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Wife's adult has a strange original of the first chapter
"Well ... shall we get a divorce?"
Her tone was a little timid, her eyes sneaked at him, and finally she swallowed and sat on the sofa for a few times. Seeing that the other party didn't speak, she stole a look, only to see that the other party was looking at her with deep and indifferent eyes. She sat up quickly and explained with a wave: "that ... I didn't mean anything else." Alas ... No, you ... didn't you say that if I had that ... that ... "She blushed.
"Does anyone want to get married?"
The man's voice is deep with the usual indifference. She felt a tingle and nodded obediently.
"Who is the other party?"
Her face turned red, and she shrank her shoulders and refused to speak. This kind of eyes is dazzling in men's eyes. The man's eyes darkened, but his tone remained the same: "Egret, who is the other party?"
Listening to a person call his name is suicide. Egret is full of excitement, only feeling and recalling the dream a week ago. Help, the dream is straight, but it makes him weak!
Egret felt that it was not good for him to continue like this, so he simply decided to say, "My former high school classmates … are all in my hometown …"
Egrets have been afraid to look at men, so when they hear this sentence, they also miss the depressed emotions in men's eyes.
"You still want to go back to your hometown?" The man got up from his swivel chair and walked to the sofa.
Feeling the man's action, the egret was flustered and scratched his head uneasily: "Yes … Yes … I don't have many friends here. You are the only one I can rely on, but we are just friends, mainly because … I was fired …"
When Egret said this, it was really embarrassing. His eyes were wandering, and he didn't dare to look at the man for fear of seeing his sarcastic expression. When a man hears the word "dependence", his expression will flash with relief, but what about "friend"?
The egret said, "Then what ..."
"make an appointment." The man said simply.
"Huh?" Egrets can't react at the moment.
The man paused and said, "Ask your classmate out and I'll meet him."
"Why?" Egret looked at him blankly.
The man frowned slightly: "I said, if you help me and marry me, I will be responsible for you." I'll check your classmate's character. " I don't think you can get a divorce if you don't meet the standards. "
"Ah?" Egret was dumbfounded. "Why, that ... that's not in our agreement!"
The man gave her a cold look: "Do you think I'm hurting you or do you have any complaints?"
The man who was shocked by the glance shrank and shook his head. "No, no, no, you really think of me."
"Tomorrow."
"Ah?"
"I'm going on a business trip the day after tomorrow." The man took another look, and the egret nodded.
Help! Her husband is so energetic that she can't hold on!
"So I say you are a coward. Your husband in the agreement doesn't like women, does he? In a way, women are the same as us. You should be your best friend. Be tough and stubborn, okay? You see, you see, now you really want to find a man, you are amazing! " Deer frost hates iron on the phone.
The egret hid in the bathroom with his head down and whispered, "What can I do ... I agreed that the conditions for divorce are that he finds the other half or I find the other half, or other irresistible factors such as his death or my death. I should tell him that I had a spring dream a week ago. Are you the leading role? You know Jiang Mi is bent! What would you think if I told you that I dreamed of having sex with you? "
When Lu Shuang choked, it only made me feel speechless, and there was a little inexplicable subtlety in it: "Well ... first, destroy you humanely, and then ... maybe I think ... Lily is also a good choice?"
"Help! Do not play with me! Let's discuss it again and find who will escape this robbery! " The egret is going to cry.
Lu Shuang smiled: "Well, I was chosen, but I have to ask you, have you ever thought that you like Jiang Misheng?"
"Ha ha ....." Egret smiled feebly. "Of course I like nonsense! Otherwise, how can you dream ... a dream! So I want a divorce! "
Lu Shuang held her forehead: "I can't understand you, you coward, you don't know how to fight for it. You can bend straight. Why don't you know you can't bend straight? At least he is a good man with physical and mental health. "
Hearing this, the egret's scalp went numb: "Goodbye ..."
"Don't, don't, don't, you listen to me first, didn't you say you were looking for someone! Let me tell you, do you remember that punk who had a good relationship with both of us in high school? "
Egret thought for a long time before remembering that the nickname punk really existed, and suddenly realized, "Oh, well, high school is not a very powerful person. Why, people in this corner like me have no good relationship with him, only with you. Your brain hole is a little bigger. " I don't even remember his name, let alone mine. How can he help me? "
Lu Shuang proudly showed off: "Hey, you don't know, I had an affair with him in high school."
"You ... green tea ..." Bitch ... Egrets don't know how to spit. Deer cream is beautiful and looks pure. She can have an affair with five men at the same time, but she just won't go any further and offend anyone. She is simply the best spokesperson for the green tea bitch.
"This is not called green tea bitch! This is called casting a net widely to catch fish, understand! Fortunately, you are still a bird catching fish. I made friends with him on Twitter the other day, and he came back from America. What about returnees in Gao Fushuai? Well, I should be able to pass Jiang Misheng. " Deer frost is in full bloom.
There is a noise outside the door. When the egrets hiding in the bathroom are nervous, they hold their mobile phones far away from their ears and listen carefully to what is happening outside. Soon he heard footsteps approaching bathroom door, and then there was a knock at the door. Jiang Misheng's cold voice came from the door: "Egret?"
"ah ... ah! Yes! Ah! " Egret answered loudly, got up in a hurry, but accidentally hit the tap switch. Bang, the egret was soaked by the hot water in the shower.
"What's the matter?" Jiang Misheng's tone is a little urgent and worried.
Egrets are watered so hard that they can't open their eyes. After fumbling to turn off the tap, it wiped its face and then replied, "nothing ... nothing!" " "
Jiang Misheng asked her doubtfully, "What are you doing in there for so long?"
Sure, I'm calling from you! Egret turned and thought, no, you can hide outside the house, ah ... you are crying yourself!
"I ... I take a shower!"
Jiang Misheng replied, and then there was no sound. After listening for a long time, the egret felt that everyone should have left, and then he was relieved. She just wants to talk to Deer Frost again. As a result, the other party has hung up, and ... the phone is soaked.
Egret bitter face grabbed the phone and pushed open the bathroom door. A high wall stood in front of her and made her back again and again: "Oh! You! "
"Are you wearing clothes in the shower? Still carrying a mobile phone? " Jiang Misheng's tone is slightly bad, leering at her.
Egret managed to pull out an ugly smile than crying: "That ... talking to my dear ... on the phone, hehe ..."
"The bathroom signal is stronger?" Jiang Misheng raised his eyebrows.
"No, no, no, because ... you are alone. I ... how dare you hear this? " Said the egret feet patted Jiang Misheng's shoulder, and then took the mobile phone and flew away.
Jiang Misheng turned to look at her wet back and gloomy face. There is heating in the room, and the egret doesn't wear much. The water makes the egret's clothes stick to her. Fortunately, it is winter now, which can only make her thin figure look thinner. Jiang Misheng took a deep breath and felt a little annoyed. He loosened his tie and stayed where he was for a while before leaving the bathroom.
Egret ran to the corner of the living room with a mobile phone, afraid to call again. She just found Lu Shuang's number and sent a short message to the effect that, OK, I agreed. Please contact me, meet at noon tomorrow and play at night.
However, Egret is a well-known coward. I think Jiang Misheng's sexual orientation is a taboo for the whole floating city, so I sent a message to Lu Shuang. The general idea is, don't forget that I can't say that I am married, just say that my family forced me to get married and beat my boyfriend to relax my family, so my family sent my uncle, who is also in Floating City, to have a reexamination.
In order to shoot the whole play, Egret and Jiang Misheng shared a room. Before, even if I slept in a bed and covered with a quilt, Egret said, even if I lay on him, I could sleep peacefully and boldly. But now, for Jiang Misheng's chastity, she found an excuse to make the floor. After sleeping for a few days, she found that ... rich people's carpets are more suitable for sleeping than hotel beds.
After confirming that Jiang Misheng was not in the bedroom, the egret closed the door and changed clothes. Alas, she is really her best friend's close-fitting cotton-padded jacket. You see, in order to prevent Jiang Misheng from personal injury, she made the floor. Jiang Misheng was so heartless that he didn't even say anything about buying himself a folding bed.
Egret put on pajamas, just laid the floor, Jiang Misheng came back, as if he had just come back from the study, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, holding the original English document in his hand, and his white shirt and tie sagged loosely. This pair of abstinence and indifference, noble Leng Yan's appearance is simply ... Egret silently raised his head and caressed his forehead.
Jiang Misheng looked silly when he saw the egret, frowned and didn't ask anything. He put his books and glasses on the bed, picked up a change of pajamas and went to the bathroom.
After a while, Jiang Misheng came out wearing a light blue pajamas, dripping water in his hair, and the whole person looked warm with a thin layer of fog. Jiang Misheng's face was flushed after being watered by hot water, and his eyes were moist and a little confused. ...
Egret silently moved her eyes back to the computer, covering her nose and "haha" a few times when watching American TV series.
Jiang Misheng is wiping her hair with a towel. She was stunned by the egret's embarrassed laughter and turned to look at her. She saw her eyes rolling and glanced at herself from time to time. The funny appearance made him laugh, so he threw the towel at the egret, and the hairy towel covered the egret's head.
"Wow!" Egret was surprised and almost threw the computer on her lap. "How did you …" She pulled down the towel and looked up at Jiang Misheng sitting on the bed.
Jiang Misheng sat smartly on the bed with his back to her, propped up on one leg, and said simply, "Wipe your hair."
Egrets almost choked on their own saliva. If you want me to wipe your hair, just say so! Is it necessary to wear such soft and lovely plush pajamas and do such handsome movements? This is a foul! It's simply! No, I must look up again. ...
Egrets feel that their nosebleeds have been poured back into their heads, and they must be congested now.
She put the computer back on the table, grabbed the towel, climbed into bed silently, sat cross-legged behind him and held out her hand ... The towel could only wipe the back of his head. When the semi-wet towel rubbed his neck, Jiang Misheng felt uncomfortable and moved his head. The egret touched his nose and said awkwardly, "Get down ..."
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