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Special New Year text messages for extra points! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1. The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and the hope for this year is too slim; the buildings are tall and there are so many people, can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint password: happy cow year!

2. The weather is slowly getting worse, and the cool breeze is gradually coming; because of your cuteness, I specially care for you; at night, you should cover yourself with a quilt to prevent your hands and feet from getting cold; if you have nothing to do, you can make bones, so that you can replenish calcium ;Don’t say I’m too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

3. From tonight to tomorrow during the day, goose-feather blessings will appear on your mobile phone. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that in the next 52 weeks The wind keeps blowing! Happy New Year!

4. The New Year is here, I think I have nothing to give you, and I don’t plan to give you too much. I only want to give you 50 million: 10 million happiness! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!

5. I have told you more than once, don’t work like this and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls during the Spring Festival, what will I eat next year? Don’t tire yourself out, and I wish you a happy New Year!

6. It’s only a dime to send a text message, and it’s a dime to reply to a text message, and it’s a dime after another. It adds up to a lot of hairs. When the New Year is here, I endure the pain and pluck out another cent, and give it to you! Wish you a happy Chinese New Year! That's you, if it were anyone else, I wouldn't give a cent!

7. Click to see your face all winter; copy your enthusiasm and paste it in my heart; download your breath and save it forever; delete all gray viruses and welcome the brilliant Happy New Year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new!

8. There are two main purposes for sending text messages this time: one is to practice fingering, and the other is to connect with each other. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year’s Eve and the new year is coming soon. I would like to send you a message. If there are technical content: Happy Chinese New Year!

9. Living is really tiring: I have to queue up to get on the bus, I have to suffer for loving you, eating has no flavor, drinking easily makes me drunk, and I have to pay taxes to earn money! Even sending you a text message has to be charged! Happy New Year.

10. Considering that in the next few days there will be overwhelming messages of blessing clogging up the Internet, I would like to send my congratulations in advance to the super invincible genius in the universe who has ideals, vision and extraordinary wisdom: Merrick Cresmus Well, I’m so happy Niu Ye’er!

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