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Why is Kohei called Kobe Dwarf? So short?

It's Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Bryant is called a dwarf for six reasons. ?

1. Hands are short, but the height of 203 is only 196.

2.( 18 is forbidden), according to Yingxian client, the time for Kobe to do push-ups next to her is only 1 minute, and it will be XX.

3. Short personality, special performance, elbowing teammates, and scolding the coach for forcing Aopang away.

Xiao Di, who was short-sighted and dismissive two years ago, and his younger brother Bai Na, who was often abused by himself in training, have now become the absolute core of the Lakers and the object of hugging their thighs.

The pitching range is short, and the aerial ball audience in the rookie period has become commonplace.

6. Genius with short IQ (low IQ), strong air, soft touch and many talents can't reach the above average IQ. Shooting is often broken by hats and often whistles. In the playoffs, the characteristics of short IQ have doubled. This year, ak fouled four times in a row against Utah Jazz, and the average number of offensive fouls against Celtic was three.