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One day, Xiaoming was listening to MP3 in class. He is listening to Liu Huan's Good Han Song.

A: The students read after me: "The banks of the Yellow River have been recovered by the imperial army, so get ready!"

D: (shaking his head) "The banks of the Yellow River were recovered by the imperial army."

At this moment, the teacher found Xiaoming listening to MP3. The teacher was very angry.

A: (knocking on the table) Xiao Ming!

B: (in a daze) Goodbye, teacher!

C: The fun is yet to come!

A: Xiao Ming! Let me ask you a question! Where does this river go?

B: (yawns) The river flows east!

A: (frowned) How many stars are there in the sky? You should answer well this time.

B: The stars in the sky join Beidou.

d； (Opening his mouth wide) Huh?

A: (Nodding Xiaoming's nose) Try another sentence. .....

B: (dismissive) shout when you see an uneven road!

A: (Raise your hand) Do you believe I hit you?

B: Do it when it's time.

A: Crazy! Crazy! Get out of the door!

Oh, my God! ! !

B: (spat out his tongue) You can leave when you say so.

A: (Helpless) Are you crazy?

B: You have it, and I have it all!

a； (fainting) You, you, you, you-I told you to quit school!

D: it's terrible-

B: Wind, fire and fire broke into Kyushu-

C: The teacher was stunned by Xiao Ming.

Once upon a time, a couple gave birth to twins. My brother's eyes are good, but his brother's eyes are poor. One day, two brothers were riding motorcycles in the wild. It happened that the younger brother was driving in front, and the younger brother who was driving found a ditch in front.

So, he quickly said to his younger brother: "ditch! Ditch! Ditch! But the younger brother thought that he was singing, so he sang along: "Oh, come, come, come, come." As soon as the words fell, they fell into the ditch. . . .

One day, Agua's mother took Agua to a ballet performance. When Agua first came to see it, all the ballerinas stood and danced.

Curious, I asked my mother, "Mom, why don't they find a taller actor?"

Once, a magician was on a business trip, but because he was in a hurry, he got on the bus and found there was no seat. He saw a child sitting on a seat, so he had a brainwave and said to the child, "Little friend, uncle will perform magic for you." Will you give your seat to your uncle? "

The child said, "OK".

So the magician threw his suitcase out of the window and then changed it back.

The child thought it was amazing and gave up his position happily. The magician sat down and began to doze off.

After a while, the child felt bored and wanted to see the magic, so he picked up the magician's suitcase and threw it out of the window. Then he shook the magician and said, "Uncle, uncle, please do the magic for me again, and now change your suitcase back."