Funny personality when bored. Tell me about your Audi and my Dior.

1. I will arrive in five minutes. If I don't arrive, please read this message again.

2. After drinking Youlemei milk tea so many times, I didn't see Jay Chou ask me who I was.

Get out of here. Keep getting out of here.

Planting grass doesn't make people lie down, it's better to plant cactus!

5. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

6. You should work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

7. It's interesting that you say you love me and love me.

8. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

9. Why is there so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one?

10. I feel that the blackboard is full when I close my eyes in math class.

1 1. In the past, letters were far away and carriages were slow. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.

12. Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, I am in a good mood to stay up late.

13. If you feel lonely, turn off the light, turn on the TV and put on a ghost film, and you will feel that there are people outside the door, in the toilet and under the bed.

14. Today, the teacher said I was a troublemaker in my class, so what is my classmate?

15. When I love you, you feel cute when you eat shit, and when I don't love you, you feel like eating shit.

16. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

18. Maybe you will meet more beautiful girls, gentler girls, girls who love you more than me, but of course they can eat and play without me.

19. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

20. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

2 1. When I was a child, I ran to the toilet as soon as I was chased by boys.

22. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

23. While eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

24. once a woman cried and said to me, don't go, don't go, but I stayed away from her. Two months later, the police arrested me for robbery.

25. I invited a guest to a restaurant that day, and I was dumbfounded when I turned over the menu. Delicious food is too expensive, cheap food is not delicious, so I turned over the menu for 30 minutes in that dilemma. The waiter stood there impatiently and said, sir, can you hurry up? I gritted my teeth and went to the menu and said to the guests around me, the waiter in this house has a bad attitude. Let's change it!

26. Eyes during the monthly exam: (? _? )(? _? )(? _? )(? _? ) Here comes the teacher: (? _? )

27. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

28. Hum, winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

29. Flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

30. Besides teeth, there is love.

3 1. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

32. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

33. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

34. I have a stomachache and asked my boyfriend to buy me a menstrual towel. He didn't want to go, saying he was afraid of meeting acquaintances. I conveniently handed him a black plastic bag, which meant that he bought it and put it inside so that no one could see it. Then, I saw my boyfriend holding a plastic bag, hesitated, gritted his teeth, quickly dug two holes in the bag, and rushed out with a set on his head.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

36. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like coquettish.

37. I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

38. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

39. Nine dollars to get married. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive,

40. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. No regrets until death! But there are no rules. Then forget it!