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A collection of 100 sentences to express singleness

1. Being single is not what I want, I am just afraid of being deceived. The reality is always cruel. Without a house or a car, there is no one to love. Once true love appears, there is no point in being single. I hope we meet soon, why not get married with a smile.

2. Being single does not mean that you have no desire for love, or that you have no good impression of the opposite sex. Just for that person, I am willing to bury everything in my heart, and I am willing to survive alone amidst the ridicule of others.

3. This desolate rain has knocked down many withered yellow leaves, and this desolate night has saddened the lonely hearts of several people.

4. Life can be ordinary, work can be simple, income can be refreshing, ideals can be bumpy, and love can be bitter and sour. As long as you are healthy, your marriage can take its time. . Happy Singles' Day!

5. The streets are dotted with matchmaking agencies. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, the final result made me understand what it means to be a father to a thief, and I was drained of my income for several years by the marriage sitter.

6. The ants and butterflies are all in love, the birds on the trees are in pairs, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have met each other, and it’s time for the bachelor to take off his hat. What are you waiting for, friend? Happy Singles' Day!

7. Take a look, take a look, walk by, pass by, don’t miss it, there is no such store after passing this village, all beauties, take a look, this handsome guy is reading a text message, There is a clearance sale on Singles’ Day. If you are interested, please take it away. Haha, I wish you a happy Singles’ Day!

8. There are so many beautiful things in life, and there is always one person who makes you intoxicated. That is love. Find the person who makes you feel happy and end your single days. On November 11th, Singles’ Day, I wish you a happy journey in love!

9. Young man, I see that you are talented and intelligent. You are a bachelor wizard who is rare to see in a century. The important task of revitalizing the bachelor world is entrusted to you. I have a bachelor's motto here: go your own way and let others take their clothes off. Since you and I are destined, I will give it to you for free at a cheaper price.

10. Being single is actually not a bad thing. Being single is purely accidental. On the occasion of Singles’ Day, on behalf of the "Singles Center", "Singles Place", and "Singles in Local Areas", I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the "Singles" who are fighting in "Singles". I would like to express my sincere condolences to the gay men and women on the front line. Please don’t panic and hope to be free of sex as soon as possible!

11. Let me spend Singles’ Day alone, let me spend Valentine’s Day alone, let me spend Christmas Eve alone, let me spend Christmas alone, and let me spend exams alone if I have the ability. .

12. A person who has been single for a long time will shed tears inadvertently and quietly, and will be indifferent to everything in front of everyone

13. Those who pretend to be immortals are magicians, and those who do bad things are villains. Those who speculate are gamblers. Brother, look at it, anyone with a stick is not a good person, you have to take off your clothes quickly, don't hang out with the bachelors.

14. The lonely bachelor, the painful bachelor, still sleeps alone. The troubled bachelor, the sad bachelor, is still alone. Helpless bachelor, helpless bachelor, still drunk alone. On Singles' Day, I hope you can get rid of being single, bid farewell to depression, and never hang out alone in the coming year.

15. A person is still dreaming and waiting. Therefore, I like a person to use words to record thin sadness, and use words to record faint sadness.

16. Do you know why I have been single? Just waiting for the coming of Singles’ Day in this century! Friends who are single, let us raise a glass to celebrate: ?Happy Singles’ Day! Even if life is tiring, it is not a sin for us to be single.

17. Lonely and directionless, it was not until I squatted down and tears fell that I saw the figure in the tears.

18. After leaving, tell him loudly that I love you, it has nothing to do with you, love is your right, say everything you want to say, calmly recall your past, and then cry, cry Just leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

19. Some are moving, some are beautiful, some are sad, and some are joyful. After all, they are all traces of releasing the soul and letting go of thoughts. The cold wind brings brilliant fireworks to the future. Withering, the moon slowly moves westward with the infatuation of the clouds.

20. May the hydrangea hit you soon, may the peach blossom find you soon, may the beautiful girl catch you soon, may you enter the palace of marriage and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles' Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.

21. I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning to launch a "Singles' Day set meal" with four fried dough sticks and an egg. It caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to patronize it until now.

22. When looking for a partner, choose someone who is rich and powerful, with a car, a house and power. If both parents are no longer alive, the family should have a nanny and someone to serve them. ?Singles' Day? Come and take off your clothes together, in pairs and shadows.

23. Before I met you, I felt very lonely, although being alone is very free, light and natural. I'm not looking for someone to understand how great or unique I am, I just want to find someone who has the same mood and similar hobbies, with whom I can talk, chat, and do many things together.

24. The lonely night is so long, but because of your love for me, I forget that waiting is the first time in my life, and wait calmly until the end of the world, the end of the world, the vastness of the sea. Become a mulberry field.

25. No woman is willing to be single all her life, but she just can’t meet the person who can allow her to maintain the comfortable lifestyle of being single as much as possible.

26. I finally believe that time reversal is just a beautiful myth, meant to deceive children. But if you can, please make up another story to deceive me, okay?

27. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for? Woolen cloth?

28. Born with a laugh in heaven and earth, wandering around the world happily and carefree. Why worry, why not laugh out loud. In this world of mortals, there is so much loneliness in the depths of love and hate. Why bother and worry? It is better to laugh out loud. On Singles' Day, I wish my friends happiness and joy.

29. Single men understand women better than married men; if not, they would get married sooner or later.

30. No clothes, no food, no money in one set of pockets; love is boundless, love is boundless, pity and sincerity are not appreciated; worry is long, hate is long, single life is not nutritious, My heart is cool, I wish it was cool, who will snatch you away as a bachelor?

31. In terms of personality, you are mature and steady; in terms of image, you are radiant and beautiful; in terms of ability, you are the stick among sticks! So we simply address you as "Old Bachelor."

32. People always grow up in reality, experience, and experience. Only later did I realize that I am no longer the person I used to be, and you are not the person you used to be. I am single because you are single, but you are single not because of me.

33. A bachelor is also a heroic man, who does not retreat in the face of difficulties; a bachelor is also a happy man, who can travel around the world barefoot. Singles are not afraid of being alone, they just feel miserable in their hearts. Singles’ Day is really exciting. There are all kinds of date parties, have a happy holiday!

34. Why have you always been single? Because you haven’t met the person you feel is destined to be. Why have I always been single? Because you have always been single.

35. Some people say that a bachelor is good, but who knows that a bachelor wants to find a wife. Some people say that a bachelor is free, but who knows that a lonely person is not sweet at heart. I know in my heart that being single is miserable, and you can still send text messages to tease me when you are depressed. Singles’ Day is here, I hope to be single as soon as possible!

36. Special orders on Singles’ Day: find a partner when you are lonely, and accompany each other in pairs; confess your love quickly if you have a crush, and ask questions to those who are secretly in love; don’t get confused if you are married. , unmarried men shave their heads. Anyway, I hope you take off your clothes soon!

37. Being married does not mean being single, nor does being single mean misfortune, because we are alone when we are born, and it is impossible to leave at the same time and live alone. As long as the mentality is good, it is the same. So simple.

38. When the left eye twitches, peach blossoms bloom; when the right eye twitches, love blossoms bloom. Good luck comes like a spring breeze, and flowers bloom in the spring of love. On Singles' Day, I wish you good luck, good luck, get out of singles as soon as possible, be happy as a couple, and be happy and happy.

39. A cool breeze and a chill, a fallen leaf and autumn; on the annual Singles' Day, one person raises a glass to welcome the bright moon; one glance at a pair, and one wish comes from the bottom of my heart bit by bit; Suddenly, one person can no longer live in this section!

40. Singles Day is here, and diaosi are blowing the rally call: collective kisses, high-profile hugs; hiring beauties, love packages; luxury restaurants, coffee and burgers; pretending to be handsome guys, pretending to be rich, 11 reposts today My compatriots, your luck is about to arrive!

41. When we were young, we gave up thinking that it was just a relationship. But in the end I realized that it was actually a lifetime.

42. I cried on the way home, and my tears broke down again. I can't help but walk like this, and I no longer dare to be proud and ask for anything. What else can I say, what else can I do? I really hope you will hear it, because I love you, I let you go?

43. If a person has been single for a long time, he will not want to fall in love, and will feel that friends are more and more important; if a person has been single for a long time, , I don’t want to go shopping, I will like to listen to music at home more and more

44. Singles’ Song: As time goes by, the feeling of being single is not good. If you say you are looking for me, then look for me. Look here and there for me. My mouth is watering when I see a beautiful girl on the road. When it’s time to pursue her, pursue her. Go pursue it with all your might! I would like to dedicate this song to those friends who are fighting the battle of annihilation on the front line of singles! ?

45. Singles’ Day is celebrated by everyone, and both men and women are happy in marriage; lose your wife, dump your husband, break free from the chains and escape from the siege; male nanny, female wife, rush to be single in the siege. Happy Singles’ Day to everyone!

46. Those who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm? It’s almost Singles’ Day, so you need to express your love as soon as possible.

47. Don’t be stupid, even the best friends will become alienated as time goes by. Don't fall in love, even lovers who swear to be together will sometimes separate. The people we want to rely on gradually leave, and in the end only ourselves are left. Love until the end, hurt yourself, and dare not love again.

48. Singles’ Day schedule on November 11: Eat 2 fried dough sticks in the morning and forget about eating; take two No. 11 buses, one to work and one to get off work; eat on time at 11:11 noon; Use 2 pairs of chopsticks, one for your left hand and one for your right hand; bring a pair of crutches when shopping, one on each shoulder.

49. Every woman’s nature is to be a mother, but men, in essence, are all singles.

50. The trouble in married life is that every woman thinks of herself as a mother in her heart, while a man thinks of himself as a bachelor in his heart.

51. It’s not scary to celebrate Singles’ Day. What’s scary is that Singles’ Day happens once in a century. It’s not scary to celebrate Singles’ Day that happens once in a century. What’s scary is that the person you like in your heart doesn’t live on Singles’ Day. I wish you to get naked as soon as possible!

52. The cold winter is not as scary as the desolation of loneliness; loneliness is not as scary as being single for decades; being single for decades is not as scary as receiving this text message next year. Happy Singles' Day!

53. What’s worse than a single dog sleeping in a double bed? Answer: If a single dog sleeps in a double bed in winter, he will wake up from the cold even if he turns over.

54. The worst thing is that when something disappears, it is gone forever and will never come back, but it still leaves a thin and sharp needle stuck in you. The heart can't be removed. It wants you to feel pain, so you have to feel pain.

55. Dear, are your palms itchy? That means I miss your caress; are your lips itchy? That means I miss your passionate kiss; are you itchy? That means you are extremely dirty, why don’t you go wash up and take a bath! Haha, happy Singles' Day.

56. My bestie, today is Singles’ Day. Let’s go to Phoenix Zhangjiajie together, take bestie photos together, attend bachelor parties together, go shopping together to look at various brands of trendy clothes, eat big meals and drink wine together. , Singing K all night, long live friendship!

57. Who says being single is not good? One person eats it and the whole family is full! Who says being single is boring? Let’s look at all the beauties and handsome guys! Who says singles are lonely? Let’s spend Singles’ Day together! It’s Singles’ Day again, let’s have some fun together if you’re still single!

58. Instant noodles are cheap, but eating is lonely; the bed is simple, but sleeping is lonely; cigarettes are filled with smoke, and smoking makes you sad; good wine is intoxicating, and drinking makes you sad; it is imperative for you to take off your clothes when you are single; the festival is coming , blessings take effect; peach blossoms come, and love is beautiful. I wish you strip naked and happiness comes!

59. If you are single, please find a beloved, dear and lovely person to say goodbye to being single. But first of all, I wish you a happy Singles' Day. If you are not single, I also wish you a happy Singles’ Day!

60. I applied for a daily romance card for you at the beauty savings bank, and also opened a sweet account every day. The password is I don’t want to be a bachelor, and there are countless girls left in the current balance. May you extract happiness from time to time, store good words and deeds every moment, and have warmth and happiness every second.

61. After being single for so many years, I have realized a truth! The most painful thing about being single is not loneliness, but emptiness! But when you want to talk about the deepest part of your heart, you are missing someone suitable to listen!

62. Notice: Singles’ Day, which happens once in a century, is here. Everyone can take off their clothes to celebrate, but they are not allowed to run around naked. Anyone who violates this will be frozen into a popsicle. The Singles Association hereby notifies you! Happy Singles’ Day!

63. Being single is tired, and there is no one to accompany you in front of the flowers and under the moon; being single is miserable, and dancing alone among thousands of flowers; being single is annoying, and there are endless blind dates; being single is sad, because others are in pairs and couples. Fortunately, there is Singles' Day, so you will not be short of happiness! Happy holidays!

64. Before you came, I was here, and I have always been here, counting the years and waiting quietly. After you came, I still stayed here, smiling on my protruding lips. A lovesick flower planted in the corner blooms quietly for you and withers quietly for you.

65. Spend more time, love yourself and live a romantic life. A small wish can come true on your own. Being alone has nothing to do with being brave, it just happens to be the time of freedom in life. You can get used to having no one with you. Being single is great and I'm fine with myself.

66. When I was single, I didn’t feel anything when I stood alone in a crowd. When a couple walked by, I couldn't help but glance at each other. When I went home, I quietly thought about how wonderful it felt. As I thought about it, I couldn't sleep because of the sweetness in my heart. It's just that the appearance hides shyness, but the heart is obviously You can hear the beating of your heart strongly.

67. It is true that there are many children who survive in single-parent families or in the plight of both parents, but the need of children for their parents is still indelible in human nature.

68. There is a kind of single called "Better to lack than to live in excess". People who would rather lack than abuse, they just want to find someone who can catch their eyes in the vast sea of ??people. They can let themselves be lonely, but they can't let themselves fall in love with anyone casually.

69. Old bachelors, young bachelors, bachelors are called bachelors on Singles’ Day; fat bachelors, thin bachelors, let’s all be bachelors together; male bachelors, female bachelors, come and go to match the bachelor; beautiful bachelor, handsome bachelor , give birth to a little bachelor as soon as possible. Happy Singles' Day!

70. There is a kind of singleness, just waiting for one person, waiting for the person who deserves to be waiting. It’s not that I don’t want to say goodbye to being single, or that I want to be a bachelor forever, but that I am willing to quietly choose to live alone for the sake of that affection, that love, and the person who has always been in my heart

71. The bachelor is no longer single , the girl is yours to choose. Seeing that your career is strong, beauties will follow you. As long as you are handsome, you don't have to worry about no one looking for you. I'm afraid you are infatuated and your girlfriend dumps you and you can't figure it out. Be relaxed on Singles' Day, leave the beauties and look for pretty girls, there is no grass anywhere in the world.

72. Being a bachelor is very boring, but in fact, a bachelor's life is also very exciting. A bachelor always likes to be silent, and only because of the existence of a strange combination of circumstances, there is no way to express his feelings. Can there be an emotional column to make my heart active?

73. I wanted to play in the water with you, but ended up being drowned in the water. I wanted to fly with you, but ended up exhausted on the ground. I fished alone when I slept, and when I woke up, I cheated and ate. Sometimes I have a meal alone, and I help myself in the washroom. God, a hundred years are not long, so don’t let me wait until the next November 11th. Come down like a goddess!

74. A person’s sky is light blue, a person’s breakfast is bland, and a person’s life is chaotic. I am used to being single and comfortable, but what I am not used to is having no one to accompany me. I wish you a happy Singles' Day and good luck.

75. Someone asked me if you are still alone on Singles’ Day? Damn it, I'm not a human being, how can I turn into a dog?

76. When you are single, all you see are happy couples; when you are in love, all you see are happy singles.

77. When you are single for a long time, you don’t want to go shopping and prefer to stay at home and listen to music more and more. When you are single for a long time, you become mature and love your parents more and more than before. When you are single for a long time, you become more mature. , just buy a lot of shoes and travel to far away places alone

78. One person’s chicness is the romance of two people, one person’s open-mindedness is the warmth of two people, one person’s freedom is the happiness of two people, I hope you who receive this text message will be free, open-minded and free this year, and you will have romance, warmth and happiness next year.

79. My friend said that singles were hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said that was your singles’ business. We singles said that eating two would be just right.

80. A bachelor’s life is tiring, and there is no one to accompany him when he comes home from work; a bachelor’s heart is bitter, and he gets drunk alone before spending time and moonlight; a bachelor’s life is boring, and his parents nag him and he has no fun; a bachelor can only envy, and his friends are in pairs. Show affection to each other. Singles' Day is here, I hope you can get naked as soon as possible and live a world of two people!

81. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor meals, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart as a bachelor, sleep in a bachelor sleep, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me. .

82. There is a kind of single that can give up everything for love. They don't care how many people they will miss by waiting like this, because they only like that one person, because they only wait for that one person.

83. Singles’ Day on November 11, singles’ life is very free and unrestrained: no house or car, no one complains, no one complains about meager salary; no need to report whereabouts when going out, returning home peacefully without nagging; friends gatherings are free and easy Drink and have fun all over the world. Happy Singles' Day, I wish you will meet the person of your dreams soon and fall in love happily.

84. There are many reasons for being single. Different people must have different specific reasons. However, I think as long as it is your choice, it is good and suitable for this person. We can predict that there will be more and more single people in the future, and marriage will only be an alternative lifestyle.

85. I spend this festival alone without words, my heart is like ice, my lonely figure, the deep courtyard is locked in the early winter, I keep cutting, and my mind is still messy. I am single, but there is a feeling in my heart. It’s Singles’ Day again. I’m sending you a message. I wish you a happy holiday and an early end to your single life!

86. The farthest distance is called "light years", the thinnest cable is called "optical fiber", the fastest speed is called "light speed", the most respectful visit is called "patronage", and the coolest flight is It's called "Guangdun", and the most handsome single is called "Bachelor". Singles' Day is here, I wish your worries and worries will be swept away and your happy life will be bright and colorful!

87. I am a bachelor and I am proud. I am still the number one male. When the beautiful woman wants to look at me, she will look at me until her feet are swollen with saliva. I save money by taking a ride in and out, but I laugh secretly when my wealth is robbed; I sleep on both sides of the bed, and no one competes with me for quilt cover. Long live Singles Day!

88. Parting is a natural thing, and people are just passers-by. The footprints left by those passers-by in life constitute a beautiful memory and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant dramas in life. Once you get used to them, you will no longer feel sad.

89. There are only so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in, and some people have to leave.

90. Don’t be afraid of the loneliness around you, be able to endure it; don’t be afraid of the loneliness at midnight, be able to endure it; don’t be too much of unfettered freedom, be steady; don’t be greedy for the beautiful woman, You have to endure it; don’t pay attention to the endless emptiness, you have to endure it; you have to hold on to the SMS greetings for Singles’ Day!

91. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

92. Singleness is the seed of spring, full of hope; singleness is the scorching sun of summer, passionate and brilliant; singleness is the fallen leaves of autumn, free and easy; singleness is the snowflakes of winter, unlimited romance is not about asking, but about giving. ; It’s not a dream, it’s not a wish, it’s not like this. It is kindness, honor, harmony and purity

93. Single people envy lovers, and sometimes lovers envy single people. In short, what you can't get is the best. This is human nature. So I dare not say I love you, for fear of losing your beauty.

94. I am not tall enough, but I am short. Although I am not handsome, I have characteristics. Although my family is not rich, I have debts. I am not very knowledgeable but I have a big appetite. Advantages No, but I have enough shortcomings. Welcome all girls to visit us on Singles' Day!

95. If you pray to Yue Lao, your marriage will come faster; if you play with Cupid, your marriage will be more pleasant; if you please the matchmaker, your marriage will come closer.

Dear single friends, be nice to the friends around you, and your marriage may be just around the corner!

96. A bachelor’s life is beautiful, and he can pursue beauties whenever he sees them; a bachelor’s life is sweet, and he does not have to secretly save private money; a bachelor’s life is free, and he does not care about food, rice, oil and salt; a bachelor’s field of vision is wide, and he can dazzle among thousands of flowers. On Singles’ Day, I wish singles all over the world endless joy!

97. Being broken is not the cruelest thing. The most cruel thing is: stepping on these fragments, pretending not to feel pain, stubbornly looking for every small fragment, dreaming of recovery.

98. I like to be in the same life circle with single people, but I don’t like to be in the same life circle with non-single people. This is not absolute.

99. You danced and told me excitedly: "November 11, 2011" is the super giant Singles' Day that happens once in a century, do you know? I said, buddy, pull it down, this super giant Singles Day only appears once in a hundred years! This is obviously "Children's Day"! Happy holidays!

100. I am pretty good. I have lent money to others when walking and gave up my seat to others when taking a ride. I worship Buddha sincerely and help others without saying a word. I love the flowers of my motherland and care about scientific and technological achievements. I have quite a lot of friends, so I don’t mind. Women are nagging, but their love is not settled, and they don’t want to live a single life.