Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - If you are jealous of your opponent, don't swear a word.
If you are jealous of your opponent, don't swear a word.
Second, I have seen ugly ones, but I have never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
Third, it is said that beautiful women are unlucky. Look at your face, it's hooray, hooray, hooray!
Fourth, in which hospital did you have plastic surgery? You can make such a thick skin.
5. Why does a person's face look so strange?
6. Make eyes at a group of men all day. If you're not a bitch, what is it?
Seven, you are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will be hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
Eight, have seen ugly, have never seen so ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
9. People who go to concerts don't listen to songs carefully and spend% of their time taking pictures. If you take pictures with your mobile phone, it's disgusting.
Ten, if I were in your heart, what's the harm of rival three thousand?
Eleven, smile Mimi! Smile Mimi! Laugh off your big teeth! Have a sweet dream tonight, in which I smile at you!
I will never say I know you, or the whole world will know that I can't speak human languages.
Thirteen, brother, it's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are scary.
You are so ugly that even giraffes can throw up every three seconds when they see you.
Fifteen, you are really tm postmodern.
Sixteen, little silly pig, so cute, with bubbles in his nostrils, flowers hanging from his ears, and most importantly, sleeping every day. Hehe, does that sound like you? Dudu, pick up the phone!
Seventeen, come out to mix? How to mix? Butcher? Or provide public toilet service for people?
18. Don't think you are an angel just because you have a bird hair.
Use your pencil B to describe your life.
Anyone with a little beauty knows how disgusting your face is.
Twenty-one, let's break up, because I haven't applied for Saudi nationality yet, and I can't get married with all of you.
Twenty-two, a meaningful sentence: seeing your appearance, I chose silence from now on!
Twenty-three, the goal of life should not be too big, look for one thing, invest interest and enthusiasm, and you will succeed.
Twenty-four, the most unsuitable for marriage is the prodigal son, and the most suitable for marriage is the prodigal son. It is often not a woman who changes a prodigal son, but a woman who just appears when the prodigal son wants to change.
Twenty-five, although there are always some people who wear perfume, they can still smell the slag.
26. Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid of being found weak by women. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.
Twenty-seven, witnessed the ugly, seen so ugly. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
Twenty-eight, seeing your appearance, I really lamented the ingenuity of nature.
Twenty-nine, you are so beautiful that your mother is sick to death.
Thirty, it's selfless to wear low-cut clothes with your hand.
3 1. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?
Thirty-two, you eat too much hormone food and have such a mature face.
33. If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the road you have traveled, will I be closer to you?
34. You eat well. Only pigs can compete with you.
Thirty-five years old, before me, where are those lost ages? Behind me, where are the future generations? ; Reading the faint of heaven and earth, I am lonely and tearful!
Thirty-six, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Thirty-seven, a long adventure. Creative!
Thirty-eight, photos posted on the wall: avoid evil during the day, contraception at night!
Thirty-nine, you just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec.
Forty, dear, I have it again ~ Although I don't know who the father of the child is, the only thing that is certain is that they are not your own flesh and blood!
Harmful words do not contain dirty words.
1, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!
I am not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on twice, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.
Wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
4, can't sleep, let's talk about some heavy topics, such as your weight, oh! This is too heavy, not good. Say something superficial, such as your IQ! By the way, it's a good thing that you gained weight before the price of meat went up, so there is a lot of room for appreciation! good night
I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
6. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
7. Who knows that you can only scream twice in your mouth, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.
8. You paraplegic thing, give you a little face. You don't even know what you are?
9. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.
10, you exude the word "bitch" from your appearance to bone marrow cells and genes!
1 1, boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?
12, I don't understand. How dare you take out a penis smaller than your little finger and make a fool of yourself?
13, after I saw you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day for having an X fever rather than having you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. It better be that there really is X-burn!
14. Some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C. ..
15, once you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
16, twelve months a year, you like February; The competition is vigorous and promising, although it only won the runner-up; Even in the lottery, you always win the second prize. I really don't understand. Why do you always like "two"?
17, boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.
18, I saw it was raining outside. I don't know how to wash it? Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.
19, I never lied to you, because I never lied to anyone.
20, you don't look in the mirror, look at yourself and cross-eyed? It's really your dad. How did your mother make you like this? Don't come out to scare people if you are ugly, okay? If you have a bad heart, you will be scared to death.
2 1, you are a mighty Lord. Did I give you face?
22. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?
I don't know why you always don't think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?
24, how far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
25. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
26. A puppy whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.
27. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
28. You said you were just fooling around all day, or you were just fooling around with something. You said you would do something else.
Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.
30. It seems that everyone is a wonder in the swearing world ... I also said: You invited me to play blackjack, and I agreed, but I can't play 13! ! !
3 1, women like bad men, not bad men.
32. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What do you pursue besides making excrement?
33. Always young, always act young, never ungrateful, always in tears.
34. Don't think you can bite just because you are a dog.
I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.
As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!
37. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal and a bitch among transvestites.
38. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
39. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks. Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.
40. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed
4 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.
42. He graduated from Aoyama University, Aoyama University. Think about it. People who graduate from college can't be ordinary brain-damaged, but brain-damaged to the point of hopeless!
43. Although you often brush your teeth, your mouth still smells of dung. Although I often take a bath, I still smell like scum.
44. You finally understand this 24k golden dog eye! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?
45. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?
46, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
47. Please forgive me for trampling and insulting your friend who has suffered from mental trauma, excessive brain stimulation and extreme paranoia.
Thank you for showing me the true face of a bitch.
49. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth. Don't think I'm talking to you just because you don't eat shit, you born idiot.
Love rat/Women's Complete Sentences Without Swearing Words
The Complete Works of love rat/Women's Non-swearing Sentences (1) 1. Garbage classification is everyone's responsibility.
Your mouth stinks worse than the water in the sewer. Once it stinks, you'd better go out less in the future.
I haven't seen a boastful creature like you for many years. Just like you, you want to hit on me? It is better to soak more milk to supplement calcium.
4. Good-looking Neptune, you are a water ghost at best.
5, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.
6. When you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.
7. What brand of universal charger are you, so versatile?
8, a broken car needs a spare tire, and idle people fish.
9, so ironic, did you drink wind oil or cool oil?
10, always use your bad habits and bad temper to let the women around you meet every man with heart, or be deceived and mean, or be enemies with men from now on.
1 1. If I collect garbage, I will definitely want you.
12 Do you live in Dongting Lake? Raise such a "Biluochun"
13, I heard that you are married, and your husband sells baked wheat cakes. Brother-in-law knows martial arts.
14. If all men were like you, there would be no men in the world.
15, others stand at 30, you should stand at 20.
16, guys like you can only play a piece of shit in TV dramas, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by dogs on the roadside.
17, look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?
18, Nongfu Spring, who takes a bottle of tap water from his house every day, still thinks he is quite petty.
19, some people always think that they are between cow A and cow C, but they don't know that they are between stupid A and stupid C.
20. Toads wear frog skins, don't wear flowers, and play with flowers.
The Complete Works of love rat/Women's Non-swearing Sentences (2) 1. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.
2. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.
4. Are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation?
5. Who are you making that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.
6. If he still says, you can say. What a good boy. You can say it if you say it.
7. Don't swear at every turn. Put your mother in your pocket and say.
8. People who can't read like you want it. You are very lucky!
9. Go home and take a good look at a mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your mind. Play dumb.
10, I suddenly feel pity when I see your weak struggle.
1 1, you are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat in the human body, the lowest creature, and the scum of men.
12. Does your family open an antique shop? You call everyone baby.
13 I still can't forget you. I will think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside.
14 I'm not interested in you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.
15, just like your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of ATM bank.
16, you should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
17, don't walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.
18, Jian 'an people will always be Jian 'an people, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.
19, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
20. At first, we were almost the same, but since you were crazy, I know what the gap is ... I'm not saying that you are so stupid!
Love rat/Women have no swearing sentences (3) 1, no matter how old you are, it won't change your age and appearance.
2. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal, and a bitch among transvestites.
When I throw a bone at my dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
4. How dare I be sad? I'm afraid you'll pretend to turn around and tell your friends that I can't forget you.
Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
6, go out with a mask, don't let the city management and the city see. How hard they work.
7. The world is big, but you lack that mind.
8. Your mother told you to love girls well, but she didn't let you watch them all.
9. Don't you think you are pleasing me like a clown now?
10, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man all day. Who looked at you?
1 1, you care so much, have you seen your dung cart, just taste the salty.
12, the man who always treats himself as a VIP is actually playing down a peg or two in front of people who look lower than himself because he hasn't even been a P for too long, such as women who engage in bitches or parking fees. A statement cursing love rat.
13, there are many times when he doesn't behave like a man in life and emotion, but basically he will say that it's because he has lofty goals, and he disdains to take off his bird wings for a bole or a woman.
14, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!
15, brother, brother, what, sister, you have to lay eggs all day.
16, Notre Dame de Paris was burned down. Is my sister homeless?
17, you are so smart that you know you are a person.
18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!
19, no matter how much money, it is also the mentality of the nouveau riche. When you spend money on luxury goods and improve your status, you wear out the big names of the landlords. Eating and drinking to death is actually just a waste of the surplus value of money and hollowing out your body.
20. The woman you are looking for must be an angel's face and a devil's figure, but she never looks at herself clearly in the mirror and keeps saying that she wants this and that. To put it bluntly, she wants someone who can be at her mercy and treat herself as a god.
If you do harm to others and don't swear.
If you do harm to others and don't swear.
I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
The world is bigger than what you lack.
★ Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.
★ Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you are a cucumber, and you owe a cow.
★ Were you thrown three times and caught only twice when you were born?
As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.
★ You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead. ...
★ Your life can be summed up in eight words-the absurdity of life and the cowardice of death.
★ How far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light
★ Dude, look at your IQ. . . Is it from the physics department (indoor) of the University of Calgary?
★ Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
Compared with me, you are a little fatter.
Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer, and that's you.
Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.
★ When you are away from home, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
★ Really pretend to force, dare to face your face without thickness ~
I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.
★ Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
★ There is no swearing in the most classic swear words: if you are handsome, human beings have to reproduce asexually.
★ Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.
★ Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism and not one step away from SB.
Trees will die without their skins, and people are shameless and invincible.
Look at your ranking and you will know how many people there are in your class.
★ You lost your love in China more than you lost your football.
It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.
★ I stared into your eyes and found the dark loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. You looked into my eyes and found a hot thorn. I said it was because I slept on the electric mattress-I was angry. ....
Your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. . .
★ Are you drunk by Sanlu?
An idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.
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