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Hello, I am the illegitimate child of Chiang Kai-shek. My assets in Taiwan Province Province were frozen at NT$ 65.438+0.35 billion, but now I am in Nanning and I can't go back. Now I just need you to transfer 75,000 RMB to unfreeze my working capital account. I have my own army in Taiwan Province Province. If you help me today, I'll leave you a teacher position in Taiwan Province Province, and there are 2.5 billion Taiwan dollars, CCB+078.

Hello, I'm Megatron. Actually, I didn't die in the Chicago War. Now, as long as you call me 2000 RMB to my Tenpay, I can use the money to send red envelopes to cheat people's trust, and then I can find my new body in new york through the stock market network. If you help me today, I can control the stock market and increase the balance of your chief of staff by 9999999999999 RMB. After the weekend, I will turn Starscream into a plane to pick you up, then kill Starscream and make you the deputy commander of the Decepticons. Then we will disperse the Decepticons' troops from Antarctica and all the troops will come together! Then we occupy the earth and make human beings our slaves. what do you think?