Funny messages for lovers.

1. I miss you so much that I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all my sleeping pills. I still can't stop thinking about you deeply.

2. An unmarried man and woman share the same bed, and the female line is the boundary. It is said that those who cross the line are animals, and they have nothing to say all night, and women are angry in the morning. It is worse to scold men than animals.

3. I told my mother: I like you! After getting along with you for such a long time, I feel that I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house and accompany me every day! But my mother didn't agree. She said: Dogs are not allowed at home!

4. I think of you with passion, watching you eager to see, kissing your face, burning with your desire, loving you with red glow and pulling you to pieces! You make me love and hate, my favorite pepper!

5. It always rains when I forget my umbrella. Be trampled as soon as you wear new shoes; Advertise as soon as you turn on the TV; As soon as I like someone, no one likes me.

6. Some women are like pears, with sweet surface but sour heart. Some women are like watermelons, with rough skin and the sweetest heart.

7. The husband said to his wife: Last Valentine's Day, I sent you flowers. You said it was too wasteful and uneconomical. This Valentine's Day, I will accompany you to the fashion shop? The wife thought she was buying clothes and nodded with a smile. The husband went on to say: Go for a walk and lose weight!

8. Once I had dinner with my friends, everyone was drunk, and I was the only one who woke up. It wasn't my treat, but I had to pay the bill.

9. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you, and I am tireless in running around for you; Treasure everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is memorable.

1. At the place where the wind chimes ring, there are half volumes of books, and the columns are slim and slim. Travel-stained, a pot of sake, endless busy life. Liu Tinghua, falling red patches, listening to the rain and sleeping in Sisha. Small pond garden, lotus leaf field, remembering you every year. It's drizzling, the sound slows down, and I miss you in heaven and earth.

11. Mo Yan's romantic love is a luxurious dream. Don't say that the future of first love is a ruthless betrayal. Let's prove with sincerity that love is persistent, simple, stupid and waiting, an eternal oath, and we are willing to spend our whole lives.

12. Continuous rainy days make the season wet and depressing. On such a day, my mind is upset. In the cold rain and windy weather, I don't want an umbrella, I just need a ray of sunshine to give me a little sunshine, a little warmth and a little spring!

13. I like your smell, your smile, your charm when you are shy, your unreasonable behavior when you are crazy, and I want to be around you 24 hours a day.

14. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and carry fruits, oranges, bananas and apples when you see me. Oranges represent that you love me, bananas represent that you miss me, and apples represent that you love me. Remember not to forget me!

15. Give me all the burdens and let me free you; Give me all your worries and let me give you happiness; Give me all the sadness, let me stage the waves of happiness; Dear, the moment when your smile blooms is my greatest gain!

16. If you are a mung bean, I am an affectionate bastard, looking at you tenderly and crying; If you are a swan, I am a passionate toad, serenading happily, gung, gung, gung.

17. One person buys meat: Boss, one hundred yuan of beef for the dog! Then say to the people in line: Do you mind if I cut in line? The man replied coldly, of course, since you are so hungry, you can come first.

18. You make a dress out of white clouds, borrow a pair of wings from a bird, put a broom behind it, and then fly to me like an arrow and say, That's what a bird man looks like!

19. In the subfile library, you will be searched; Miss you is the key word, love you is the core term; As soon as you are scanned, the system of love will be automatically upgraded; Create a love link, and click on the webpage to see you. The memory bank of life is filled with you!

2. Fahai provoked lady white snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded. Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was demoted to earth. Cowherd angered the Queen Mother and was separated by the two places. Don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

21. When a wife gets angry, men have to hide; As soon as the wife gets angry, the man quietly; As soon as the wife gains weight, the man slips; As soon as the wife gets rich, the man will step down.

22. My happiest thing is that I met you at the most beautiful moment. Let you appear in my life, let me know that there is such a person in the world who can make me hesitate, even if I am an enemy of the whole world, dear! It's my happiness and your happiness to reply to the text message. Not replying means you miss me.

23. I am a bromine cooler, you are Shuangliang, I am a train, you are a high-speed rail, I am a divine comedy and you are Gong Linna. In a word, you know me best in the material world.

24. On the night of Qixi, the Cowherd complained that Zhinv was an incompetent mother and had no milk to eat after giving birth. Weaver girl wronged: Poor my child. The cowherd said proudly, fortunately, I have a cow.

25, it's late at night, the lights are on, and the streets are filled with the breath of missing; You have come, love is near, and the call of love is echoed in your heart. I am here and you are there; I love you very much, you should remember that.

26. I don't answer your phone, talk to you, stretch out my hand and don't hold you, stand in front of you and don't look at you, lean on my chest and don't hug you, stick it to my mouth and don't kiss you. Actually ... all I want to do.

27. I draw a picture of my true feelings for you and put it in my diary. It's you when the moon is short, it's you when the moon is full, and it's all you, rain or shine. I love every aspect of you, including every article in your life calendar.

28. With the wind as the medium, bees and flowers embrace each other; With fire as the medium, matches and cigarettes burn together; With chess as the medium, the pawn goes straight to the handsome love nest; Write a string of love symbols with words as the medium; With the truth as the medium, love will last forever.

29. Your smiling face makes my melancholy clouds dissipate; Your laughing eyes make my mouth bend; Your happy heart makes me feel comfortable; Your happy smile makes me happy again and again! I want to give you happiness, not now, but forever!

3. Love you, love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will torture you with text messages!

31. We are so far away, far from each other; Our hearts are very close, and we are close to each other. We are so far away, short messages always send wishes, our hearts are so close, and the words of blessing are in mind: I love you, so deep!

32. Your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, don't cry.

33. I'm cow dung, you're a flower, you're tofu and I'm scum. We were a family 3 years ago.

34. Seeing flowers reminds me of your beautiful face, seeing streams reminds me of your tender feelings like water, seeing white clouds reminds me of your graceful figure, seeing rosy clouds reminds me of your happy appearance, and seeing the bright moon reminds me of your affectionate eyes. Although we only met yesterday, we miss each other as far as Sanqiu.

35. You are a white cloud, I am a breeze, and I am with you; You are a red flower, I am a green leaf, and I set you off; You are instant noodles, I am boiled water, and I want to soak you.

36. The miser was out on business, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spat in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited, too!

37. The world without you is so lonely. There are dark nights everywhere. Vows have fallen in the world, and there are wordless puzzles everywhere. Without you, I have lost everything, leaving only a floating body!

38. You are the quotation mark that I linger on. I know that it is the "key point" that I can't give up, just like the passing years become the starlight of memory. It is our infatuation and persistent watch in this refreshing and silent night.

39. Love is missing in the bottom of my heart; Love is waiting for your news every day; Love is that the mind is no longer lonely; Love is to cherish you all your life; Pay all kinds of tenderness, reap happiness and sweetness, and hold on to love and cherish it!

4. Hate the bad guy who makes you cry, hate the fool who hurts you, and despise the fool who makes you wait. Dear, I am so disgusting. Please love me.

41. I love you, so I want to be with you every minute; Love you, so you often receive sweet messages; I love you, so I send warm greetings in this cold early winter. Even with my love, I should pay attention to adding clothes to keep out the cold.

42. It's a waste to send you roses, and it's a bit ambiguous to give you a hug. Invite you for an outing for fear that you are too tired, invite you to dinner, you are losing weight; It's not expensive to send you a blessing, but it's the most affordable for me. You can pay for my meal and smell the fragrance!

43. No matter how busy you are at work, you will miss your wife every ten minutes. At lunch time, I will fill my whole head with my wife's shadow, and I will feel happy and smile every time I think about it.

44. Love is empty, and I am wandering in the street; People are empty and money is empty, and single bad karma is working; Things are empty and businesses are empty, and they go crazy when they think about it; The mobile phone is empty and has no money to charge, and life is not easy; In short, all four are empty.

45. Happiness is for yourself, happiness is for yourself, and love depends on persistence. I hope you can get the happiness you want and grasp the rare happiness. The key is to see my persistence and love you!

46. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach, you are my lungs, and you are the red rose in my heart!

47. I took a fancy to a girl and chased her for two months. Finally, when I went out on the first date, she told me that I already had a boyfriend. In fact, you are a good person!

48, the season without you is boring, if the mist blocks the magnificent mountains, it will not be majestic; If the waves block the majestic sea, they will not see its vastness. Without your vision, there is always lack of beauty.

49. The years are so beautiful that we have too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere experience for us, I always believe that you have the gentle charm that I will never let go of, and I love you.

5. Dear wife, old wife and old woman, are you thinking of me? Your husband, old husband and old man miss you! Miss you, miss you so much!

51. Dear, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life, and the end point is the afterlife. Please follow the everlasting rules when getting on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle! I hope we can love each other forever! Never part.

52. I am a little bird, and your heart is the treetop. I am looking for you with deep affection and would like to stop at your heart. Love you will never waver, life is wonderful with you, and I will stay with you until I am old, surrounded by sweetness and happiness forever!

53. I have a bad personality, lack of looks, low academic qualifications and poor qualifications. What can I do but be my own boss?

54. I got to know you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you four times, and missed you so much that 9% of me should like you and I am quite sure that I love you.

55. Once upon a time, I was wandering among different opinions. Once upon a time, I was lost in the words of others. Once upon a time, I lost the strength to find happiness. Knowing that you appeared, there was sunshine in my life that lit up the road ahead. I love you!

56. I really want to fold the earth in half in this direction, so that the distance between me and you can be shortened to five minutes by bike.

57. The less time is flowing, the more trivial things are working, the more busy and chaotic it is, the more you think about it, the more you care about it, the more difficult it is to make money, the more distant it is, the more youthful it is, and the older it is. I hope you are happy!

58. Sunny days, beautiful scenery, and beautiful weather. Red flowers, green grass, willows and willows are drifting with the wind; The breeze blows, birds crow, and kites fly high gently; Spring has gone and summer has arrived, so I'll take you to eat grass!

59. You are the boat, I am the shore, you are the sun, and I turn for you. Happiness can only be counted if you give it to me, because you are my NO. 1。

6. I like your big eyes best, so smart and cute. I like your soft hair best, so smooth and bright. I like your good voice best, so crisp and sweet: meow meow. If you are happy, remember to forward my message with your soft little hand.

61. Happiness is running in the sunny season, cheering in the rainy season when I throw away my umbrella, walking in the smiling heart field, pacing in the quiet night in the country, and the smile and every move of the person I love most.

62. On the road in the long night, seeing the fire is hope; In the cold winter, it is warm to see the fire. Friend, you are the light on my life, giving me hope and warmth!

63. Being jealous means that I like you, being angry means that I care about you, being in a daze means that I miss you, being sad is just afraid of losing you, being happy together is called "like", and being unhappy together is because of "love you". A short message indicates that I miss you very much at this moment.

64. I would like to be the sunset in early autumn, slowly falling into your distant arms; I would like to be the moonlight in the Mid-Autumn Festival, gently sprinkled in your eyes like water; I wish I were a wild chrysanthemum in late autumn, blossoming in your dream of singing autumn.

65. The Milky Way is a ditch, which makes the meeting between magpies and bridges gentle. Love is a ditch, sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, the truth is separated; No matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance, and lovers will always be together.

66. I am madly in love with you, looking at you stupidly, losing my mind for you, and giving everything I have. Hurt by love, crazy about love, confused about your mood, taught me not to know where to go!

67. Love is the rib on the body, not the fat; Love is to stay together, not to get it; Love is the copulation of the soul, but also the companion of life; Love is not only passion, but also reason; Love will be lost, but true love will last forever. I wish you happiness because of love!

68. I wonder if you are all right now? Is it as trouble-free as it is? If you are enjoying happiness, please don't tell me. If you are suffering misfortune, please tell me.

69. When you receive the short message, do you feel that a kind heart is struggling and looking for the comfort of spiritual love? I decided to leave because I loved it too much. Memories of your earnest eyes silently spread in my heart, but I can't stop your hasty pace and give you a smiling message, silently wishing you all success!

7. I want to hug your waist and introduce it to my friends for the first time, not give you directions; If you meet a beautiful woman and stare for no more than 5 seconds, and look at a girl for no more than 5 times, I will listen to your wife and you can bully me. I must never bully you. Every time there is something good, the first thing I think of is to give it to you.

71. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to the world to look for you, and after trying to find you, I found out: mom! Our wings are on the same side!

72. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I'm waiting for your call back! Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

73. As the years go by, it's the unforgettable memories that can't flow away; Facing the reality, I feel helpless; Life is rushing, and what you learn is to talk about it calmly; Love is beautiful, and what you have is the sweetness of soul mate!

74. Here I am.