Who can help me find some funny messages!

1, you work hard for me every day. Even in the face of my harsh words, you still work hard without complaining. Thank you. The weekend is coming. You have a good rest. My alarm clock, I will sleep until I wake up naturally today!

2. The wind is biting, but I love you as always; The moon turned to the stars, but still never left; You are my warm support, and you are the guarantee of my dream. Ah, in winter, I can't live without you-my duvet, I love you!

You have disappeared for too long, and you are the focus of the latest raid. All caring brothers and sisters search your mobile phone, track your telecom and arrest you by Unicom. If you resist, decisively take SMS bombing! Advise you to turn yourself in!

Snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, ice residue is hanging on the green trees, and beautiful shoes show your feet. You turned out to be a fool, drooling at your mobile phone. Hey, you, wipe your sleeves!

It is said that after the Zodiac competition, the mouse became an expert in unlocking, the old cow became a bus driver, the tiger became an expert in food, the rabbit took part in the beauty contest, the animals all got new jobs, and even the pig became a text messenger, and now they are reading text messages.

6. Deep, deep, I'm from Shanghai, I'm from Shanghai, and all my departments have been killed. How many people were killed in your department? Shanghai, Shanghai! I am deep! The whole army was wiped out! The whole army was wiped out! No need to reply! All killed! Nobody answered! This is a recording! This is a recording!

I am in a bad mood today. I send you a short message and want to tell you four words. I quit.

8. When will grapefruit be on the market? Ask your friend about wine. I wonder if there are pomegranates in the beautiful women in the garden; I want to go to vegetable fields, but I'm afraid it's too difficult to steal vegetables; Sleepless at night, how bitter it is to steal vegetables; You have cherry litchi, I have papaya coconut; The vegetable garden is difficult to finish, so I hope to steal it and often go to the vegetable garden.