Ask for a little joke that can be performed for about one to two minutes, with healthy content and simple props. (like a mini-sitcom)

1. Lamb, one day he went out to play and met the wolf.

the wolf said, "I'm going to eat you! ! ！”

guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb

2. Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Wolf, because: Momotaro) 3. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiaoming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Crying, crying. . He flew. .

4. One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by the wolf. The wolf easily destroyed the straw house, wooden house and brick house. The three little pigs ran desperately, but they were caught up by the wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this point, the wolf grinned and drooled and said,

Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

5. The diver's movements are very difficult. He made a twist for three weeks, followed by a forward somersault for three and a half weeks, followed by a back somersault for one month.

6. When my friend Li Shansi and I just moved, there was no TV at home, so we were bored. Let's pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then the two pretend that they have a remote control and can change the channel. This son of a bitch kept changing channels. I told him, but he didn't listen. Then we started fighting.

7. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai.

As a result ...

One day, he was taken away!

8. Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passed a cornfield every day.

Unfortunately,

one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and

all the corn turned into popcorn! ! !

After the bird flew by ...

It was cold because it thought it was snowing ...

9. Soldiers: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a Meilin nearby, and it may be there in a short walk.

Soldiers: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh!" The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? At last, there is water to drink.

Soldiers: "If you don't go, you must find plums ..."

1. A girl was lovelorn, and I advised her: "Toads with two legs are hard to find, but men with three legs are plenty!"