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Think of a few friendly phone calls for me?

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There is only time in the world that will not change because of anyone or anything. But time can change many things, even everything. (Gu Long, English)

Why do some of the most beautiful rhythms in life never last long? (Gu Long, English.

Although the word "helplessness" seems dull, it is actually the greatest sorrow and pain in life. (Gu Long, English)

How is the legend made? How heroes are tempered, how much hardship, how much blood and tears, how much patience, how much self-control (Gu Long, English)

There are many things in the world that seem to be coincidences. In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will find that the "antecedent" must have been planted. (Gu Long, English)

Since dreams will come to nothing sooner or later, why bother too much? But the meaning of life is a struggle. (Gu Long, English)

Things in the world are really wonderful sometimes, but things that you think are the most impossible often happen. (Gu Long, English)

Silence is sometimes more valuable than any language; Silence is sometimes more terrible than any sound. (Gu Long, English)

Two lonely swords, two lonely people, why not appreciate each other. Two lonely swordsmen are like two meteors. If they meet, they will surely collide with earth-shattering sparks. Although this spark will disappear in an instant, it has been shining through the ages! (Gu Long, English)

People will change, from abject poverty to luxury palace, from gentleman to villain, from hero to bear, from wealth to abject poverty, from small to large, from bear to hero. (Gu Long, English)

If a person can still struggle, struggle and resist, no matter what happens, it is not terrible. But it's bad to sit back and wait. Only at this time can we see a person's courage. (Gu Long, English)

People who want to scare people often scare themselves first. (Gu Long, English)

However, no matter what happens in this world, there must always be an ending. With a beginning, there must be an end, no matter what happens. (Gu Long, English)

Heart death is nothing but sadness and numbness, and it can be revived. There is no choice between life and death, and there is no second chance. (Gu Long, English)

But things in the world are often strange. People who don't want to be famous will be famous. (Gu Long, English)

There are some secrets that I don't know-maybe I really don't know, but I'm afraid to dig them up. (Gu Long, English)

The place where everyone stands is equal, only to see if you are willing to climb up. It's really unfair if you stand there enjoying the cool air and watch others climb up sweating, and then say that the world is unequal and unfair after others climb up. (Gu Long, English)

Why is there such a big distance between people? Why do some people live so lowly? Why are some people so arrogant? (Gu Long, English)

Life is happy, how rich and lively it is. Even if some people don't have that kind of rich happiness, they will have a little quiet enjoyment. But what is the end of life? This is death. (Gu Long, English)

If a person is famous, it is inevitable that there will be many unnecessary troubles. If he wants to get rid of this trouble completely, the most thorough way is to "die". (Gu Long, English)

Everything has an end. The longer and more complicated things are, the more sudden they end. (Gu Long, English)

People who seem happy on the surface are often lonely. (Gu Long, English)

There is a moon in the water. You can see it clearly. However, when you want to catch it, you will not only jump at it, but also fall into the water. (Gu Long, English)

The starlight is light but eternal, and the flame is short but warm. Love is conditional and can be explained, but infatuation is stark raving mad's. (Gu Long, English)

When a person gets along with his closest friends, he often feels a bleak loneliness. But it's not really lonely, it's really bleak. (Gu Long, English)

Why are smarter people more likely to do stupid things? (Gu Long, English)

Why can't you always forget what you should forget? Why can't I always remember what I should remember? (Gu Long, English)

Just because what people are really afraid of is usually not the thing itself, but just the imagination of that thing. (Gu Long, English)

If a person can be with the person he really loves, even living in a cell is better than a mansion. (Gu Long, French) 0.

What power in the world can be more terrible than the power of love? (Gu Long, English)

If you see a flower withered in your hand, you will inevitably feel very sorry and even feel unspeakable sadness. (Gu Long, English)

To love, you must have courage. (Gu Long, English)

Only true friendship is always clear and eternal. (Gu Long, English)

On the battlefield, between death and death, people who are more afraid of death die faster, just like in a casino, the less money, the more afraid of losing, and usually lose the most. (Gu Long, English)

The only way to know other people's secrets is to tell the truth first. (Gu Long, English)

The wind blew outside the window, and the fallen leaves hit the window one by one, just like a tired hand, fiddling with the dry strings. Although there is sound, it is more boring than silence. (Gu Long, English)

If a person can't be with the person he really loves, even if all the glory and wealth in the world are given to him, he will cry when he can't sleep at night. (Gu Long, English)

"Transcendence" is by no means a simple matter, but also a difficult one. Whatever you want to surpass, you must pay the price. (Gu Long, English)

The darkest time of the day is also the closest to the light. (Gu Long, English)

A person often makes friends with an unexpected person at the strangest time and place, and even they don't know how this emotion comes from. (Gu Long, English)

Friendship is cumulative, but love is sudden. Friendship must stand the test of time, but love often happens in an instant. (Gu Long, English)

Some of the most dangerous and terrible things in the world are often hidden in peace. (Gu Long, English)

Why does a person always have to wait until the last minute to learn something he should have known long ago? (Gu Long, English)

If a person has reached the point where he has nothing to rely on, he will often become strong. (Gu Long, English)

As long as people are people, they are equal. No one has the right to deprive others of their dignity and life. (Gu Long,

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Luck doesn't fall from the sky. If a person can seize the opportunity every time, his luck will always be good. (Gu Long, English)

Although the sea is green and lovely, people who die of thirst at sea are likely to die much more than those who die of thirst in the desert. (Gu Long, English)

People are really strange. Sometimes they would rather listen to other people's rumors than believe the truth. (Gu Long, English)

Dreams are by no means dreams, and the difference between them is usually worth pondering. (Gu Long, English)

As long as a person is not dead, he should be patient under any circumstances-I always think this is the most basic condition for being a man. (Gu Long, English)

1 They can see everything I have, but they don't know what I don't have.

When adults are like children, children should grow up quickly.

Apologize, people do whatever they want, thinking that an apology can offset everything.

However, being a man depends on luck. In my love life, I haven't met a husband who is kind to me and can protect me, and many women haven't met him either.

Disappointed, isn't it But don't be afraid. Life is full of disappointment.

If you are destined to depend on others, choose an ideal environment.

Remember, a lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

Simply put, be generous, don't steal oil like a mouse, and don't look for accounts like a little fisherman.

Most of them are idiots If they are too picky, they will have no boyfriends.

10 Being friends is as simple as being friends. I hate people asking about my privacy. If you think friendship is worth paying, shake hands. If not, find someone else, but don't try to pry into my secret. My secret belongs to darkness.

1 1 I don't know who said that the bully will never remember, but the bullied person will always be in my heart.

12 but people always like to blame others, and I am no exception.

13 If you want a career, you must learn it well. Without learning, it is impossible to cultivate wisdom. How can we achieve great things? If you really want to make some achievements, there is still hope for twenty years' efforts from now on.

14 ten years of cold window, ten years of hard work, plus 10% luck, can have a career. Don't take things too simple. Most people can only have one job to make a living and work hard all their lives. How many people dare to say that his job is a career?

15 The meanest men say that women are right and wrong.

16 One must learn to get along with different types of people, otherwise life will be lonely.

17 So, no matter what dizziness is upside down, vows of eternal love, without encouragement, it will disappear, and whoever will love for free for a lifetime.

During the journey of 18, everyone's performance time is stipulated and doomed. When it's time to go, go, and then go.

19 No one can hurt anyone unless that person is willing to be hurt by the other party.

When you are young, you always have to prove this and that. The conclusion is that others are wrong and you are always right. Man has made progress, because he climbs like a dog, and they are slightly happy. That's corruption. They are always complacent.

2 1 likes to collect things because of insecurity.

Because life is so impermanent, trying to keep trivial things and grasping them seems to grasp the root.

You see, capable men often get high-quality female companions because they have the opportunity to choose.

Abundance is a state of mind, the richest person is a contented person, and wealth has nothing to do with money.

What's the difference between 30 billion and 300 billion?

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Everything belongs to fate.

Most children in good families are ridiculously naive.

All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

When a man likes a woman, he can do anything for her.

Can you live by remembering? Remember to eat or wear warm clothes?

6 "No one forced you to be with him."

"Why not? My economic environment forced me to stay with him. Isn't that enough? "

Every woman will have many men as stepping stones in her life.

To love and be loved is so happy.

The best dowry for girls is a diploma from a prestigious school. Don't live on it, or you will die miserably. Married with it, the in-laws dare not bully the educated daughter-in-law.

10 You really can't talk, and you can't drink too much wine. But since I made a slip of the tongue after drinking, I'd better have a good drink.

There must be many women in a man's life. There are many men in a woman's life.

Before 12, women can sit in the boudoir and embroider warmly all their lives. Now the season has passed.

13 I asked, "Does your wife know you?" I smiled. "That's strange," I laughed my head off. "All wives don't know their husbands."

14 What a nuisance! I wish I were a child and could catch anything.

15 suddenly feels that nothing is interesting, because these things are easy to get now. What you get is not good.

16 What's good to take? What's the smell? I just bought it and put it at home. I accidentally opened the closet door, looked at it and closed it again.

17 I don't mind selling my youth. Youth will pass if it is not sold.

18 There are such people! Afraid of others touching his light, intellectuals are snobbish, which is really three points short.

1 1 Don't apologize, the poor are suspected to be right.

12 Most beautiful and rich girls like to find a female companion who is slightly worse than her, so as to set off her extravagance.

13 I think it's unfair to compare people. In a word, I like him if his advantages suit me better.

14 What is my trouble? The proletariat need not worry about scruples at all. It says what it wants, does what it wants, and returns to its original shape at most. I've never been poor. What is the loss?

15 banknotes are different from diamonds. Diamonds are women in leather. The cash is ... naked women.

Love is another matter. Love is too extravagant.

17 Only those who have enough to eat and wear are entitled to spend time complaining about their fate.

18 no matter how big or small, if it weren't for the parties themselves, they would never know the truth.

19 Take the Rolls Royce and avoid opening and closing the doors yourself.

If someone says he loves me, I won't be a little happier unless his love can be discounted. If someone says he hates me, I won't worry. The sun will rise again tomorrow. Damn, flowers bloom in different ways. People who hate me can eat their own hearts. Who cares?

2 1 No matter how tough they look, people long to be loved. The morning sun shines lightly on my lover's face ... enough to be worth diamonds and gold ... eager to repay his impulse. ...

Is this my fault, too Too smart and too sensitive. Let's come out and fight.

Girls, if they don't "move when they step on their tails" and don't know how to distinguish between color and hair, they really suffer. They rushed forward with great strength, and when they were killed, no one sympathized with them. These days, who will risk offending others to teach others that their daughter will starve to death?

At the right time and place, he was the right person, that's all.

Whenever a foreigner does not ride on his head, he will ride on his head, not only foreigners, but also people.

No one is angry with anyone when he is alive.

It is not too difficult for young women to aspire to climb up. They aspire to stand up early.

Only the nouveau riche will be unfriendly to others.

I feel so happy. I'm just a cheap young woman. Money can bring me happiness at any time.

I wanted to have such a ring a long time ago. A long time ago, people didn't even give sesame and mung bean rings. Naturally, I didn't ask. When the opportunity doesn't come, we have to wait, and jumping is not enough. Such a square stone, I think: many women dream of it.

The more they panic about my existence, the more consolidated my position.

3 1 Whose life is not unhappy?

What if my friends can't help me in real life? You don't want to tell me that my problem will be solved after a "friend" comforts me for ten hours, do you?

Reading is so good, no matter how absent-minded and long-faced, as long as you have passed the exam, you are a passer-by

You try to pull a long face and try it in the society.

This is a society full of laughter. Unless you can find a noble career, which needs the support of a noble education, and a noble education needs money, you must always get it back.

In fact, I have never been really happy. number

But the stakes are too high. I have no grudge against money, as long as I can achieve my goal and plant seeds.

What are the disadvantages of planting? Why do you make toilet bricks?

There is no need to go back to the grass. Go ahead and you will meet new ones.

In any case, a man's greatest respect for a woman is to propose marriage. No matter what kind of man he is, he is still sincere.

Basically everyone is lonely. Some people show it, others don't.

3 1 more angry with him than with people all over the world.

As long as things are better than others, I will never argue.

In this world, only an idiot will say that money is useless.

What choice do I have? You go to Dayang to find a university doctor and come back for 5 thousand yuan. Tell him to die standing up. He didn't dare to sit still. It's the same everywhere, as black as a crow.

Tomorrow's worries will be blocked by tomorrow.

Up to now, young girls have never been loyal to rich old men.

Everyone will get old. Everyone will live to be thirty-unless he dies at the age of twenty-nine.

We are all afraid of getting old, our breasts are no longer firm, our waist is not thin enough, and our skin is slack. Old age is painful, how could I not know? Otherwise, for thousands of years, why should we mention these three words together?

39 doesn't matter. Dude, how can you argue with the boss? The poor don't beat the rich.

And a woman can only rely on her father and husband in her life.

4 1 there are only two kinds of men: "whoever has money is the same."

After being crowded at the expressway station for half an hour, no matter how beautiful the beauty is, it becomes dusty and cold.

You know there is a kind of baby who is born without a brain. The light is placed behind their heads, and the light comes out directly from their pupils. Now people call this brainless girl "the golden girl"

I am rich enough. I can leave him now. But who else will listen to me?

Who is interested in reading the trivial things in my long letter again? He is really old. But he always stood behind me, and he was there when I needed him most.

45 young people.

Their answers flow out of their mouths like water, from marriage to the future to love. As small as gifts, letters, phone calls, appointments. I forgot that everything was a lie. Lies are stacked on lies, and even their heads are full of flowers. Like a kaleidoscope, they turn and turn, and the colorful patterns are actually just patterns made of broken glass in a small mirror-I have seen too much, heard too much and waited too long. Disappointed again and again.

46 fate. Everything that is unclear belongs to fate and love, and the lack of human knowledge is difficult to supplement.

People all over the world are like this. We should step on everyone and step on everyone together, and we should raise them to compete.

These days, men are most afraid of women pestering him to marry him. Because I am his man, they lose this layer of fear and concern, and everyone is vying to love me.

Every woman should yell at her once in a while.

Memories are fragmented and there are not many feelings. We are all embarrassed to have extravagant time to cultivate our feelings.

5 1 Every woman likes to have a man die for her, but it's too great.

But how long can he love me and how long can I love him?

Must I cook every day? Is it necessary to work outside? Must I drop out of school? Do you want to hear him repeat what he got from the boss? Do you have to raise children for him?

Fortunately, I was betrayed by others, and I also betrayed others. A sinner betrays a sinner without feeling guilty.

Can't look at the surface of things, everyone has difficulties and troubles.

No one knows what another person is thinking. Thank god we don't know, but fortunately we don't know.

Thousands of people died in the war. Earthquake, famine, plague, who died and who was guilty?

A beautiful man, just like a beautiful woman, becomes bad when he is old.

If someone throws money at you, kneel down and pick it up one by one. It doesn't matter. It's about your food and clothing, and a little self-esteem is nothing.

Everyone wants me to die. I can't die in front of this dry man. How can I satisfy their desires?

Before the age of 60, there is no need. Everything is an avalanche, and it has no real meaning at all.

6 1 Life without any pursuit is not life at all.

I must remember to protect myself, just verbal love is not enough.

How can furs and jewels increase my happiness? The ruby on my neck is as bright as blood, and it doesn't brighten my face.

Playing cotton was a very beautiful job in the past. The monotonous and persistent voice, the confused sweat of the workers, the sunshine shining on the road, and the dust in every shop and house are helpless and sad, mostly like being a human being, meaningless and dispensable. We should eliminate it early and not miss it, but now we have to keep going.

So many furs, furs, evening dresses and jewels are worrying. Chang 'e must regret stealing the elixir of life.

At the beginning, for money, for safety, for ambition; Later, for shame, for hatred and for revenge.

To be a woman, you have to make it look like a painting. Don't make clothes. The man tried again and again, but no one bought it. It's still difficult to sell it at a 50% discount if it's worn out. I'd rather draw a picture.

Whether it makes sense or not is a question of everyone's values. What is the significance of raising children? What is the meaning of life? What did the society lose when the ship sank to the bottom of the sea? The living still drink and get married. What did the universe lose when the earth exploded and disappeared? Why should I dress up to join the rotary club, and the teacher can dance?

If someone asks Jiang Xibao: What should women fight for? I will answer, "Let's fight for money, and then I will tell you what women should fight for."

I have only known the benefits of money since I was a child. I forgot to calculate. Forget that I'm human, and I have feelings.

How could I forget to count this?

7 1 Days will always pass, but memories will always be forgotten.

The only person who really knows whether you are warm or cold is your lifelong partner and your husband.

Loneliness will never get used to it.

Cheap things always sell better than expensive things. Women are also commodities, and they are commodities with different prices from morning till night.

Emotion is a luxury, and what I expect is not what these people can give me.

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■ Love is on the right, sympathy is on the left, walk on both sides of the road of life, sow seeds at any time, blossom at any time, decorate this long journey with seasonal flowers, so that pedestrians who wear branches and brush leaves do not feel pain, tears can fall, and they do not feel sad.

■ Show me, my friend! I am a swallow crossing the ocean, looking for a nest separated from water.

■ Has Chun spoken? But her great hidden power is so gentle to the world!

■ The flower of success, people only marvel at her present brilliance! However, at the beginning, her bud was soaked with tears of struggle and shed blood rain of sacrifice.

■ What is "home", I don't know; But boredom-sadness, all melted in the process.