The young man was scolded for sending text messages to his classmates.

I am in a bad mood these days. It is boring to stay at home at night. I sent a short message to my ex-girlfriend, which read as follows: "Baby, what are you doing? Come out with me at night. Although it is winter, I am so hot. I know you will give me a fever. I am waiting for you in Kaibin Beautiful City. " However, due to my inattention, I pressed the group send button, and my phone book C. P/KOOC-0/86 people (30 relatives,/KOOC-0/0/friends,/KOOC-0/6 comrades,/KOOC-0/9 colleagues, 3 life confidants and 20 classmates). ....

/kloc-message received in 0/0 minutes. ....

Relatives: 30 people.

Mom: "This dead child has great courage. Send me a yellow message ... "

Dad: "Son, are you drunk again?" Is it wrong again? "

Cousin: "Brother, are you wrong?" Don't behave badly in school. Corbin's room is not very good, but Di Chin's room is very good. "

Cousin: ""

Cousin: "I deleted it after reading it. Let your cousin have a look."

Cousin: "Brother, what's wrong with you? I just took a bath in Kaibin yesterday. I'm not going. Go ahead. "

Cousin: "Brother, you can't like me, that's incest."

Aunt: "Our hospital is interested in science. Call me tomorrow and I'll show you around. "

Uncle: "Uncle, don't you know this man? I never go to those places to find a lady "(sweat, it's too expensive).

Uncle Shanghai: "Son, have you come to Shanghai?"

Another cousin: "Are you sick? What message did you send? "

Another cousin: "I know I was very kind to you when you were a child, washing your feet, washing clothes and reciting" Spring and Snow in the Garden ",but after so many years, you just told me these things now, alas ... (I'm sorry).

None of the remaining relatives have a chance.

Friend: 10 1 person.

The three young sisters wrote back: "Brother, I haven't come to our pedicure for a long time."

N female netizens basically replied: "I haven't seen you yet, how can I get there?" You are so annoying, you keep people awake at night. "

The four female netizens who met invariably replied: "Don't imagine me so casually, I'm not that kind of person."

Two female friends working in other places: "Are you crazy? Let me fly back to you. It's really inexplicable. "

Four out-of-town buddies: Brother, I know you never drink, but I can assure you today that you must have drunk too much. "

Female friend: "although I like you very much, you should know that I am married." Will you wait for my family to go on business? You are asking me out. Wow, I didn't usually see it. )

Female friend: "I made up with my boyfriend. Thank you for remembering me."

Two former objects: "You damn fool, why didn't you come to me on Valentine's Day?" I won't talk to a heartless person like you. "

Three mobile female friends: "You know, we often contact because of business needs. Are you a pervert? "

2 Unicom's female friend: "Who are you?" (Want to die)

Three Unicom female friends: "You, how many times have you said don't play?" Relax. If you really need it, shall we go to dinner first? "

1 Netcom female friend: "I am in Aershan"

N female friends I met through my buddies: "I didn't expect such a friend to be like this. Don't say you know me again. "

Three female friends: "Don't say you know me in the future."

Two sisters: "OK, you check in first, and I'll go home and change." (change underwear? )

1 buddy: "I haven't found out that you are gay for so long. Let's not contact again. " (grievance)

N buddy: "What's wrong with you? Go to the hospital if you can't? "

Two buddies: "boss, as far as I know, your woman has been coming." Why is it out of stock now? Do you want to be with me? "

Two former lovers: "Let's not contact again. If we do this, I'm afraid I will be reluctant to part with you. Although I am not a good girl, I don't want to contact you because you are too messy. "

I didn't get the rest back.

Comrades: 16.

Two comrades in arms: "What do you mean?"

The rest of the comrades unanimously replied, "You are fucking sick."

Colleague: 19.

Married female colleague: "I am her husband. Who the fuck are you? "

A married female colleague: "hey, I'm old and looking at a man in his forties, but I want to thank you for being so direct." Come to my house. He is not at home. " I usually can't see it. )

My leader (my battalion chief): "Bring a review when you go to work tomorrow."

I have not answered the rest.

Classmate: 20 people.

1 Female classmate: You still remember me. I am here today. Maybe another time. "

Three female students: "Hello, who are you?"

1 Female student: "Are you Li Ming? Long time no see, I miss you too. Please take a taxi to pick me up. " I'm dizzy. This classmate thinks I'm someone else. )

I have not answered the rest.

Life confidant: 3.

They didn't reply to my message, but called to say hello immediately. One asked if there was any difficulty, one asked if something happened at home, and the other asked if I had entered menopause early. They are still my three best friends. They know that I always send the wrong information and can understand me. )

The next day, I called everyone in my phone book to explain, but few people could believe that I sent it wrong. Friends, I am depressed.