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Send a humorous greeting message to your girlfriend in the morning.

Send a humorous greeting message to your girlfriend in the morning.

1, Didi rang the sound of your mobile phone, and my message came: wave to the distance and borrow a dime to greet you.

It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

3. I haven't seen you for many days, and I don't have time to write; The phone is always busy; Sending text messages is simple and convenient; Don't forget my thoughts and wish my friends happiness.

During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl cream and have agate fruits. Be careful!

5, can receive information, indicating that the phone is no problem; Can read information, indicating good health; Can save information, indicating that IQ is good; Being able to forward information means that you are in a good mood; I can giggle secretly, which means my information is ok!

6. Watch the fallen flowers in a dream, taste the fragrant lobster sauce, listen to a young story, feel someone else's diary, report once, pour some water, express your feelings and say hello. Send a message to say hello!

7. I haven't contacted you for a long time Please don't be too sad. I'm worried at home. If I need to talk, I want to ask you to relax and make you happy. You won't be unhappy, and you know what I mean.

8. The most painful thing in life is that by the end of the month, the SMS package has not been used up. The most painful thing in life is that the SMS package runs out before the end of the month. So, send a text message in advance to say hello to the lovely one. You!

9. Look left, right and back; Look straight, look sideways, look back. It seems that you are the cutest, I wish you happiness forever! Send a paper of thoughts and convey full blessings, care and sincere friendship.

10. I entrusted a most reliable mosquito to come to you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you. I hope you don't use mosquito-repellent incense and mosquito killer, because that will give you a lot of my "red envelopes"

1 1. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness smile at you forever! Eat jiaozi on New Year's Eve!

12. There are always some things that can't be forgotten, and there are always some people around. Meeting is so wonderful, life is so beautiful, work is important, and mood should be adjusted. Texting should be regarded as a kind of happy harassment. Happy new year!

13. Whether it is Sunday or Monday, take more rest after fatigue; Whether it's May Day or June Day. Relatives and friends get together; No matter the fifteenth or the first day, life is as happy as honey; Send the blessing to your mobile phone whether you like it or not!

14. I will remember that we had a good time, and I will protect the puzzle of our memories. Happiness is your gift to me. No matter how cold the world is, the blessings between friends are irresistible spiritual pillars.

15. Send you three chocolates in the New Year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!