Funny New Year greetings

Answer: Funny New Year greetings

1. Happy New Year! Please scroll down. Keep turning...keep turning...you are so good! So obedient!

2. New Year is here, eat a big meal, drink less, and eat more vegetables. If you can’t reach it, stand up and be respected by others. Play tricks. If you can’t eat, take it back!

3. You haven’t invited me to dinner in the past year. How about it? New Year's greetings? You're welcome, I'm satisfied with a thousand dollars per table! Happy New Year!

4. When the New Year arrives, money is floating toward you, so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it...

5. When the New Year arrives, good luck shines, and troubles are put aside. Damn, I wish you meet noble people when you go out, hear good news at home, and have money floating around you.

6. People are still the same, things are still the same, it is another year; whether you think about it or forget it, it is ordinary; today is good, tomorrow will be better. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!

7. A zero score on an exam is called a duck egg, a bad thing is called a bad guy, an empty head is called a fool, someone who gets fired is called a fuck, a sad egg is called a loser, and an egg that is too perfect is called a round egg!

8. Meeting by chance is not easy. Maybe it was destined by fate, it would be a pity to miss it. I know that the pain of lovesickness is so painful that it is hard to express my feelings. The Spring Festival is coming again, when will I see you?

9. Throw away the confusion in your heart, wipe away the sadness in your eyes, and wish you a happy new year! A new year and a new road, let’s go, flowers are blooming in front of you!

10. The New Year is here. I wish you meet hungry ghosts at work, drunkards after get off work, and are surrounded by perverts. Anyway, they are all dead ghosts. Little devil, I also wish you look more like the devil!

11. I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall wealth, and abundant financial resources; good luck in family, friendship, and personal relationships; I wish you good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love affairs.

12. When you see this message, luck has come to you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth are not far away from you. Happy New Year to you!