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Tongue twister short message

Uncle Zhang, Uncle Li, buy a cake in the cake shop,

Uncle Zhang bought a big cake, and Uncle Li bought a big cake.

take it home and feed it to my mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law goes to Bibo

I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought the big cake or Uncle Li bought it.

East Dongting, West Dongting, there is a vine on Dongting Mountain, and there are two bells hanging on it.

when the wind blows the vine, the bronze bells move, and when the wind stops, the bronze bells will be quiet.

white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda,

build a white stone pagoda, which is white and big.

Eight hundred pacesetters run north side by side.

The artillery is afraid to touch the pacesetters, and the pacesetters are afraid to run away.

This is a silkworm, and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in the leaves, and cicadas often sing in the forest.

piggy carries a hoe and walks in pants. Birds sing branches, pigs twist their heads,

hoes hit stones, and stones hit pig heads. Piglets blame hoes, hoes blame pigs.

four and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen.

speaking four and ten depends on your tongue and teeth. Who says forty is a "thin mat"? His tongue is not hard.

who says fourteen is "timely"? His tongue is not straight.

study hard and practice often, fourteen, forty and forty-four.

sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six buildings,

bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows and

planted sixty-six weeping willows.

sixty-six baskets of oil, stacked in sixty-six buildings;

sixty-six cows, tied to sixty-six weeping willows.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings,

overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows,

killed sixty-six cows, and killed the 66-year-old man Lu.

The calf went to play ball after school and kicked Liu a bottle of oil.

The calf went home to get the oil, apologized to Liu and paid for it.

Liu didn't want the calf to return the oil, but the calf insisted on returning the oil to Liu.

Liu praised the calf and shook his head. Do you guess whether Liu asked the calf to return the oil or not?

There is a basket in South-South. The basket is filled with dishes.

The dishes are filled with bowls, and the bowls are filled with fanfan.

South-South turned over the basket, and the basket buckled the plate.

The plate hit the bowl, and the bowl spilled fanfan.

a white cat has a black nose, and a black cat has a white nose;

The black cat's white nose was broken.

The white cat's black nose was broken, and the chaff shell was peeled off to mend it.

A black cat's white nose will not be broken, and it will not be repaired by peeling the chaff.

A lame man came from the north with a bundle of pegs on his back.

A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplant.

The lame man with a peg on his back hit the lame man with an eggplant on his back.

The lame man with an eggplant on his back hit the lame man with an eggplant on his back.

a pot in the sky and a shed on the ground.

the pot hits the shed, and the shed falls down, and the pot is broken

whether the shed pays for the pot or the pot pays for the shed.

Learning is afraid of being full, lazy and difficult.

If you are full, lazy and difficult in your heart, you will not move forward without looking and drilling.

Get rid of the laziness and difficulties in your mind, and learn while doing. Ants can climb Mount Tai

Red rice bowls, yellow rice bowls, red rice bowls full of rice bowls, and yellow rice bowls full of rice bowls.

half a bowl of rice was added to the yellow rice bowl, and half a bowl was reduced to the red rice bowl.

A yellow rice bowl is more than a red rice bowl.

out of the south gate, the face is due south, and there is a pavement rushing south. There is a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle shop. I picked the blue cotton curtain, looked at the pavement and rushed south. I hung the blue cotton curtain and looked at it. Yo, ho! The noodle shop still faces south. Take seven steps out of the west gate and pick up chicken skin to mend leather pants. It's skin patch pants, not skin patch pants.

when I was free, I went out to the west of the city, and I couldn't count the beautiful trees, 1234567, 7654321, 654, 321, 54321, 4321321, 211, a one. I counted a tree for a long time, and there were seven branches on a tree, and the seven branches produced seven kinds of fruits, including betel nuts, oranges and oranges. "

Name of the dish

Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised salted duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted sushi, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, stuffed duck with rice, and can. Huangxin Guaner, Braised Monopterus albus, Braised Monopterus albus, fermented soya beans Catfish, Pan-baked Catfish, Pan-baked Soft-shelled Turtle, Pan-fried Carp, Fried Carp, Soft-fried tenderloin, Soft-fried Chicken, Assorted Sausage, Crispy Butter Roll, Pan-fried Fresh Mushroom, Pan-fried Fish Breast, Pan-fried Fish Breast. Stir-fried golden silk, stewed silver silk, fried children with sugar, fried water chestnut with sugar, honey-shredded yam, shredded fresh peaches, stir-fried scallops, stewed duck shreds, stewed Dan, steamed chicken, braised yellow chicken, fried chicken, shredded chicken, fried chicken. Stir-fried diced chicken, stir-fried chicken nuggets, three fresh diced chicken, eight-treasure diced chicken, steamed magnolia slices, stir-fried shrimp, stir-fried kidney flower, stir-fried tendon, pot-fried sea cucumber, pot-fried cabbage, fried sea cucumber, watered frog, sweet-scented osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried onions, fried ribs, stewed chicken intestines, stewed south. Inadvertently, the peg tripped over the lame man, spilled the lame man's eggplant, smashed the lame man's plate, and the lame man picked up the eggplant at his waist. A drunk old man came to the north, with a cigarette bag in his waist, and came to buy the lame eggplant. The lame man didn't sell it to the drunk old man. When he was angry, he robbed the lame eggplant, picked up the pegs and chased the old man. When he was angry, he didn't give the lame eggplant, but picked up the cigarette bag. I don't know if the old man's cigarette bag beat the lame eggplant or the lame used it.

what's up the hill? What's nodding down the hill? What has a head and no tail? What has a tail and no head? What sits at home with legs? What's a legless trip to Kyushu? Who will fix it in Zhao Zhouqiao? Who will leave the jade railing? What's on the donkey bridge? Who rolled a ditch with a cart? Who stands on the bridge with a knife? Who reined in to see the Spring and Autumn Period? Who is white? Who is black? Who has a lot of beards? What is round in the sky? What is yuan yuan in front of you? What round strip do you sell? On both sides of what round road? What blossoms are rising? What's a flower with a waist? What blossoms are not seen? What blossoms a mouthful of hair? What bird wears blue and white? What bird wears soap boots? What bird wears ten kinds of brocade? What bird has a linen pocket? Double doors, single open, I'll guess for myself. The car squeezes up the hill, the lame man nods down the hill, the frog has a head and no tail, and the scorpion has a tail and no head. Bandeng has legs to sit at home, but the boat has no legs to travel to Kyushu, Zhao Zhouqiao, Lubanxiu, and the jade railings are reserved for saints. Zhang Guolao rode on the donkey bridge, and Chai Wang's cart ran over a ditch. Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Yu reined in to watch the Spring and Autumn Period. Luo Chengbai, Jing Dehei and Zhang Fei have a lot of beards. The moon is round in the horizon, glasses are round in front of us, sesame cakes are sold in round long streets, and wheels are round on both sides. Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, cotton blossoms are waist-high, rattan blossoms are not seen, and corn blossoms are a bit hairy. Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ariel wears linen pockets.