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What humorous conversations do you have with extramarital lovers?

1, the sweetest thing is that I'm the first person you call when you wake up, and I'm the last person you talk to before you go to bed. Your world is all me, me, me, me.

I hope to see you again after being displaced. At that time, you were just mature, and I just took off my thorn and learned to be gentle.

I want to write a story for you, either happy or sad, or free and easy. Don't worry, I'll write slowly, slowly, until your temples are gray and you stumble.

It's really lucky to see you close to you across the shoulder. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them.

5. No matter how bad or corrupt the world around you is; Are you both inside and outside; No matter how embarrassed you are when you break down. I will squat down beside you, holding your little hand, waiting for you to get better and grow up with you.

6. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you.

7. I can be nice to you and others, but there are some things I just want to give you and some warm things I just want to do for you. Even if you don't want it, I won't give it to others.

8. I want to catch all my love stories in a bottle, carefully wrap them into candy, and hold them in front of you when I am full. You are every line in my love poem.

9. But I always think you should love me. This is my wild guess. But I always feel that my guess is reasonable, because nothing is an opponent of love, except love.

10 If possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.