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How to express humorously that I like you?

How to express my love for you humorously

How to express my love for you humorously? When we want to express our love for someone we like, it will be more interesting to choose a humorous way to express our love. Don't just say that I love you foolishly, which is corny and silly. So here's how to express your feelings humorously. I like how you express your feelings humorously. I like you. 1. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

2. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you are the only lover forever! I have learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

3. Although it is predestined relationship, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts in this life, I can make up for the affection in the afterlife.

4. There are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching roles in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful!

5. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you to court. What should I convict you of? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

6. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate I have. It doesn't matter how far this road is. Even if I can't go to the ends of the earth with you, I will cherish every second with you as my girlfriend!

7. Love you is like this, ok? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it, and it seems impossible for me not to love you!

8. No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

9. Love you for 1, years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years, hopeless; Loving you for a thousand years is absurd; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 7 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

1. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, and I turn for you. Happiness can only be counted if you give me the world.

11. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, bananas in the evening, garlic from Shandong and peppers from Sichuan.

12. My eyes look at yours affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be rubbed into a small grain of sand.

13. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I always think of you involuntarily: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.

14. I don't love you, I lied to you, and I didn't want to tell a lie, but I just don't love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

15. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you just want to marry me. If you don't reply, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. It's up to you!

16, I think, I want to, I want to, love you is like this, ok? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it, and it seems impossible for me not to love you!

17. Maybe you don't care, maybe you can't remember, maybe you're smiling now, maybe this short message can let you know that someone is silently' paying attention to you!

18. Your heart has a wall, but I found a window, which is occasionally warm and occasionally shimmers. My love will climb up the window like Hua Teng and bloom slowly. You will find that the sadness you once had will slowly melt!

19. I miss my heart and intestines deeply, and my affection will always be with me. I can't sleep at night, I have you in my dreams, I am deeply drunk in my wine, I remember my sorrow deeply, I miss you deeply, I will never regret it, and my friendship will last forever.

2. The beauty of light wind and light clouds is due to your existence, sincerity of heart and heart, and your trust. No matter where you are, you are my only miss.

21. There seems to be no distance between us, which scares me; The looming haze between us; Let me be at a loss, I am afraid that one day, I will be tired and learn to give up.

22. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself. Believe me! I will give you happiness. How to express humorously that I like you 2

1. I like you, which is a kind of expression.

2. I want to hug you and stay warm with you.

3. I'm not fine, as long as you don't dislike it.

4. If you were a stone, I would be a magnet.

5. Give love a garden and be happy with each other!

6. After meeting you, I don't want to meet anyone else.

7, thousands of hearts, I sincerely give you every moment.

8. Honey, marry me and I promise you happiness all your life.

9. People are remote, and their hearts are cool. Besides work, they are in love.

1. There's only a silver lantern left tonight, and I'm afraid meeting is a dream.

about beauty, we should start from the day we met you.

12. Don't accept any bribe except Mr. Wang's beauty.

13. Don't be too cute, or I will see you and love you once.

14. Hello, everyone, this is my second half-price partner.

15. I hope that for the rest of my life, I can see you everywhere.

16. I want to be a contractor and contract your future happiness.

17. Every time I miss you, there is another star.

18. You are willing to make you an angel in a fairy tale and watch over me.

19. In every afternoon, it is not the dream that inspires you, but me.

2. I want to borrow a future from you, and I have all your warmth and love.

21. I hope that you can use my name to refuse everyone in the future.

22. I will eat well, grow up well and wait for you to come home.

23, nothing to be courted, not. ..... like you very much.

24. It doesn't matter if you don't hug each other, as long as you don't like others.

25. I am nine, and you are three, except you. I walked past a thousand people, but I could clearly hear your footsteps!

26. I didn't do well in the exam today, and I feel so depressed. To sum up the reasons, I thought of all the answers to your questions.

27. You can't help but believe me. As long as I promise you, I'm sure I can do it!

28, you must not eat, because food is really important to people, health is the most important, you must not walk in front of me!

29. You are my first sight, my eyes, my gentle destination, and the reason why my mouth is lifted.

3. When you meet a person, you always feel different when you meet him for the first time and after meeting him many times. At first sight, you are happy, but for a long time, you are deeply in love.

31. I fell in love at first sight, and then I fell in love with you again. I took pains all day to win my heart, and I took pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

32. I count your smiles every day, but you are so lonely when you are in Lian Xiao. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

33. Hold your hand, the more you hold it, the happier you will be! Look at your face, the more you look, the more beautiful it is! Kiss your mouth, the more you kiss, the sweeter you get! The person who hugs you, the more you hug, the closer you get!

34, hold your hand, day and night, hold your hand, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, hold your hand forever.

35. Get to know each other, know each other and accompany each other. We have gone through two Spring Festival together, but I am not enough, because I want to go through this life with you.

36. For you, Qian Qian has been bruised and bruised for thousands of times, but he will not hesitate. Perhaps this is life, and life is not just about doing worthwhile things.

37, you can't be the happiest person, because with you, I am the happiest person in the world, and you can only be behind me!

38. Whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the whole world has become gentle and stable when I think of you in the corner of the world.

39. When you come, I will settle down and put away my overflowing heart. I cherish you the most in the whole world, and you make me like it in my bones.

4. You should believe that love and luck will eventually come to you, just like the soft snow in the south, the warm sun in the Arctic and the clear rain in the Sahara.

41. The universe is a glass bottle with fireflies in it. I carry the stars to find you, and my universe hides countless gentle planets for you.

42. I can't make you lonely, because my thoughts and my love for you will always be with you, and you won't be lonely with them!

43. I don't want you to cry. Why do you cry when I'm around? That means I'm useless. What's the use of me? !

44. I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

45. It seems that God didn't arrange any soul mate for me, so I decided to give you this qualification as a chosen teenager.

46. If I never met you, if I never fell in love with you, if I didn't believe it at first, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

47, with you, I have a friendship; I have more happiness; I have an extra memory; I have an extra feeling; Because I am in love with you!

48. Look for traces of roses with tender melody. When you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.

49. I hate that there is no morning in the wild. If you are a fire, fight for me to be a grain of coarse sand outside the fire, so as to destroy your kindness and make my life clear.

5. I like the morning, because everything is a new look, just like I liked you at the beginning, full of fantasy and unknowns but still full of expectations.

51. I-I don't want you to wash your face and brush your teeth with cold water, because girls have a heavier yin, and the yin is even higher with cold water, so you can only use hot water!

52. Don't ignore me, because you are the most important person to me. Without you, I would be particularly uncomfortable. Don't do this to me, okay?

53. If possible, I'd like a glass of water, a bunch of flowers and a piece of bread. If it's more extravagant, I hope you pour the water, send the flowers and cut the bread.

54. I hope you are my sun ... no, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me alone. How to express humorously that I like you 3

1. Please stay here, son. Look, there is heavy wind and rain ahead, and the road is bumpy. Why don't you come into my heart first and avoid it?

2. I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, and the time is not old. You and I are both good.

3. We can finally use the relationship of strangers to be together all our lives.

4. We will do many crazy things, and those crazy actions are all because of love.

5. Your skin is not good. I will make a mask for you when I have time. Be obedient then.

6. I don't love so much, but only a little. Others give you an eye, and I only peek at you.

7. Having met so many pigs, you are still the cutest.

8. the stars of last night and the wind of last night, lonely and lovesick, though I have for my body no wings like those of the bright-coloured phoenix, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn!

9. Sorry, my mobile phone is only% charged, so I can't chat with you.

1. I'm willing to paint a prison for you. When you ride and whip, when you come back, I'll make ten miles of red makeup.

11. My love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

12. Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in the world without you.

13. I like coke in summer, milk tea in winter, and you all year round.

14. Thank you for the surprise, for meeting you, and for everything.

15. If you like someone, you should express it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow.

16. My mind is full of you, but what can I do? I can't lose my head.

17. Do you know? When two people are together, what they want is a close relationship and an old age.

18. There are too many things to treasure, but you are among the best.

19. You are my destination in Dai Yue, and you are my responsibility to cut through difficulties.

2. I don't know what missing is, but I know that it's you when I close my eyes, and it's all you in my dreams.