A complete collection of funny jokes

1. It is romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

2. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

3. I often go to the seaside, but I don't like the sea, but I like the waves.

4. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

5. and a moment that ought to have lasted for ever, but the situation was complicated at that time.

6. don't tell me that you are not short of money. in that case, come on, you throw it out and I'll catch it.

7. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

8. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

9. When you speak ill of me, would you please stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

1. The review boat will turn over as soon as it says, and the desire to sleep will come as soon as it says.

11. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

12. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

13. Handsome is useless. In the end, he was eaten by a pawn.

14. Never ask me to marry you. I will say yes as soon as I do.

15. Today's sad situation: primary school students have gone to Valentine's Day, middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, and the rest of college students have celebrated Children's Day.

16. You have nothing but ugliness; I have everything but ugliness.

17. Before being shot, the young man shouted in despair, "Who the fuck told me that killing people lives long!"

18. These days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love early, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone.

19.? Experts say don't keep your eyes on your mobile phone for too long, as it will be dead.

2. Male: Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, love and marriage are free. Woman: Wanshui Qian Shan just idles away, and doesn't hurry to make money.

21. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

22.? The chemistry teacher asked, what should I do about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

23. "With my face value, if I were in ancient times, I could support the whole brothel!" "You mean you look like a pillar?"

24. I can tolerate your fake figure, face, chest and buttocks! But I just don't tolerate that money is fake!

25. If I die, my first sentence is: I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

26. Girls with thick legs are envious of all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether they are male or female.

27. Nothing in this world is impossible. The key is persistence. For example, I know that the girl I like regards me as air, but I still insist on texting her every day to say good morning, good afternoon and good night. So I persisted for a month, and finally I used up the SMS package that I used up every month.