Humorous stock information

Zhao Benshan: It's getting harder and harder to get a license, get involved, find a wife, and speculate in stocks. No, the stock I just bought in 48 yuan is locked up. I'm anxious. Go to the stock market today and see if you can sell this stock at a high price. Oh, here we are.

Fan Wei: Oh, isn't this a big scam?

Zhao Benshan: With pleasure. Oh, little guy, wearing a brand-name suit and holding a laptop. What, robbed a bank and made a fortune?

Fan Wei: How can you talk like that? I am speculating in stocks with others, and it is the angel goddess of stocks that has changed my pale fate. Are you here to sell kidnappings or cars?

Zhao Benshan: I changed careers. Good people can't make money now. I also trade stocks.

Fan Wei: You look sad. Did you lose money? Are you a retail investor?

Zhao Benshan: Huh?

Fan Wei: If you laugh, you will cry. Not a banker, but a retail investor.

Zhao Benshan: What are your eyes? Don't you see my true identity?

Fan Wei: What status?

Zhao Benshan: To tell you the truth, I am now the chairman of the fudge group, and my company's stock "China fudge" needs offline subscription. I specially went to the first-line market to inspect it.

Fan Wei: Fool, then fool.

Zhao Benshan: Believe it or not. Have you ever heard of Zhao Million, an ordinary stock god?

Fan Wei: Of course. Why?

Zhao Benshan: Me.

Fan Wei: What? What about you? !

Zhao Benshan: Yes. You don't believe me? Ok, which stock do you want to buy today? Can I know whether this stock is going up or down? Can you believe it?

Fan Wei: I don't believe it. If I buy PetroChina today, I can't lose money.

Zhao Benshan: God, it's over. You are sick.

Fan Wei: I'm not sick. You see, the legs are fine, the head is small, the peripheral nerves are normal, and the intelligent IQ has occupied the highlands.

Zhao Benshan: If you are not sick, buy two. If you are not sick, buy two.

Fan Wei: Just buy it. I'll buy 1000 shares of PetroChina for you today.

Zhao Benshan: You see, you are very ill. Look, look, PetroChina has fallen, right?

Fan Wei: Oh, big brother, why did it fall when it fell?

Zhao Benshan: Do you believe me?

Fan Wei: I, I, I ~ ~ I believe, big brother. What do you think I should do?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry. Ok, I'll give you a primary school math problem first to see if there is anything wrong with your intelligence.

Fan Wei: What do you say, big brother?

Zhao Benshan: Listen to the question. You bought 1 00 shares of China fudge for1yuan. How much will it cost?

Fan Wei: It's so easy. 100 yuan, right?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, let me introduce you to the stock of China fudge first. Our company's total assets are trillion, which belongs to the blue-chip market. It has super growth and obvious monopoly resources. The estimated annual profit growth rate is above 65,438+0,000 [[%]]. The company has countless branches, and there are countless members in the branches. The performance is really impressive. It is the most profitable enterprise in Asia. ...

Fan Wei: Stop it, big brother, and ask questions quickly.

Zhao Benshan: OK, if you successfully subscribe for 1 000 shares with 1 yuan, and the reasonable listing price is 25 yuan, how much will your capital become?

Fan Wei: 250 pounds?

Zhao Benshan: Look, admit it silently. That's 2500 yuan. Even such a simple question is miscalculated, and 250 is still trading stocks? If this continues, there will definitely be a price to pay, and you will be very poor in your later years.

Fan Wei: Oh, big brother, what shall we do?

Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, I have my own way. You said you would buy that stupid oil instead of speculating in good stocks?

Fan Wei: Dude, I'm confused. Then can you untie me?

Zhao Benshan: That's all right. I sold you a kidnapped car a few years ago, which disabled you. But I feel sorry for you. Now I should help you.

Fan Wei: Brother, I will buy 65,438+00,000 shares of China fudge. what do you think?

Zhao Benshan: That won't do. It will take several months for China to apply. So, I'll give you a share of my stock first, even as my compensation.

Fan Wei: Is that all right?

Zhao Benshan: Absolutely dark horse, just now. I know the dealer. I'll raise it tomorrow. Guaranteed profits. 50 yuan per share, buy or not?

Fan Wei: I want to buy it, I want to buy it. (Start online trading)

Fan Wei: Look, brother, I don't have much money. I can't buy your stock. Oh, I'm unlucky.

Zhao Benshan: What laptop? What laptop? Dude, you have to give it to me. I'm worried about you. ...

Fan Wei: Yes, yes, brother, you are absolutely right. If I take computers as an example, at my level of stock trading, I won't need computers in the future.

Zhao Benshan: I want it, but I don't need it. I'm going to donate it to poor areas. Listen to me. After that, I will sell PetroChina and prepare to buy my new shares, understand?

Fan Wei: Yes, yes.

Zhao Benshan: I like to understand people. Learn from me from now on. You see, I had nothing at first, but now I have money. I am a stock god. What are you afraid of?

Fan Wei: (excitedly) Brother, don't say anything, it's the same sentence, fate!

Zhao Benshan: That's all right. I will inform you in time when China is listed. See you later.