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Japanese short message prompt

You have a short message, please check it.

Funeral text:

ぁなたはショートメッセージがししつ.

The prompt tone is as follows:

ただぃまくにぉりません, ピーとぅぅの.

I'm not here now. Hear the last "please tell me your name, phone number and important things" hiss-".