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Send a blessing message to my brother for the exam. Urgent ... high score

1.[* * Come on * *] This is a note for a successful exam. Those who take the exam will get ideal results after receiving it. I hope you can face the exam easily with my blessing and a good mood!

Countdown to you, there are still a few hours to go to the battlefield, I hope you can relax and not be nervous. I know you always study hard and do well. I believe you can do well in the exam!

※※※※※※※※※※ I will take the exam today and send you a lucky message. It is said that if you receive such a short message on the day of the exam, you will get satisfactory results in the exam. Good luck in the exam!

Freshman 4: I found a bug and the whole bowl of rice fell down; Sophomore: I found a bug and picked it out to continue eating; Junior year: I found a bug and ate it like there was no bug; Senior: I found no bugs, protested, how can I eat without bugs! When I was in graduate school, I found a bug, sighing, it was too simple. When I was reading a blog, I found that there were only bugs, and I felt that the school food had improved ... God, there were six cockroaches in four meals! ! ! Gentle, I can no longer restrain my pent-up anger. In a huff, I came to the rice window and slammed a kilo of 820 iron lunch box on the windowsill. In an instant, the noisy canteen quieted down, and more than a thousand pairs of eyes stared at Master Liu, who was cooking, and calmly pushed out my lunch box: "How many times have I said that it takes seven cockroaches to change a bean bag!" The last question in the professional exam: Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote Newton. As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. It turns out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor ... X, what a world! Yesterday morning, I was watching the scenery on the balcony, and I found a beautiful girl in the opposite girl's dormitory waving to me with a handkerchief, and I waved to her. Then she ran to another window and waved to me, and I waved to her; Then she left again, and I didn't realize it until she waved to me at the third window. It turned out that she was cleaning the windows ... the only girl in the department came to watch the basketball game. Suddenly, the MM skirt was blown by the strong wind, and the foreign boy shouted, "God, spring is missing!" " "The boy in the department said with a calm face," Please, this is dirty clothes! "