I am not that casual!

1. Big Big Wolf said: No matter what, I cannot wrong my wife. 2. The teacher caught me smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher said: Then what is the smell of cigarette on you? I said: deodorant 3. In fact, the flip phone has one biggest advantage - it will fall into two pieces if it falls to the ground. 4. Crazyness is the highest state of happiness. 5. Human faces and peach blossoms are red against each other, but you are red and I am not red. 6. [The latest interpretation of the four famous classics] The Red Mansion: Most of them are women, The Water Margin: Most of them are men, Journey to the West: The Great Wall Some are not human beings, Three Kingdoms: Most are all human beings 7. Are you pure? Then there would be no more smelly ditches in the world, and everything would become a luxury. 8. It is said that falling in love and getting married is the tomb of marriage, so if you fall in love and don’t get married, then you will have to leave your body in the wilderness. 9. How many megapixels should I take to take a picture of you? What about the hypocrisy in your heart? 10. Soft China, Jade River, the shorter your hair, the more awesome you are. 11. Don’t think that you are pure if you are put in a mineral water bottle. 12. Some people are as smart as the weather, which is changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which can’t tell when the weather is changing. 13. When waiting for a text message from the person you like, 10086 is your biggest enemy. 14. Don’t comment on others casually, their experiences are just things you have never experienced. 15. If the fire truck doesn’t come, the fire will be extinguished. 16. When you go to school, you want to take a vacation, and when you have a vacation, you want to go to school. 17. Being young is not a reason for you to play, but a capital for your struggle. 18. If people get high scores in the exam, they ask me to get high scores. If they drive a Ferrari, why don’t you buy one? 19 . Is there such a person that you have blocked but are still waiting for his friend request? 20. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying hard. 21. In fact, the things you lose never really belong to you, so there is no need to regret it. 22. The saddest breakup is a silent breakup. 23. As soon as anyone marries me, I will blow up the divorce office. 24. How much time a man is willing to give a woman is how much he loves her. 25. Scientists have said that it only takes 0.02 seconds to fall in love with someone. 26. When I miss you, I think that all the faces in the world look like you. 27. As long as I have a holiday, I don’t know what day it is. 28. No matter how good a man is, if he doesn’t have time to accompany you, it’s still unnecessary. 29. Before entering your space, I was thinking about deleting the access record, but after I entered, I realized that I couldn’t get in at all. 30. The death of an emperor is called death, the death of a commoner is called death, and the death of a heartless man is called Ouye. 31. Homework only makes sense if it is done on the last day. 32. The most heaviest topic for a man is talking about his own woman, while the easiest topic for a man is talking about other people’s women. 33. Is there anyone like me who knows clearly that there will be no result, but is still willing to persevere? 34. The degree to which a person likes you is generally directly proportional to the speed at which he replies to your text messages. 35. Whoever makes me cry, I will definitely make you bleed. 36. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people sometimes are not people. 37. Don’t pretend to me that you live a wonderful life and wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications to do so? 38. Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning. 39. I am petty-minded, but I am not lacking. I am good-tempered, but I am not lacking! 40. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, you will start to get angry. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will be lower than that of a pig. 41. Don’t come to me when you are bored, otherwise I will appear redundant. 42. Either your acting skills are not good enough, or I exposed it too early. 43. Do you know what love is? Instead of letting you go, I hold you tightly and say: You can’t go! 44. Without the moon, the sun will still shine; without the sun, the moon will disappear. 45. If you can’t find a man even with a lantern, I would like to say that your lantern is too dark. 46. ??When others look back, that person is at the lamplight grille, but when I look back, where is that person? 47. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison. 48. I am a bachelor, I am shameful, I am a waste of paper for the country. 49. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death. 50. Both QQ membership and Yellow Diamond cost 10 yuan. What qualifications do you have to say that your membership is more advanced than Yellow Diamond. 51. Not every milk is called Sauternes, and not everyone is as pure as me. 52. The person riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may also be Tang Monk.

53. Please do not blindly listen to expert analysis. Experts specialize in lying to everyone. 54. This year’s college entrance examination paper required filling in the examination number, but the result was that it was written as a QQ number. 55. Put you as close as possible to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heartbeat. 56. The rise in housing prices is for us to work hard, the rise in oil prices is for us to save money, and the rise in meat prices is for us to lose weight. 57. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually! 58. It has been many years since my toilet seat has been raised! 59. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical. If we can, let's get married. 60. The black forest is because the green is too deep, and the indifference is because the love is too strong. 61. Don’t do something wrong and just throw all the dirty water on yourself, and you still have to keep it to flush the toilet. 62. Don’t fall in love in loneliness, fall in love in loneliness. 63. As the saying goes: Rabbits don’t eat the grass beside their nests! I think: Why run all over the mountain when there is grass beside the nest? 64. A woman doesn’t want to spend money, unless she doesn’t come to have a great aunt, and a man doesn’t want to show off, unless he comes to have a great aunt. 65. Xiao 3’s shy appearance can never conceal her inner turmoil. 66. It turns out that growth is not simply growing up, but a complex superposition. 67. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans. 68. No matter how hesitant and confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want. 69. You said that you might marry someone you don’t like in the future. It doesn’t matter. I am willing to be the person you don’t like. 70. Talking with your head up to the sky, everyone calls you the big brother. 71. Being impulsive means that you still have a passion for life. Being always impulsive means that you don’t understand life yet. 72. If men exist for money, then women exist to take care of men’s money; if women exist for desire, then men exist to satisfy women’s desires. 73. Only when I met you did I realize that calling me coquettish was too much of a compliment, and it was simply humiliating myself in front of you. 74. If you don’t become bad in dissipation, you will be bad in emptiness. 75. Give you some sunshine, and you will say it is brilliant. Give you some moonlight and you will say romance. 76. The road is far away and I know that the horse power is insufficient. As time goes by, I see that people’s hearts are unpredictable. 77. Men like pretty faces, and women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie. In order to appreciate each other 78. Smile more, and beware of emotional colds on cloudy days 79. A science student cursed: "You are simply the solution of X+2>4!" It took me a long time to figure out that the answer is "two to positive infinity" 80 . In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart. 81. I am not pretending to be a gentleman. Although my integrity always seemed very questionable. 82. I may be awesome, but I’m definitely not the same as you. 83. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. Death early or late is not the same as death! 84. I can’t help but sigh, yes, we are all following the rolling of the earth, rolling further and further away. 85. I want to be thin and become a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the obscene fat people. 86. Although we cannot control our love, we can destroy other people's love. 87. I chase and chase with Cupid's arrow, while you fly with a bulletproof vest. 88. Ugly, but very ugly. That is to say, very ugly. 89. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers. 90. You are the best or the best. There. Not three or four. 91. After watching Water Margin, I realized that my brothers are unreliable. After watching Journey to the West, I realized that my master was unreliable. After watching The Temptation of Home, I realized that I was not reliable either. 92. I like watching Ultraman Tiga. Because in every episode, people from a city die. 93. When I was a kid, I had no money to buy a bicycle when I was going to school, so I had to take a taxi. 94. The most painful thing for me is that when I look in the mirror, I can’t find any word that can describe my beauty. 95. A secret love is like a mine, and confessing is equal to being bombed, so if you don’t want to commit suicide, just Don't confess your love. 96. The teacher asked: "Is the commercial credible?" A certain classmate replied: "Not credible." "Why" "Wonderful love, you don't feel like first love when you drink it." The whole class was stunned... 97. Popularity Whether it is good or bad can only be known on the day of the funeral. 98. In fact, you can make your own salt. If you run out of salt for cooking in the future, just cry to the pot. 99. ‘Doctor, please give me some regret medicine, and give me a cup of love-forgetting water.

’ 100. Men are like clothes, trash on the street stalls 101. New rules and regulations for middle school students: girls are not allowed to have long hair, and boys are not allowed to wear miniskirts. 102. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth! 103. I have always thought that I am a talented person, but I was wrong, I am not! I am actually a genius 104. Once upon a time, I was not such a casual person. 105. If you have a shoe-stud face, don’t blame others for stepping on you. 106. I hate hearing the word “sorry”. It means that I have been taken advantage of by someone, or deceived, or even let down. 107. Only those who have fallen into the water will understand that the same is true for dog paddles. A graceful swimming posture 108. The poop looks forward to the toilet, but is ruthlessly thrown into the pit by the butt. 109. Although I am not very beautiful, I firmly believe that there is someone uglier than me. 110. It’s not that I have to do with you, and you don’t have to do with me. It’s really a misunderstanding. 111. People are transformed from monkeys, so how can they not be mean? 112. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there. 113. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. I am more polite, so you hang up first. 114. Those without children will cry blindly, and those with children will cry red. 115. Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand. 116. Why sleep for a long time during life? You will sleep forever after death. 117. Love is precious; freedom is more expensive; if you ask for salt, you can throw away both. 118. Although I can’t sing, I can bring a speaker downstairs to your house and play it for you. 119. You are a star in the sky and I will capture you. You are a satellite and I will receive you. You are a gorilla and I will go to the zoo. Look at you 120. Brother, please excuse me, you are blocking my mobile phone signal. 121. "Do you like me?" "Guess." "Yes!" "Guess again!" 122. Ruddy-faced and energetic, Dare you ask the girl to use Dabao? 123. Let me tell you, stop looking down on others, not only do I have a car, but I also drive on my own! 124. I suddenly appeared in front of you, you looked at me in surprise, and said to me "get out" with excitement. 125. It is not easy to get close to friends who come from far away. 126. The teacher said that our nerves are very developed, but they are just laughter nerves