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What are the jingles of slogans such as east wind blowing and gongs and drums beating?

1, the wind is blowing and the drums are beating. Nowadays, whoever drinks is afraid of who, you and me. Now, whoever drinks is afraid of who.

2. Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

3. It's profitable to raise a daughter, but losing money to raise a son, which is patriarchal and brainless.

4. Men's mixed hair falls backwards; The man didn't mix well, and his hair tilted forward. Women mix well, girls mix badly and dress like an old lady.

5, if all beings are old, people will die early if they are affectionate! If you don't want to be old and die young, you'd better talk to me.

6. Lao Fang is carrying a yellow scorpion, and Lao Huang is carrying a square scorpion. Laos wants to take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang wants to take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

7. The house is for living, the car is for buying, and the desire is never satisfied.

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, take the vinegar from the shelf, shoot the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

9. Everything is inferior, only power is high: there are never ugly people in the world, as long as they have money. You are tall and handsome, and you are really cute. Sooner or later, you will be put into a sack and thrown into the sea.