Simple and funny jokes

Simple and funny jokes

Simple and funny jokes. In daily life, we can read more simple and funny jokes in our free time, which can make us happy and full of energy. Then let me take you through the details of simple and funny jokes. Simple and funny joke 1

1. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.

2. My partner is very good, the elephant is also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits, and dogs.

3. One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor streaked across the sky. Upon seeing this, Xiao Ming quickly made a wish, "Let me become the most handsome person in the universe!" As a result, a miracle happened. The shooting star is back again.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of flirting with girls is emerging. Girls, please pay attention.

5. "I have to discuss this kind of thing with my partner" "Don't you have a partner?" "So there is no need to discuss"

6. True love means clearly thinking that the other person is a pig , and worried about being snatched away by others.

7. Those women who call Wang Sicong husband are gone. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. There are always a few idiots who are friends I can’t abandon.

9. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives.

10. I will definitely be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me. Simple and Funny Jokes 2

Chapter 1

1. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

2. Boss, let’s have a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, without the noodles

3. This year’s Spring Festival. . Students who work in Shanghai have to go home for the holidays. But everyone knows that it is difficult to buy tickets during the festival, and he struggled to buy a ticket. So, he signed up for a two-day trip to Chaohu Bantan-Fangte. Later, he went home... and also went to Fantawild to ride the roller coaster! Dear friends, you can do this during the National Day holiday!

4. There is a kind of quietness called Laoban is here. . .

5. Me. . . . Lack of sleep, lack of money, lack of love, lack of thoughtfulness. . . The only thing I don’t lack is: I don’t lack meat~~~!

6. Today, my buddy sent me a text message: "I was looking at a beautiful woman on the bus, and I passed the station." I replied: "How beautiful is she?" He said: "I I have been sitting for four stops..."

7. I don’t like tidying up the room, so they all call me the messy room hero.

8. If money is the capital of your love for me, then please use money to hit me.

9. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth. . .

10. One day at noon, Lao Liu happened to meet Lao Zhang on the road. He quickly said hello, took out a dime from his pocket and gave it to Lao Zhang. Lao Liu said: "Lao Zhang, I lent you a dime the day before yesterday, and I didn't pay you back until today." Lao Zhang said: "Forget it, it's only a dime, why pay it back!" "I have to pay it back, I have to pay it back!" Lao Liu insisted Put a dime into Lao Zhang's hand. Lao Zhang had no choice but to accept it and said: "If you really want to pay it back, I won't be polite. When I go back later, I will close this account!"

Chapter 2

1. I got my marriage certificate from my wife. After getting it, I asked her: "Do you have anything to say to me?" This idiot said: "I won't worry about unwanted pregnancies in the future!"

2. Why do I feel so dizzy when looking at the computer? "Your computer may be infected by a Trojan horse!" "What Trojan makes users feel dizzy?" ”

3. I haven’t had sex with my girlfriend for a long time. I asked her out today when I got a good room. I hugged her and said: You are so beautiful today! She: You have such a sweet mouth. Why haven't you invited me for a long time? I said to myself, "I'm busy. I'll fix it for you today!" She: My relatives are here. I said in frustration: I have a sore throat and hemorrhoids. You're guilty, there's really nothing you can do! Me: Then go and wash your face...

Fourth, pick up a mobile phone with a pink and tender phone case, unlock the password and look at the address book, and make notes. I texted them all, "Husband, I don't have enough money. My account number is ******".

After I collected the money, the text messages really kept ringing. .

5. For a president, the New Year is coming soon, his job has been lost, his salary has stopped, and his year-end bonus is gone. Presidents are like this. If they don't do well, they will be laid off and eliminated! What reason do we have for not working hard and struggling!

6. A buddy went to a construction site to apply for a job. The boss of the construction site said he would pay 800 per month and no food would be provided. Should he do it? The buddy said angrily: "I have been working at various construction sites since I was 16 years old. Do you think I am a freshly graduated college student?" The boss quickly said: "I'm sorry, sorry, it's my fault. Do you think it's okay to make 6,000 yuan a month for food and housing?" ?

7. What does it feel like to be single for a long time? I met a young woman with her child on the road after get off work. When we walked side by side, I felt like I was the head of the family!

8. My friend once had a girlfriend who never had a boyfriend. She secretly told me that she was infertile and she didn’t want to hurt anyone else. She got drunk with me the day I fell out of love, and we stayed in a hotel for one night. Looking at my one-month-old son, I can’t help but say to him, “Your mother is a liar! ”

9. When I was eating in the restaurant, my colleague came over and said that I had too much rice. He put a large piece of rice on my plate. Then he said it was a courtesy and took away the biggest piece of meat on my plate.

10. A friend went to take the IELTS test. After reading the questions during the oral test, he habitually said, "I'm sorry." The examiner knew a little bit of Chinese, so he asked what it meant. When faced with big problems, use the power of the sun to motivate yourself