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Can I quote a sentence from washing dishes, my specialty?

Everyone has a unique skill, which can accompany people's life and make people's lives rich and colorful. For example, raising flowers can be pleasing to the eye and cultivate sentiment. Tea tasting can bring people the effects of lowering blood pressure and fighting cancer. Washing dishes can help me learn to do housework and lay a solid foundation for my future life.

Washing dishes is a piece of cake for an old master like me. No matter whether there is oil stain or not, it is no problem to wash them several times in five minutes. I put the dishes and chopsticks together, took out the dishwashing basin, connected some water, and squeezed out some detergent. Put chopsticks in water and rub them back and forth with your hands. After washing almost, take it out and put it on the table. Then take out a bowl, put it in the water, and carefully wipe it inside and outside with a dish cloth, so that the whole bowl will be clean and flawless, and it can reflect my beautiful face like a mirror. The rest of the bowls are washed like this. After washing the bowl, pour the water from the dish basin into the pot, and take a dish cloth around the pot to carefully clean the small footprints left by the floating foam when cooking. The residue at the bottom of the pot is as hard as 502 when washed, and it can't be wiped off with a dish cloth, so we use our special hanger-on ball. Its iron wire is so powerful that it can make the residue at the bottom of the pot kneel. Therefore, with it, our cleaning ability will be realized by going up a flight of stairs! After washing the pot, pour out the water full of foam. Because the detergent is poisonous, we have to wash it twice. When cleaning for the second time, rinse according to the first method until there is no colorful foam, and then put it in the kitchen cupboard.