Satire love rat's profound short sentences

1. I'm not interested in you at all. Even at first glance, I think the pencil used in the college entrance examination is your property, right? (The pencil for the college entrance examination is 2B) Your mother lost someone when she gave birth to you, and brought the placenta home! You are sick, either Ai Chu or Hua Chu. You are beautiful, but a little ugly. You wear thin clothes, but you just look a little fat.

Your parents should really take this 10 minute to go for a walk ... You laugh at me for being different from you, and I laugh at you all for being the same. You're not Huang Rong, you're just a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250. I'm not interested in you at all, even if I read it, I'll feel turned upside down. Are college entrance examination pencils your property? (The pencil for the college entrance examination is 2B) Your mother lost someone when she gave birth to you, and brought the placenta home! You are sick, either Ai Chu or Hua Chu. You are beautiful, but a little ugly. You wear thin clothes, but you just look a little fat.

Your parents should really take this 10 minute to go for a walk ... You laugh at me for being different from you, and I laugh at you all for being the same. You're not Huang Rong, you're just a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250. If you scold love rat, you walk in the Jianghu, so the Jianghu is polluted by you.

Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society? What are you pretending? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees. What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

Don't say I ignore you. I didn't even look you in the eye. When treating you as a human being, try to be as humane as possible.

Your mother VS your father Mars to Venus and then to Saturn. This is called love through time and space. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo. You want an insect to go to the brain, but you can't. Didn't the kindergarten teacher teach you to use your back when defecating? Spit shit all day, and cows will not dare to shit in the future. First sum your blood system from 1 to 18, and then give a moral proposition about this result.

You have two holes in your face for breathing, right? Do you think I can't feel that you are a treated woman because you say you are a virgin? With your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of an ATM bank.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. Why have you lost weight recently? If someone answers yes, you can say no wonder. My head has shrunk. If someone answers no, you can say no wonder. My head is flooded. ).

If you scold love rat, the more poisonous the better. I am not interested in you. Even if I read it, I will think that the pencil for the college entrance examination is your property, right? (The pencil for the college entrance examination is 2B) Your mother lost someone when she gave birth to you, and brought the placenta home! You are sick, either Ai Chu or Hua Chu. You are beautiful, but a little ugly. You wear thin clothes, but you just look a little fat.

Your parents should really take this 10 minute to go for a walk ... You laugh at me for being different from you, and I laugh at you all for being the same. You're not Huang Rong, you're just a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250. If you scold love rat, you walk in the Jianghu, so the Jianghu is polluted by you.

Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society? What are you pretending? Oh, oh, so you are a neighborhood committee for African black refugees. What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

Don't say I ignore you. I didn't even look you in the eye. When treating you as a human being, try to be as humane as possible.

Your mother VS your father Mars to Venus and then to Saturn. This is called love through time and space. You are not fat at all, but there is a little blank in the photo. You want an insect to go to the brain, but you can't. Didn't the kindergarten teacher teach you to use your back when defecating? Spit shit all day, and cows will not dare to shit in the future. First sum your blood system from 1 to 18, and then give a moral proposition about this result.

You have two holes in your face for breathing, right? Do you think I can't feel that you are a treated woman because you say you are a virgin? With your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of an ATM bank.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. Why have you lost weight recently? If someone answers yes, you can say no wonder your head has shrunk. If someone answers no, you can say no wonder you are out of your mind.

3. Scold the old sentences of love rat who likes to corrupt others.

If I hadn't stayed and fucked you,

Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap.

There must be no less than two or three sentences.

Angry is that those who take a nap, not only me,

What's the point?

It's wrong that I haven't lost my mind.

What can you do?

If you are really capable,

Why are more than half of the students involved?

Six out of ten people hate you,

Are you okay?

Its number can be seen.

Let bygones be bygones,

What happened today is abhorrent,

This makes me very angry.

Mother is sincere, but mother is not happy.