Looking for text messages that can impress girls

Lesson 1:

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If the girl agrees, the place she is looking for is a relatively quiet bar. Don't go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from the date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

2. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

Let her know you are a humorous person

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

< p>Good morning! The early bird catches the worm, how many have you caught today?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, I’m full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes are about to fall when I see you dressed so beautifully today. ~! ~...

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Ridicule and ridicule: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a weird pig." From then on, I called you "a weird pig", and finally one day you couldn't stand it anymore , shouted to me in public: "I'm not a pig."

5. Hinted trick: Listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! It's you I've been looking for all along! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! (Damn fly, I’ll slap you to death!)

I only sent part of it, and it’s hard to send the rest. 6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things that you usually don’t dare to say in person, girls. Well, they all like sweet words and care about others: If one day, you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing turns into a blue star Little by little, shine in the morning light, shine in the sunset, shine in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: Miss you, b: Miss you very much, c: Miss you very much, d: I can’t miss you, e: All of the above

Lesson 5:

< p>This lesson is about the quantity and quality of text messages:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don’t like boys whose mother-in-law is a mother-in-law

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your own thinking and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, so I indulge myself.

After a series of violent text message attacks, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two, she will wonder why she didn’t send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough text message care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so annoyed. Girls are easiest to help when they need it most." Chasing success, encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other; in fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you, happy Every day.

You must stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will fight with you. I hope to see a strong me, and I hope to see a strong you! !

Call her after texting, this is a must.

Lesson 6: Pay attention to the weather and send a message every day: < /p>

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. xx asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to put on an extra layer of clothes (xx, it’s you)