is my motivation and the guarantee of my happiness. Wife, be happy every day!

82. In winter, I give you the sunshine of Hawaii; in summer, I give you the coolness of Harbin; in spring, I go boating on the West Lake with you; in autumn, I watch the Fragrant Hills turn yellow with you. I wish to send my true love to your heart and make you happy all year round!

83. Don’t sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; don’t sleep in, because then you won’t be able to eat the breakfast I cooked; don’t lose your temper, because then I will be very sad; don’t ignore me, or I will Will go crazy!

84. I will give you my sincerity without giving you a promise; I will give you my true feelings without giving you a promise. Needless to say, actions of true love are nothing, but there is nothing to say about each other. If you love me, please feel free to give it a try. No need to say more.

85. You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I approach your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escaping. I am completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in this life.

86. I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

87. You are like a "smiling half-step pill". After eating it, you can only laugh and cannot run away. Give me the "antidote" quickly. The antidote equation: your love, your affection. , and your future happiness are all left to me.

88. It’s been a long time since we last met. I miss you. Tomorrow is the weekend, do you have time to hang out? Relax, forget the worries of life, and embrace happiness. How about it? Have time?