Text messages about penguins

The reporter asked 100 penguins what they do every day. The first 99 said: "Eat, sleep and play beans", while the last one said: "Eat and sleep". The reporter asked, "Don't you play beans?" The little penguin was furious: "TMD, I am Doudou!"

This is the most humorous joke I have ever heard in my life. It is about a penguin going to play with a polar bear. There are already Four versions~

Version 1: There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear’s home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to turn off the gas in his house. He had been gone for 10 years, but The gas still had to be turned off, so Penguin walked home to turn off the gas. After turning off the gas, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What did he say... "I won't play with you!"

Version 2: There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear's home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to go play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he realized that he had forgotten to lock the door. It had been 10 years since he left, but the door was still locked. It had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What he said... "Let's go to your house to play~"

Version 3: There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear's home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, the penguin was very bored at home and was going to go find the polar bear to play. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to turn off the refrigerator at home. It had been 10 years since he left, but the refrigerator was still there. It had to be closed, so the penguin walked home to close the refrigerator. After closing the refrigerator, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" As a result, the polar bear knocked on the door this time. Without opening it, he shouted outside: "I don't want to play!"

Version 4: There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear's home that it would take 20 years to get there by walking. . One day, the penguin was very bored at home and was going to go find the polar bear to play. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to turn off the refrigerator at home. It had been 10 years since he left, but the refrigerator was still there. It had to be closed, so the penguin walked home to close the refrigerator. After closing the refrigerator, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" As a result, the polar bear was not there, and the neighbor seal Tell it that the polar bear just came home yesterday and said he forgot to close the refrigerator. Today he has set off to play with penguins.

A bird and a goose were put in the refrigerator. The bird died the next day but the goose was fine. Why?

It should be a penguin

A bird and a goose were put in the refrigerator. The goose died the next day and the bird was fine. Why?

The refrigerator should be broken.

One day a reporter went to Antarctica to interview penguins. He found a penguin and asked it: "What do you do every day?"

The penguin said: "Eat, sleep, play." Doudou."

The reporter asked another penguin the same question, and the penguin also said: "Eat, sleep, and play Doudou."

The reporter asked many penguins. , the penguins all said the same thing.

Until this reporter asked a little penguin, "What do you do every day?"

The little penguin said: "Eat and sleep."

Reporter I was very confused, so I asked it, "Why don't you hit Doudou?"

The little penguin was angry: "TMD, I am Doudou!"

A pig and a penguin The penguin died the next day after being locked up in a cold storage at -20°C, and the pig was fine. Why don't you know? By the way, pigs don’t know either haha. .