Spoofing birthday wishes

Today is my friend's birthday, just kidding! The following is a spoof birthday greeting I collected for you. Welcome to read the reference!

On lonely days, I will meet you at the Moon Palace. I'm so excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? " Haha, happy birthday, pig!

Second, every year, every day, every morning and evening, meeting today will attract countless people. My friend's birthday is infinitely beautiful. I wish you good luck and happiness every day.

I explain happiness in the dictionary of time, that is, smiling. I search happiness, stories, that is, health in Baidu. Today is your birthday. Dear, I wish you a smile, a healthy life and a happy birthday.

Fourth, let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. Happy birthday to the birthday star, as happy as the East China Sea!

On your birthday, I gave you the most beautiful rose in the world! May you have a whole day of happiness, 24 hours of happiness, 1440 points of happiness! Happy birthday, my friend!

I hold Harry R26 Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all my happiness into cream, all my blessings into chocolate, and make a cake that will be happy forever ... and smash you! Happy birthday!

If you are still awake, open the window quickly. Have you seen it? ? Are there stars chirping at you? Yes, make a wish quickly (there is a meteor), because it is also blessing you! Happy birthday!

Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a missing gift bag and give it to you on a special day of the year. I sincerely wish you a long and youthful life and wish to bring you a quiet and happy life. Happy birthday!

Nine, send you a love cake: send a lifetime of peace at the bottom, send unlimited blessings in the middle, surrounded by wealth and good fortune, covered with happiness and happiness, plus eternal happiness, I wish you happiness every day! Happy birthday!

Ten, hot tea can make the body warm, passionate stories can move the heart, and blessings can convey my mood. Today is your birthday, I wish you happiness!

There are more stars in the sky, the brightest one is my eyes, and I will light the way for you. No matter how many birthday wishes I receive, I hope I can send them first: Happy birthday, dear!

Dear: Good afternoon! Happy birthday to you tonight! May your love and mine be as colorful as the sunset glow! Thank you for your love and concern. I will cherish it in my heart forever! I love you!

Thirteen, send the best wishes and care! Sincere greetings and joy! In this beautiful season, I hope my friends will be accompanied by flowers all the way and live a long life happily! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

14. Laughter and laughter in the blessing door, like a fairy crying. Dongsheng Chaoyang shines everywhere, and rivers flow smoothly. It is more difficult for me to drink on my birthday than to drink gold or silver. The southern accent to the north is a blessing, and the mountains are higher than the years!

At the birthday party, a man was very excited. He stood up and shouted, "I want to sing a song for the birthday girl and wish him wealth, health and happiness." It's called ... but it's not you.

16. You wake people up every day. You are the dividing line between darkness and light. Every morning, 365 days a year, you shout for Uncle Sun. Today is your birthday, another year. Happy every day.

Seventeen, the loud bell rang, the brilliant fireworks bloomed beautifully, and the gurgling streams tinkled. Song Song gave it to you on your birthday. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, and good luck!

Let a spark of waiting and meeting light up another life journey for you, and let my blessings and greetings tempt you to smile forever. Friend, I wish you a happy birthday, health and safety.

Nineteen, who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me! Today is my birthday, calm down and be happy, baby, you will forgive me!

Twenty, the color is empty, and life is like a dream. I melted the paper for something and burned it. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me, come down and stay with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely urgent. Because today is your birthday. I wish you happiness!

I wish you a happy birthday, and then every day is happier than your birthday! The happier the days are, the happier every day is like a birthday! Many people don't blame the vigorous development of love. Happy birthday and good luck again!

Twenty-two, send you a braised chicken, I hope you stay away from your troubles and have the joy of rooster singing. Send you a bowl of beef soup, I hope you have a successful career and are bullish. I send you a four-happiness ball. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness.

Twenty-three, today is your birthday, I wish you happiness! It is you who gave me the care without regrets, the true love without regrets. You are the one I always need to repay. I hope you take care of yourself and spend every day happily!

Cupid said: One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent wishful thinking, and three arrows represent luck. I can't believe you won't become a hedgehog if I shoot you with an arrow! Haha, happy birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday, dear. Today I want to tell you how I feel. Your beauty changed my appreciation of the world, your happiness changed my understanding of the world, and your laughter changed my tired heart. .

I asked joy to stir the cream, bake bread with happiness, and decorate the cake with happiness. I am excited to light the candle and hold the cake happily, and give it to the unique person in this world: Happy birthday, dear friend!

Twenty-seven, let the mood bask in the sun, evaporate melancholy, evaporate sorrow; Dry your troubles, but you can't help running; Fill health and restore happiness; Happy, full of happiness. World Health Day wishes you health and happiness!

Happy birthday, baby! The feeling of being with you really makes me feel happy. Although sometimes very naughty, but very cute. I also know that you care about me and sympathize with me, although you don't say it.

Twenty-nine, I met you, it was destiny takes a hand. Love, my mission, is inviolable. You are my target. Today, here, let God witness our happiness! Happy birthday, dear!

Thirty, lend a bird a happiness and give it to you; Borrow a little freedom from the wind and send you; Borrow a little romance from the cloud and give it to you; Borrow a cool one from the rain is falling all and give it to you. On your birthday, may you sing happily and breathe freely.

32. We all know your patron saint through Xingye's movies. The familiar name: "Wang Cai" is deeply rooted in people's hearts. A call of "wealth" awakened the pressure that troubled our hearts without entertainment concept. Happy birthday to you, Wang Cai Caiwang!

Thirty-three, today is your birthday, I hope you have a happy time, you know? My heart has always been with you, your appearance has always appeared in front of my eyes, so charming and lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart!

Happy birthday, I wish you: smooth sailing and all the best; Strive hard and have a successful career; One book is profitable, and money comes from all directions; Living in peace and good health; Kill two birds with one stone, both rich and rich; Life, happiness!

Thirty-five, send a ray of golden sunshine to make your happy life warmer, send a ray of cool spring to make your beautiful face more moist, and send a sincere birthday wish. I wish you the best day and a happy birthday!

I know I am the most important person in your heart, but you hurt me so cruelly. I poisoned your meal today, and soon you will feel refreshed and refreshed. This poison is happiness, happy birthday!

37. What is love? Color; What is tenderness? Hey; What is humor? Poverty; What is art: take off; What is brave: stupidity; What is a friend? You! Who was the first to wish you a happy birthday? Me!

Thirty-eight, there must be legends when you step into the rivers and lakes. It is said that Gu Long likes nude creation. You can either get married naked or run naked without pants. Is the gap between people so big? Today is your birthday, which gives you a chance to start over!

I spent this dime sending you this short message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy every day!

Forty, you look good, with low pixels! But gray is very smart, very smart. She has no hair, not even a beard and eyebrows. It's just a pig. Ha, the weather is really good today. Happy birthday, piggy!

41. Everything is so beautiful as the years go by, but please stop on your birthday, then go back and relive this non-repetitive period. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Forty-two, who hid the sweater knitted by a needle and a thread, who threw the umbrella in the schoolbag on a rainy day, who blocked his ears and avoided the well-meaning nagging, mom, I'm sorry for your hard work for me, happy birthday.

Forty-three, today is your birthday. I held a party specially for you. Health, happiness, peace, auspiciousness, luck and blessings have all come, and happiness has always been with you. Come with happiness! Everything is waiting for you. It belongs to you.

Forty-four, "I wish" your mood is as beautiful as a flower; Your life is as sweet as honey; There are as many "primitive" wealth as stars; "Japan" and I have long been friends; "Fast" happy every day; "Happiness" is the theme of forget the sorrow.

Forty-five, a leader's birthday party, everyone sent money to send things, just a strange friend sent a pair of couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

Forty-six, are you Wang Cai, a Tang Bohu dog who is well proportioned, charming and charming, and is called pear blossom over begonia, nicknamed the jade-faced dragon with omnipotent heaven and earth? ! Happy birthday, Wang Cai! Ha ha!

Forty-seven, you are the lost moon rabbit in sister Chang 'e's cold palace. You went to my house. This year is your birthday. My gift to you is carrots. Don't say you don't like it, let me tell you a secret: "After eating this birthday radish, you can really go back to the moon."

Forty-eight, in the world, one more person cares about is a kind of happiness; In the vast sea of people, it is a pride to have one more person to know each other; On the journey of life, it is a blessing to have one more person with you; Amid the world of mortals, one more blessing is comfort: happy birthday and long happiness.

Forty-nine, a thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son's body. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring? The familiar and touching poem made me burst into tears, and my mother was also worried about her son's trip, but I didn't know that her son would go home with a thousand thoughts. Happy birthday, mom!

Fifty years have added wrinkles, rich hair and vicissitudes to you; It also brings you experience, achievements and strength. At this moment, you are like a big tree, flourishing, sheltering relatives and friends and beautiful land! Brother, I wish you a happy birthday and always be young!

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