2022 April Fool's Day Blessing SMS

1, send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in our city's prize-winning network access activity. The bonus is 6,543,800 yuan+0,000 yuan. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. Password: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

6. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and some areas will have gold bars! The meteorological department reminds citizens to prepare sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on. Men who remain monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and fined. Hope to comply with it! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. The sky is gray and wild. The hope for this year-it's too slim. Shuiwan Bay, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and people are busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy April Fool's Day.

9. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, urgent reminder: there is a tornado weather recently, so you must take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Weight under 50 kg must be doubled, remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

16, where are you? Watch the satellite TV quickly, hurry up! A large nuclear power plant in the United States was artificially leaked, causing a lot of biological variation! One of the mutant orangutans is reading this message!

17, the person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, if you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it; 2. It is smarter than you.

19, you know? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me". Happy April Fool's Day!

20. When I heard that you were trafficked, I was really scared. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?" . Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Today, a fortune teller saved my life. Divination says I was born to kill you, and one day you will die by my sword! Banxian asked me to change my job to solve your disaster! Help me think. What should I do if I don't kill you pig? Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!

24. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Dear users: At present, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM does not accept business, please call ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

28, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. I intend to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed! Happy April Fool's Day!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story? Happy April Fool's Day!