The second baby was born. How to write the ancient text message of good news?

My family likes to have a second child, so we answered the call and arrived first. The baby was born safely. I will send you a short message so that you can share happiness with us.

The text message for giving birth is:

1, the wife screamed, and a new girl was added to the family. If you want to know more, take the money and sign up quickly!

2, brother, you are an uncle, you have to prepare a red envelope when you go home for the Spring Festival this year, haha!

I gave birth to a son at one o'clock in the middle of the night, weighing six pounds and eight ounces. Now the wound hurts so much that I can't sleep or surf the Internet. I texted you, hehe!

4, dear male girlfriends, female girlfriends, occasionally born, the days with the ball are over, China Merchants Bank, 8 kg, mother and daughter are safe!

5, it rained, 10: 06, the baby was born, and two big fat children of eight pounds began to save money for their wives.

6. The baby golden mouse came today, and it was crisp in autumn. I was conceived and gave birth in 10, and the moon is particularly bright tonight. I was rewarded by three parents and children, and I am happy for this favor.

7. Dear friends, today 16: 55, I changed from a queen to a nanny; Happily, from now on, I can sleep with my husband and other husbands at the same time.

8. What I have been waiting for for for a long time has finally happened. Wife, as pure as ice, added 6 Jin baby to her family last night. She is a great woman. Let me be surrounded by happiness and happiness from now on, and now share this happiness with you, so that you are as happy as me!

9. At 8 o'clock this morning, I loved my good wife and finally gave birth to a son for me. Since then, our family has changed from two to three, and I have been promoted to a father, which is a happy change; I am very happy, I am very happy.

10, hello everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!