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Who can give me some breakup messages?

1 My dog doesn't like you very much, and your cat doesn't like me very much, so don't say anything more, you will understand later. I used to think that it takes a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that it takes more courage to live with you. My sweetheart, I know it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to always run out and scare people.