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A "most novel" article!

I)

"Poison."

- "?"

"Poison."

-"What?"

"You."

(2)

It rained too hard, so I picked up my umbrella, threw it away, and moved to the empty platform to continue waiting for the bus. I don't know how long it took. I took out my mobile phone and looked at the time. The water droplets dripping from my hair quickly blurred the screen. I lifted my wrist and wiped it, showing 22: 40. Plus the two hours I stood in the rain before, I have been waiting for two hours and forty minutes.

Two hours and forty minutes passed, and ray still didn't come.

The last bus stopped in front of us, shaking the wiper "beep-". The new Xi clenched the photo wrapped in a stack of newspapers in her hand and finally took a look at the end of the empty street. Finally, she threw them into her schoolbag in frustration and carried the wet trouser legs into the car door.

(3)

"Facial paralysis? ! "Wei Yuan turned into the door of the dessert shop, saw the new Xi collapsed on the sofa not far away, and I was so angry that I went over and gave him a leg lift. Xin Ximu's face and eyes are empty, her feet are on the edge of the table and her head is on the sofa. Biting the milk tea straw disapprovingly.

"I heard that Superman likes to wait for his lover for three hours on a rainy night."

"Where. There are still twenty minutes to go. "

"You are so cheap."

"Not bad."

Wei Yuan saw a mess of photos on the table. Some have been wet and rolled up by the rain, and even if they are dry, they have swollen dark rain stains. Pick up two close at hand, one is dizzy and colorful, clouds fill the picture, as if to attend a light and shadow feast; The other is a gray day coming in through the window. The rain on the window is dense and clearly visible, as if you could hear a scratching sound. Turn it over, there is simple handwriting written by black ink pen. "In 2007,165438+1October 7. Qing Qing, your 360-degree turn on the basketball court in physical education class is really handsome. " "May 2, 2008. Rainstorm. The sky is a broken water pipe. " Looking around, all the photos record the sky in all kinds of weather.

"Don't tell me these inspirations, they come from that movie that Takeshi Kaneshiro played a long time ago."

"Yes."

"All for Ray Yan Guang?"

"Ah."

"This is ... quite romantic." Wei Yuan raised his eyebrows, leaned over and reached for the distant photos, hoping to enjoy them with great interest.

"Don't look, it's disgusting." New Xi jumped up with a frown, suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the photos in his hand, lowered his head, waved his arms rudely, gathered the photos on the table into a hill, and prepared to pour them into his schoolbag.

"Oh, no, it's all wet. Let it dry. I won't watch it. "

Wei Yuan pulled her arm to stop it. "Who ~ I said you shouldn't listen. When a man meets the woman he loves, even if the other person doesn't say no, he will never stand still." That guy's attitude froze like that. We'll shoot at another camp. Stop fooling around. "See XinXiTeng sat up and casually walked in the direction of the bathroom. Wei Yuan raised his voice and said, "What's the purpose of picking a bunker that is difficult to attack? Is it to create some hardships for yourself and forge yourself? "

"Fuck you."

"Why are you not gentle to me! Why only scold me! "

Xin endured and endured, turned and tore off the watermelon red flip-flops on her feet, aiming at Wei Yuan's forehead.

In that movie, all the actors' hairstyles and costumes now look out of date, even the pictures are old warm yellow. Takeshi Kaneshiro, a young man, smokes on the roof every day and occasionally plays a chord or two on his guitar. Pick up the camera at hand at any time to cover your eyes and freeze the sky in front of you. Decades later, everyone is old at the ends of the earth. When the heroine opened this stack of photos on the plane and saw the words "This is the sky when I miss you", she finally burst into tears.

The girl plot of information expanded rapidly and decided to follow suit.

Sometimes it is sunny, sometimes it is cloudy. From that day on, she took a picture of the sky every day and planned to show it to Ray on the day of confession.

But he didn't come. More than a year's efforts turned into a mess.

(4)

Wei Yuan and Xin are very good friends, although most of them cooperate verbally. But if you can find a talkative and easy-going person in this world, it definitely needs tacit understanding and fate. In addition, there is a class in primary school, a class next to junior high school, and a high school in the same school. Such a small probability of things, unplanned one after another, two people naturally became one of their own. Wei Yuan is a cheerful and virtuous boy, who smiles to show his little tiger teeth. Objectively speaking, he is very popular. But Xin's mind is full of his nose when he was in primary school, so the so-called love spark is absolutely impossible to erase. Fortunately, Wei Yuan made a girlfriend later, and gradually calmed the pressure of public opinion on these two people.

The new Xi is tall and thin, with fair skin and delicate facial features. Her short hair makes her look neat and dashing. She is the representative of the Chinese class in the liberal arts class (3) and Lei is the representative of the physics class in the science class (19)-two people who can't touch anything. For two weeks in a row, they were chosen by the grade to help the propaganda teacher, which is the only reason why they met.

As for ray, he looks passable, but he is by no means the type with unlimited scenery on the road. Nose is better than eyes, chin is better than mouth. I usually go with the boys in my class, and when I say goodbye, I will pat each other on the shoulder vigorously and casually. Only physics is good in all subjects, and everything else is on the edge of the passing line. A lot of leisure time is spent on game training, just like other boys. I don't know how to tell humor, please girls, lack the potential of wisdom and silence, and I'm not the kind of attractive person with a vicious tongue and a dark belly. Maintain a happy relationship with most girls in the class, and have an ordinary character that can no longer be ordinary. The girl I like is said to be a junior high school classmate.

Yes, he doesn't like himself.

Even so, Xin's infatuation with Lei can't climb all the way. Especially after expressing one's mind, with the silence and indifference of the other party, this enthusiasm intensified and rose to the point where it can be described by the word "I can't stop". Many people don't understand why.

Like is like, where there are so many why.

As soon as Cynthia stepped into the study room of the library, she saw the back of Lei's self-study. His beautiful bones, propping up a soft cotton and white plaid shirt, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows and his hair was messy. It's late summer and early autumn, and the window on the left hand side is a large leaf blown by the wind. The big glass window reflects the clear sunshine, giving him a bright line of half the outline of his body, and his thin body can't stop a large spread of books.

He looks charming in a serious posture, so don't look up.

It's nap time now, and there are almost no people in the study room of the huge library. She walked over carefully, the cat bent over her waist and tried not to make a sound. Move to the position next to the boy, gently pull out the chair and sit down quietly. Bow your head and take out books and notebooks from your schoolbag.

"Hello, Bai" Xin greeted in a low voice, trying to create a relaxed and humorous atmosphere.

"... yeah. "The boy turned his head in confusion.

"Compared with the stuffy classroom, the air conditioning in the library is really attractive."

"Right?" The boy just smiled and didn't look up again. The pen in my hand didn't stop, and the calculation paper in front of me was full of formulas.

"... do you have an exam? "Xin Xi glanced at.

"Physical examination."

"When is your birthday?"

"What?" These sudden questions puzzled the boys.

"I heard it was autumn. What's the date? "

"I don't know."

"Don't you want to tell me?" The new Xi raised her eyebrows, and the repressed nerve line in her heart was violently pulled.

"I really don't know, I only know that it is the lunar calendar." Boys don't seem to have learned this at all. "Besides, there is nothing to remember about birthdays."

"God ..." Xin Xi felt incredible. How can children nowadays not know their birthdays? "You didn't pick it up, did you?"

"... you are. "Ray's clumsy mouth can't draw a beautiful and witty answer.

"Come on, come here." Cynthia tugged at the boy's cuff and went straight to the old periodical reading room.

"Hey, why," the boy reluctantly stood up, "I'm doing half of that subject ..."

The silver-gray painted bookshelf in front of us is neatly coded with People's Daily, a red hard-shell cover bound by years. The new Xi bowed, narrowed his eyes and looked at it carefully. His fingers crossed the golden big year font on the book.

"I asked what are you doing?" LeiGuangYan aside, low eyes looking at the girl.

"I have." He happily took out a book and spread it out in front of them. "What's the date of your lunar calendar?"

"... I'll ask my mother. "He took out a cellular phone, turned around and made a short phone call in a low voice.

"September 26th of the lunar calendar." Turn around and tell sheen.

"Aha ~" She turned the pages with her fingers. Those yellow hard papers, full of the damp smell of time, make a gurgling sound when turning. "Look, it's 165438+ 10/2." "Remember,1990165438+1October 12, Ray, you were born on this day." The new Xi turned his head seriously and stressed happily in the eyes of the boys around him.

"Oh." The other party nodded his head.

"It was a sunny day."

"In that season, the weather was fine most of the time."

"It was Sun Yat-sen's birthday!"

"... oh, really "

"On that day, China Children's Fund announced that it would give each of the 10,000 literate young gentlemen a set of young hero series!"

"Please, I'm going back to do my homework." The boy smiled helplessly and turned to leave.

"Well," she didn't have time to stop each other's footsteps and realized her boredom. The new Xi has a thick red book in his hand. After a short silence, she looked up and murmured, "Ray Yan Guang, why didn't you come that day?"

"Come on, it's embarrassing." The boy stopped, frowned, and then strode on.

1990165438+10/2.

On any other day of this season, the weather is sunny and it will turn cloudy at night.

Temperature 10~ 17 degrees Celsius. The northerly wind, the wind is 4~5.

Sun Yat-sen's birthday anniversary; China Children's Fund announced the launch of literacy incentive activities; The Detailed Rules for the Implementation of People's Republic of China (PRC) Postal Law was promulgated; Ningbo Abbott Life Science and Technology Co., Ltd. was officially put into production, which opened the first page of enzyme diagnostic reagent production in China.

Maybe there will be a plane crash this day. Small-scale political and religious conflicts have taken place in some countries in the world. This day is no different from any other day.

However, how can there be no difference?

You were born on this day. For trillions of years, it's not just any day, not yesterday, not the day before yesterday, but this only day. For me, any current events, political news, disasters and conflicts that happened on this day were painted with a strong color because of your birth. I can meet you one day in ten years. In your opinion, it is not worth mentioning, but for me, the use of such words is absolutely intolerable "..." I don't remember ","it seems to be ... "and" it doesn't matter much. "

I want to know everything about you more accurately than anyone else.

The thunder around me continued to bury his head in calculus, and the bitterness in his new heart was boiled, risking the bubble of one's voice.

(5)

"Did you see the MMS?"

"A grass?"

"It's raining today. I came along the path behind the school. Accidentally bumped into a four-leaf clover. How lucky ~ "

"Thousands of clover, one or two of which mutated into four leaves. What is the difference between this probability and the nature of deformed babies? "

"……"

"What's there to be happy about? Girls are so strange. "

(6)

The bell rang for nearly an hour, and the head teacher was still spitting on the platform.

Xin Xi rubbed his eyes and turned to look out of the window. Last semester, nearly ten girls in the class interacted with boys in other classes. The head teacher has the habit of dragging classes after school every day, ranging from 20 minutes to more than an hour. Besides talking about papers, I will also talk a lot about class discipline. Whenever school is over, there is always a row of boys outside the classroom, waiting bored for their girlfriends to go home together. I don't know if the class teacher is intentional or unintentional. In short, by this semester, these nearly ten couples have almost separated. Looking at the empty corridor outside the window now, it's funny to think about it.

"Well, well, that's what I want to say. I hope the students will pay attention to it ... "As soon as the head teacher's suggestive concluding remarks came out, there was a faint harmonious boo in the class, which made them fidget. The new Xi packed her schoolbag and walked out of the classroom with her neck twisted.

Walking to the bicycle shed, I saw the restless figure of the Committee member.

"What a man who doesn't understand amorous feelings." There is a football at the foot of Wei Yuan, circling around the new Xi. I was filled with emotion when she talked about the library.

"Why did he resist me so much?" The new Xi pushed the car weakly, and the shoulder strap of the schoolbag hung down in frustration.

In fact, when Ray didn't express his ideas earlier, the relationship between them was very harmonious. We often study together in the library. At that time, she helped him fill in the blanks with poems, and he was doing Chinese reading exercises painfully. Occasionally, girls can't help but say, "I really want to take the exam for you." In return, the other party will wittily conjure up a few mint-flavored sweets with a grateful expression. Pocket magic similar to Doraemon. A small piece of bare skin on the neck is white, and clean lines are hidden in the neckline of the T-shirt, which rises and falls with laughter. Once, when I was doing English practice, I took his electronic dictionary to use. I still firmly remembered the boot greeting-"Every day is a rock day!" " " .

I really want to put him in my pocket and feel very happy walking around.

But all this was a long time ago. Since Ray knew that he liked him, the relationship has gone from bad to worse. The incomprehensible amorous feelings have become a huge gap, and large pieces of embarrassment are as ubiquitous as bruises on the injured.

"Good news! Call 12582, you only need to spend 1 yuan a month to ask' agricultural experts' to guide farming and raising livestock, and the harvest is easier! " Wei Yuan took out his mobile phone and read it to the screen emotionally.

"What what!" Xin Xi became angry from embarrassment.

"Well, I received a message from the information desk today." I put my mobile phone in my pocket again. "I actually put my uncle in the farmer's area. Fuck!" Wei Yuan looked up and saw that the new Xi was still a disgruntled woman. He stopped at his feet, bent down to pick up the ball and threw it into the front basket of her bike. He continued, "He had a heart attack this morning. I heard it was his junior high school classmate. The cute kind. Laughing is natural and harmless. There is no comparison at all. "

"Why do all men have such good taste!" The new Xi kicked the steering wheel. "I want to go to the assembly line to produce all these women and meet the needs of all men!" "

"Calm down ... I heard that that girl is now in * Middle School, which is quite far from our school." Wei Yuanyang raised his eyebrows. "Feelings always lose time! True love is better than losing to distance! What kind of threat is this? Believe it! "

"You are such a gossip," Xin was quite happy. "By the way, where's your girlfriend? Why don't you stay with her and come to see me sometime? "

"I have a question," Wei Yuan solemnly picked up his elbow. "She had a boyfriend before, and now she has many gifts from him. What necklaces, hairpins, backpacks, I get tired of looking at them. I really want her to throw it all away. Do you think I am narrow-minded and unmanly? "

"Is her ex-boyfriend in a science class (1 1)?"

"Exactly."

"You are also using someone else's ex-girlfriend, really ~"

"... you deserve it. Nobody wants it. "

Ray is indifferent to himself because he likes junior high school students in his heart, not because he hates himself. On the contrary, all his previous relationships show that he actually has a very good impression of himself. As for "junior high school classmate"-a person who lives far away and has never met, what is the threat? So, no matter how cold he is, don't be discouraged. Only by persistence can a loyal wife have a bright future. The new Xi said to himself.

I often text him to tell jokes. It doesn't matter if I don't reply, as long as he sees them.

Go to the library for self-study and take the initiative to pick his left and right positions. It doesn't matter if you don't talk, just sit quietly beside him.

Bring him breakfast every morning, and it doesn't matter if the class boos. Anyway, everyone knows.

When you see a beautiful plaid shirt, a belt that matches him, and a book or record that he might like, buy it for him. Save if you don't have enough money, and it doesn't matter if you are full and hungry again.

It is meaningless to send him a message saying good night every night. Never mind, let him become a habit.

I began to dress myself up, and the subtle changes in hairstyles and bangs in fashion magazines gradually became known. I also stored some decent clothes and told my mother not to burn greasy braised pork, which would lead to skin deformation and deterioration.

It is not easy to realize a whole set, and occasionally I wonder if it makes sense. But the new Xi turned around and encouraged himself to stick to it. Tell yourself, in fact, doing these, are quite happy.

Although ray said helplessly, "actually, this, uh, is really unnecessary," he reached out and stuffed the gift back into his hand and hurried away. Even though his face is often troubled and he can't bear to hurt himself, he has an embarrassed expression; Even if the number of words in the SMS reply gradually decreases, there will be a final silence. Every time, Xin Xi's wronged tears are almost unbearable, but she still tells herself, well, it's actually quite happy.

(7)

In the blink of an eye, it is winter, and the thick moisture casts an ambiguous fog on the classroom windows. Everyone's face is a sleepy expression, as if the whole world has slowed down.

This winter is of special significance to Xin, because she met a legendary rival in love.

* At the college entrance examination exchange meeting between middle school and our school, both sides sent representatives of students and teachers to give speeches. Senior three students filled the lecture hall, and the leaders were in high spirits in front of the stage. As a student cadre, Xin was sent to maintain on-site discipline with other class cadres. Halfway through the exchange meeting, many students complained that "I might as well do more homework in class", and more people already dozed off. She stood on the edge of the platform, bored to pull the yellow rope of the work permit around her neck. Through several people, I saw the profile of Ray.

He looked sideways at the student seat under the podium, motionless. There sat a group of student representatives from * Middle School. Xin Xi looked down at him, and the water in his heart quietly condensed.

A girl with bright eyes, with shoulder-length black hair shining with healthy colors. The little man sat quietly in his position and didn't speak. People next to you occasionally turn their heads. She answered with a smile, her eyes narrowed into a curved crescent, and her nose wrinkled, which was very cute. The vague concept of "his junior high school classmate" shows the exact and abrupt truth at the bottom.

Looking up at Lei Guangyan, his eyes were slanting and he made no secret of gentleness.

The yellow rope around Xin Xi's neck was broken by her nails.

After the exchange meeting, representatives of teachers and students from * Middle School left one after another. The girl and her female companion walked past Ray talking and laughing. Less than half a meter away, he didn't even dare to lift his head, always pretending to look around casually. After everyone left, the student cadres stayed to clean up the scene. Xinxi wandered sideways between rickety chairs, hesitating to move slowly to the side of Lei Guangyan. Glanced at his busy figure out of the corner of his eye. Zhang opened his mouth and still didn't say a word.

Walking out of the conference hall, I found that it was snowing heavily. The oncoming cold wind made the new Xi shrink his neck and put his hand into his school uniform pocket. Seeing that Ray was a few steps ahead, he quickened his pace to catch up.

"It's snowing." Wave away all the depression and end with a smiling face.

"hmm." The boy shrugged his shoulders.

"I learned a text in primary school, remember?" Xin Xi tried to make his voice sound cheerful and read aloud: "It's snowing, and a group of little painters came in the snow." Already half a step ahead of the boys, just turn around and walk back step by step. "Chickens draw bamboo leaves, puppies draw plum blossoms, ducklings draw maple leaves, ponies draw ..." Suddenly forgot the following, frowning and asking boys for help. "

"I don't know", the quick answer means that I am too lazy to think, and I feel that I seem to be a little reckless and turn around. "... too long, I don't remember. "

"Do you know anyone from middle school?" Turn around again, the pace is still the same.

"Oh, there is one, a junior high school classmate." Seeing that Xin Xi was silent and didn't take the following words, he added, "Junior high school has a good relationship."

"Do you like her that much?"

"Huh?" The girl's absent-minded question made Ray turn his head nervously.

The so-called "junior high school classmates" and "good relations" should be painstakingly brewed for a long time in the bottom of my heart before I can pretend to say it in a nonchalant tone and deliberately emphasize this fake strangeness.

"She has a boyfriend", and seeing that both sides know it well, the boy feels that it is harmless to disclose it. "... the memories of junior high school are so beautiful that teachers miss her. "Always clumsy, spit out can express emotions but very inappropriate acid.

"Do you hate me that much?"

The other party already has a boyfriend. Then you wouldn't be so bloody to expect her to break up with you again.

Xin Xi suddenly stopped. The boy didn't respond, and then he quickly backed off.

"... all say no ..." Boys can't help it.

"What don't I like about you?"

What I don't like about you is that you give in again and again and run away almost at any time.

"It's none of your business, it's all my own problem. I lost contact with her early in the morning, but I can't forget her. " She pursed her lips and assumed a rare serious expression. "In fact, I really like to get along with Xin Xi, but I hope it is a happy friend relationship rather than a lover relationship. I told you before, don't waste your time on things that have no results. "

The lampshade of the street lamp gathers warm orange light in the dark night, and snowflakes float gently.

"She always said that she couldn't forget the past. She has a boyfriend and ignores you at all. "

"Hello." Being publicly exposed, ray is a little disgusted.

"How enjoyable is refusal?" So you can completely ignore my feelings and be sarcastic again and again, as if you were addicted.

"Every time I text you and call you, how hurtful is it to be so cold? ! "Cheer up every day, and smile the happiest when facing you. You can't sit quietly and cleverly like her, smiling and not knowing the accident, and hate her for getting your love so easily.

"You didn't see what I did and said. How hurtful is it? ! "The new Xi tried to hold back her tears and looked back at her neck. The grievances in my heart are like a small bucket under the eaves on rainy days, which is full of water and spews out at any time.

The students passing by looked at the two people on the roadside curiously, and some of them had stood by and looked at them blatantly, showing interesting watching expressions. Facing the stubborn girl with her head down, she grabbed her messy hair in annoyance. Looking around, I was embarrassed for fear of bumping into my familiar classmates.

What is memory? You cling to it and ignore the present. I don't want to be included in the next round of memories, and I don't want to be mentioned as memories in the future. I lowered my posture to the dust and put all my joys and sorrows on you alone, and you just ruined all my enthusiasm.

"I am so vivid, I am in front of you, why don't you cherish me? ! ! "

Emotion out of control to the extreme, voice completely out of control but completely unaware of it. Grievances, accompanied by tears and decibel sounds, flooded the coastline like a tide, cracked and swept the whole coast.

Quickly became the focus, the crowd booed one after another, and the boys in front of them were completely at a loss.

(8)

If at this time, there is a bucket of cold water pouring down from the head.

(9)

"Tell you a cold joke. One day A asked B, Do you love me? B says "no"

"That's it?"

"A asked again, will you love me for a day? B I don't know. A asked, how about an hour? B I don't know. A asked, one minute? B said, "No."

"What are you trying to say?"

"A asked, what about the second one?"

"……"

"B said, one, two, three, love is over."

( 10)

"Last week's English exam was so fucking hard," Wei Yuan patted Xin Xi on the back of the head in annoyance and reached out and handed him a hot sweet potato. "Come on, eat."

Xinxi hands took it. Because of my hot hands, I shivered from left to right and then back.

"'new Xi, new Xi', these two words together look like' hard work'," the boy sneered ... no wonder it's so bitter. It's a shame to say that you are, and the whole school knows it, but I don't think ... "I realized that I had brought up a topic I shouldn't have mentioned, so I quickly stopped.

Silence almost froze the air.

"You keep walking, I step on your heel, and you lose!" I don't know what to say at the moment. Wei Yuan thought of an imbecile's game and jumped around behind her. Step on it, and in an instant the other person's steps will be lifted. Step empty, step empty again. Left, right, left and right seem to be intertwined forever.

"If he likes you, your little finger picking your nose is cute. If I don't like you, it's no use. " The new Xi began to gently tear off a small piece of sweet potato skin, which was a little cold, and muttered to herself. If persistence is useful, if efforts are useful, if persistence is useful.

"The so-called brave, to put it mildly, is optimistic and strong, but it is as good as shameless. Well, I'm shameless. "

When people are in love, they always turn a blind eye and seal their throats, so there is no reason to speak of it. The most unbelievable thing in the past was the nonsense of "keeping a person in your heart". If you just silently treasure it, then all your humbleness and efforts will be in vain. Why should we whitewash our feelings firmly and steadily, and why should we foolishly safeguard the so-called superficial freedom? Like him, I can't wait to stand on the top of the world and shout loudly to let the whole world know. Unfortunately, he didn't even bother to look at it, as if it had nothing to do with him.

"If you approach someone very carefully, will you be happy in the end?" Bowed his head and took a bite of hot sweet potato. Xin Xi simply stepped forward and ignored the idiot behind him. He has been standing on the gas, but now he seems to be very involved and said nothing.

"It's hard, isn't it?" Well-intentioned, it will only bring him round after round of trouble, because he can't respond accordingly. Instead, it gradually became a burden on his heart. As soon as he saw you, he couldn't wait to hide in the sky. But I have the heart to blame him.

It's only human instinct to avoid the burden.

He is just a young man, inexperienced and lacking in paragraphs. He didn't know how to deal with this emotional problem properly, so he had to hide and hide rudely, completely unaware that this way would cause harm to the other party.

"Then, forgive him." Xin Xi took a deep breath and spit it out, like unloading a heavy burden, with a light tone. At this time, the heel was severely trampled and the shoes almost fell off. The back of the head hit the shoulder of the boy behind him, and one stumbled and almost fell.

I was about to twist my head to get angry, but I was gently surrounded by my arms slowly stretching out from behind. The opponent's chin pressed hard on the top of his head, warm as a tide. Suddenly sank to the bottom of the deep sea.

( 1 1)

"Why does Altman nod every time he finishes fighting monsters?"

"obsessive modeling?"

"Sign the audience to which channel?"

"signal the director to crack?"

"Look down and see if there are any explosive devices?"

"Is this an open question?"

"Sort of," Xin Xi moved his stiff shoulder, "but ... can you consider taking your hand away?"

"... uh, ah. "Wei Yuan hurriedly straightened up, pulled away from the girl, put your hands away and rubbed them embarrassedly.

"No matter how nobody wants it, I can't make do with you." The girl smiled naughtily, opened her five fingers and patted her face like a fly swatter.

"I can't help but comfort you, can I?" The boy shrugged his shoulders and strode forward awkwardly.

"All right," smiled and kicked the ass of the person in front. "Please treat me to noodles with mushroom and fish balls."

( 12)

Kiss a frog, it hasn't become a prince yet, so wait for another kiss.

Don't be sick until the prince appears.