How to reply humorously to messages that others don't reply?

After reading the humor, the reply is as follows:

1, remember to bring me some local products when you come back from Mars.

2. "I wait once a thousand years, wait once." If the other party continues not to reply, then send another sentence: "After a thousand years, you still don't reply."

3, there is a saying: meat buns hit dogs, and there is no return. Please call me back.

Let me count by hand. You should have been to Chang 'e, and I know the signal on the moon is not good.

5. Do you feel bitter when you eat Rhizoma Coptidis?

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.

7. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

8. I dare not call you if you don't reply to the message.

9. There is a message that I can't look back.

10, what's more sad than waiting for your message is that you are updating the message but don't reply to my message.

1 1, don't reply to my message, but don't let me catch you telling me.

12, why didn't you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you and pressing your hand?

13, is it alcohol paralysis? Or sister's beauty? Is it the obsession of the game or the charming first love?