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Swearing without any dirty words, text messages or jokes.

Even if I'm second, I'm human, and even if you're smart, you're just an animal. This is life!

Feelings, your face is ass, and the most is chrysanthemum. Even if you spray shit, you have to spray shit.

I cann't believe someone gave birth to a freak like you I've seen a freak like you. I've never seen such a freak as you.

You and Picasso have their own styles!

You are either crazy or you have missed a thread; Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you, even if it is heinous, heaven and earth will not tolerate it.

Will you stop shaking your head? It was smashed by water.

What are you staring at those two holes for? Do you scare the dog's eyes when you look in the mirror every day?

Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab people in the back?

As far as your mind is concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of an ATM bank. How MD is a group of people whose brains are thinner than capillary blood holes!

Call a doctor to check your brain and see if it has shrunk.

It's not your fault that you are ugly. I know, but who are you making that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.

Some benefits gained when you are young, but you have to bear these mistakes when you are old.

I'll do whatever I want while I can still speak and my limbs are still sound, otherwise I'll only regret it when I get old.

Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you!

The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

The sky is gray and the night is boundless, and men dress up as women and play hooligans.

If I speak rudely, it's called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is pretending to be a grandson.

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