How to write a humorous short notice of class reunion (two articles)

Humorous and funny notice of class reunion 1

Students in xx class of X University:

Ten years in the blink of an eye.

Remember ten years ago, tears waved to each other?

Now, ten years later, my memory is blurred.

I deeply feel that things are different. Fat and thin, they are all good wives and mothers now; Handsome and charming people are now husbands and fathers. Want to see her (her) at the beginning? Presumably, the style is not there, but the charm is still there. Wait a minute: How are you? I don't hate lang to marry a concubine, I don't hate creation, I just hope to meet again in the afterlife. I am willing to endure 500 years of wind, 500 years of sun and 500 years of rain. I just want you to pass by. Take a sip of Meng Po Tang and cross the Naihe Bridge. Sanshengshi is full, and many affairs can't be written down.

Ten years, simple, naive, confused, confused, dreaming, and then feathering. Laughing and crying; There have been joys and sorrows; Loved, lost: just lack of your sharing and talk.

Ten years ago, once a teenager experienced a calm and mature man, exuding Wen Ya, stability, wisdom and connotation. Ten years ago, pure and beautiful female college students were cultivated into elegant and pure intellectual women, shining with wisdom, gentleness, tolerance and self-confidence. Are you still in front of him (her)?

Burn the midnight oil to play cards and draw by candlelight. Waste paper is like a water bottle, Qi Fei, and ink is like a lawn: Do you remember the indignation after the power failure? Basketball court, football field, computer room, small garden, and dormitory that has dreamed for several times. Brother (sister) is no longer in school, and there is a legend of brother (sister) in school!

Not so sensational, not so awesome, get to the point:

We will hold a ten-year reunion of XX class on October 4th and 5th, 65438/KLOC-0. I hope those of you who still care about the friendship of four years will actively participate.

Venue: xx University (XX Campus)-your alma mater, where you have scolded too many times.

In order to ensure that this conference becomes a grand gathering of stability, unity and harmony, the following requirements are put forward:

1. In order to facilitate students' emotional communication and avoid showing happiness and love, single participants are not welcome to attend in principle.

Friendly reminder: Little Three, Little White, ex-wife, ex-husband, lover, Xiaomi and other close relatives (such as gay brothers) not recognized by China law are not in the family category.

Second, only talk about the feelings of classmates, and it is forbidden to compare and show off the wind of wealth.

① It is forbidden to drive a luxury car. People who drive cars such as Rolls-Royce, Lamborghini, Mercedes-Benz and BMW are obliged to bear all the expenses of this party and provide round-trip expenses for others.

(2) it is forbidden to wear watches, except those with a unit price below 30K.

(3) it is forbidden to use, LV, and other brand-name bags.

(4) It is forbidden to shout at subordinates, secretaries, Party B and their families in front of classmates, which is too ostentatious.

(5) it is forbidden to show off real estate, jewelry, michel platini and foster mother.

Third, attend the class reunion with a normal heart. If you have the vulgar idea of "reunion if nothing happens, and a couple who break up is a couple", be careful. Organizers have the obligation to ensure the harmony and stability of the family. If found, it will be corrected in time without mercy.

If there is, a. The confidentiality work is in place and will not be noticed by other students;

B. Other students turn a blind eye;

C. After the party, individual communicators,

It's not listed here

4. Expense: two days, tentatively 1000 yuan/person (non/family). Final accounting, refund more and make up less.

In order to ensure the safety and peace of mind of the expenses and realize the principle of "separation of financial goods", the organizer is responsible for contacting accommodation, catering, entertainment and other matters, and choosing another trusted classmate (finance) to pay the bill.

Be sure to ask the students to transfer the expenses to the finance department before attending the meeting, and attend the meeting with remittance notice or screenshot of online remittance!

Please be cautious in financial affairs, keep records and finally publish the final accounts.

Fifth, do a good job of safety.

Including personal safety and property safety. Drive carefully, safety first. It is forbidden to drink and drive. Pay attention to fire prevention, disaster prevention and theft prevention.

Sixth, class reunion, voluntary principle, at your own risk. The organizer will not bear the consequences of unexpected events or accidents (such as rekindling old love and family conflicts). ).

Those who attend the party are deemed to agree to the above terms.

Party organizer: XX

Mobile phone number XXXX

QQ XXXX

Humorous and funny preview of class reunion II

Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters:

Time flies, time flies! Seven years ago, we got together from all corners of the country. In just two years, we are full of vigor and vitality, we are pioneering and enterprising, and we go hand in hand. In the end, we have gone through the most brilliant, fulfilling, * * * and favorite days of rice noodles in our lives; Hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, in the sincere blessing of each other, we went to different places in a daze to pursue our unfinished dreams. We hold high the great banner of Comrade Zhou Min that "you can't afford to go to college if you eat chicken legs", adhere to the guiding ideology of Comrade Wu that "cross the river by feeling the stones yourself", constantly publicize the important theory that "the tip in front of the umbrella should pay taxes on the hook behind it", and continue to carry forward the spirit of "seeking truth from facts, distinguishing right from wrong, and being steadfast". In short, to get rich, build roads first; Want to study hard, use Dabao in the morning and evening; If you want to say that wealth is wealth, please come to xx No.1 Middle School. Parting leaves missing, distance does not fade friendship. For a promise-"Goodbye!" , we decided to get together again, talk about memories, find xxx, talk about hordes, find xxx, talk about novelty, find xxx, talk about endless, find xxx, talk about happiness, find xxx, talk about fun, find xxx, talk about blind date, find xxx, talk about memories, find xxx, talk about eating, find xxx, talk about * *, find xxx.

I. Aims and purposes:

The rare fate has made our rare friendship, and the unforgettable party will also become our unforgettable memories. All the activities of this party are based on "enhancing friendship and deepening exchanges; Only drink right, don't get drunk, only drink well, don't drink down "for the purpose;" Enhance mutual understanding and make friendship deeper and longer; Improve contact information and establish a contact system.

2. Meeting time: xxxx year 10.210 (Saturday, August 25th of the lunar calendar).

3. Meeting place: xx, China (specific place to be determined)

(1). Classmate's 30-year-old classic sentence (2). 50 humorous phrases (3) of classmates' 30-year-old party speech. Classmate 30-year-old selected short sentences (4). Model essay on the most creative activity scheme of classmates' reunion in senior high school (2) (5). Model essay on the planning of university reunion activities (3) (6) (3) (7). 50 classic sentences about the reunion of old classmates (8). There are 10 humorous sentences about 20-year reunion (9). The complete works about the reunion in 20 years (10). How to write the invitation letter for the 20-year reunion (3)

Four, alumni association funds:

1, following the principles of "AA system" and "more refunds and less supplements";

2. Use: make classmates' address books, group photos, souvenirs, party meals (2 meals), karaoke songs, etc.

3. Standard: tentative 120 yuan/person (with family members).

Verb (verb's abbreviation) specific procedures and processes:

(1), 9: 00 am-10: 30 am, meet at the gate of xx No.1 Middle School;

Arrangement: Go back to my alma mater again and visit the new building in No.1 Middle School; Record telephone numbers and make an address book; used when a series is over

(2) Take the bus to Nanhu Park from10: 30 to 17: 00. Drink tea, barbecue and take photos. (I hope that students with cars will refuel and those with cameras will charge. ) ;