Two junior high school students want to talk about cross talk

Mobile Phone Troubles

Both A and B said in unison: Good evening, everyone.

A: Ah, you look good today. Is there anything good going on?

B: Haha, you also discovered it?

A: I knew it by the smile on your face as soon as you arrived.

B: Really? hehe.

A: Hey, stop laughing now, what is going on?

B: I picked up something on the playground yesterday.

A: I picked up a treasure on the ground and I couldn’t get it. What is it?

B: It’s something related to hands.

A: Oh, no need to ask, I picked up a pair of gloves.

B: Why did you pick up gloves?

A: Are those two?

B: (glaring) I picked up two gloves and laughed like this? Am I an idiot? (pause for a second) It’s powered by batteries!

A: Oh, I told you earlier, is it a battery-powered flashlight?

B: (glaring hard) Are the two nerves in your brain reversed? I picked up a flashlight and laughed like this?

A: Oh, it’s not a flashlight? What is that?

B: It’s a mobile phone! You know, cell phone! !

A: Oh, it turns out to be a mobile phone? Haha (laughing).

B: Look, everyone, this is definitely an anti-neuropath! I have never seen a mobile phone in my life, and when I think of batteries, I can only think of flashlights!

A: You found the mobile phone and sent it!

B: Needless to say, it’s very profitable. It has a color screen and can send MMS messages. It’s brand new!

A: Wow, you are so lucky!

B: Needless to say, after I picked up the phone, I put it in her pocket when no one was around, and walked away without looking back!

A: You are so cruel!

B: Is that also called ruthlessness? The more ruthless ones are yet to come!

A: Is there anything more ruthless?

B: After I took it, I unplugged the battery of her mobile phone. Do you know what the effect will be?

A: What effect will it have?

B: This voice will appear when you make a call: (Imitate) Sorry, the number you dialed is outside the service range, please call again later!

A: Haha, there is such an effect, it’s quite cruel!

B: This is nothing, I also used her card to send text messages and used up all the money on her card.

A: High, really high!

B: She also sent a text message asking me if I had taken her mobile phone.

A: What should I do? People are sending text messages. What should I do?

B: Does she know who I am?

A: I don’t know.

B: That’s okay. I send her text messages every day, which makes her mad!

A: Oh, you still post every day. What kind of content do you post?

B: Take a look, are you getting anti-neuropathies again?

A: What connects the anti-nerve?

B: That’s not a reaction. Can the content of the text message be revealed?

A: Why can’t you say it?

B: Did you wear it as soon as you said no?

A: What does it matter? Anyway, she doesn’t know that you stole it. Do you want to know? Give her a round of applause and let her read it out.

B: You see, this person has a nerve. Well, read it. She doesn’t know it anyway.

A: That’s right, what text message did you send her first?

B: I sent her a text message like this: "How are you feeling now? Do you still have a smile on your face?"

A: That's okay. Can there be a smile?

B: "The last thing I want to say to you is, I wish you peace! Oh! I wish you peace!"

A: Hey, you've done a lot of damage!

B: How about it? It’s poetic and picturesque! A: How would the other party answer?

B: "The same tears and the same pain, we keep the suffering in the past in our hearts, the same blood and the same pain, there are still dreams in the future and we can develop them together!" Give it back to me.

A: Oh, the other person is Chinese and has dreams.

B: She has a dream, but I made her dream shattered!

A: How do you reply to her?

B: "If you really need a reason, ten thousand is not enough. I knew you were so attached to this phone that you couldn't let it go." I just won't give it to you. !

A: Oh? Ten thousand reasons? How does the other party respond?

B: "The wounds that I don’t want you to see are the wounds I once had without regrets, whether I had enough, whether my dreams were good enough, whether I could pursue them, and not admit defeat."

A: Come rain or shine! OK, be determined!

B: It’s useless no matter how determined I am, I just won’t give it back to her, leaving her alone and sleepless!

A: Then she is definitely sleepless! B: I want her to forget about food and drink. She also dreams about her mobile phone when sleeping and dreaming. I want her to dream that her mobile phone has legs. She runs hard and chases after her. Even if she chases her to death, she can’t catch her. I let her Do exercise every night when you dream! Ha ha!

A: Dreaming about this mobile phone every night will definitely make you exhausted!

B: I want to play her until she is exhausted.

A: How do you play with her?

B: I want to ask her to meet at Supermarket Plaza, in front of the big TV.

A: Oh? Did you ask her to meet? Did you go?

B: Of course she didn’t go. I asked her to stand in front of the TV and watch TV. Waiting for me to show up, I asked her to wait for the changing stone to turn into a statue. It added a beautiful scenery to the Grand Plaza. Students in Zhengda Square will know that there is a statue in front of the TV, and its name is: Waiting for your return! Waiting for your return!

A: Oh, you asked her to go, but you didn’t go yourself, so you asked her to turn into a stone?

B: Yes, I wonder if she went that night?

A: Go, of course, I went without eating. I went and waited for more than 3 hours, and then I was driven away by a beggar. The beggar said: Don’t take my territory, go somewhere else. Where to go!

B: Ouch, you are really stupid, and you want to fight for territory with a beggar! hehe!

A: Yes, is the phone you picked up red?

B: Yes, it’s so red, as red as the sun!

A: Is there a mobile phone chain on the mobile phone?

B: There is a mobile phone chain, and that mobile phone chain is Crayon Shin-chan!

A: Is that Crayon Shin-chan the one with his pants half off and his big butt exposed?

B: Yes! Why? How do you know so clearly?

A: Do you know whose mobile phone belongs to it?

B: Whose is it?

A: It’s mine!

B: Huh?

A: After talking for a long time, it turned out that you were the one who stole my phone. You are such a bad person. Seeing how honest you are, I never thought you could be so cunning! You still use my mobile phone to send text messages every day. I finally borrowed a mobile phone to text you. You are still so poetic and picturesque, and you also let me dream every night, so that I can change the stone and add a beautiful scenery to Super Brand Square?

B: (with a look of helplessness). I didn't know it was yours!