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Hospital copywriting

Please enjoy the hospital copy (selected 9 1 sentence) and welcome to share the collection. Hospital copy 1 1. These days, pharmacies are everywhere. I really don't understand. If taking medicine can solve the problem, why doesn't the hospital close? This kind of thinking, is it abnormal? 2. Give your heart to the hospital. Let them save others, but who will save me? Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach think about oil. He looks for food and drink every day. He is pregnant with the hospital and worried about losing weight. 5. Quality is the life of the hospital, and honesty is the soul of the hospital. 6. It's naive. Who is fighting now? They usually go directly to the hospital. 7. I can't eat if I can't hear your voice for one day, I'm not in the mood to go to work for two days, I can't sleep for three days, I can't get out of bed for four days, I'm in hospital for five days, I'm reborn for six days, I'm in the mood for seven days and eight days. Are you coming? 8. Even if someone says I'm crazy, I'll look up and say to him contemptuously, are you in the same hospital as me? 9. Eat an apple every day. Eating an apple in the morning is more suitable for breakfast than making a golden apple. There are silver apples and copper apples in the middle and evening after dinner. Hehe, it's far from the hospital. I don't want to see you sick! 10. The hospital, a place you want to go, can see sadness flowing in the air! 1 1. In fact, life is short. Once you close your eyes, it's time to surf the internet again. If you don't open your eyes, you are too tired to go online; Time to go to the hospital. 12. I can't sleep in the middle of the night, listening to old songs, just like last summer vacation. Only the coordinates are hospitals. 13. When I am sick, I can endure it day by day, but I don't want to go to the hospital. 14. Buy medicine. If taking medicine can solve the problem, there is no need to open a hospital. 15. In fact, the airport witnessed more sincere kisses than the wedding hall, and the walls of the hospital listened to more prayers than the church. 16. If ugliness is not a disease, why is it called a plastic surgery hospital? 17. It stayed with me until the end of the summer vacation. I went to the hospital and forgot to feed when I went out. I came back to find it dying. 18. I sat in the hospital and watched the passing cars. I, sitting under the street lamp, can't wait. Light, yellow; Me, alone. 19. In the hospital, people around are in pairs. Because the bill was not handed in, a man stood in line with a bottle in his hand to pay the bill. 20. Respecting patients means respecting yourself, and caring for patients means caring for hospitals. 2 1. He proposed to me in the hospital. That's when we just learned that I might be infertile. 22. I don't work for hospital leaders, I work for patients, and I work to take care of patients. 23. You're cool, you're cool, you have to take off your pants when farting, you have to walk the catwalk, no girl is jealous every day, and you always want to climb trees when sleeping. Well, you have been admitted to a mental hospital. 24. When 7-up arrived, the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh. 25. The pungent smell of disinfectant is accompanied by a cold wind, and people who come here are eroded by unwarranted fear. If your heart is dark enough, it seems to you to be the guillotine, and those executioners in pale clothes will kill you at any time. People say that the hospital is an unlucky place, a place full of death, despair, sadness and fear, but when it welcomes a new life, everything is so grateful. 26. Return your health and send you blessings. 27. Quality is the life of the hospital, and honesty is the soul of the hospital. 28. Lying in the observation room of the hospital, the strong smell of disinfectant choked into the nasal cavity. The hospital is really an uncomfortable place. Of course, if you feel uncomfortable, live in it first. 29. Go in lying down and come out. 30. With our concentration, care and love, we can get the patient's peace of mind, peace of mind and comfort. 3 1. People are coming and going in the corridor of the hospital, and doctors and nurses are working hard. 32. Protect your health and happiness with strong medical ethics. 33.24 hours to provide you with health help. 34. Take patients as the center and quality as the core. 35. The door never closed and the lamp never went out. I went there when I was sick, but I dare not go in when I am well. 36. Outside the hospital, all ugliness and filth are just all the lace of hope and beauty. 37. To heal the wounded and rescue the dying, Hua Tuo sat on the bench. 38. For your safety, don't adjust the dropping speed by yourself during infusion. Press the eye of the needle for 5- 15 minutes after pulling out the needle. 39. For the sake of your health and that of others, please don't smoke. 40. forge ahead in unity and selfless dedication, and constantly blaze new trails for building a modern hospital in the new century. 4 1. (to family) You? We have tried our best to get sick. Unfortunately, please be mentally prepared and pay attention to your health. 42. In the process of infusion, please inform us immediately if the site where the needle is inserted is painful and swollen. 43. Treat patients as relatives. Please don't be nervous. I'll check it for you. 45. Create a new style of post and show angel style. 46. Paper money is counted face to face, and it is not responsible for coming out. 47. Let every patient be satisfied with the treatment and care he has received in this department, and give every patient a quiet, safe, thoughtful and pleasant hospitalization environment. 48. unite and forge ahead, selfless dedication, and build a modern new doctor. 49. Patients who don't understand are dereliction of duty, and those who don't trust show that there is a gap in work. With our enthusiasm, care, love and patience, let us get sick. 5 1. 52. Be dedicated and selfless. 53. Strive to be one of the top ten angels in white, carry forward Bethune's spirit and shape the image of doctors. 54. Create first-class performance, first-class quality and first-class service. 55. Please wait a moment. The doctor will come soon. Hospital copy 2 1. Waiting for oral surgery in the hospital, the nurse came and asked the doctor: did the anesthetic hit the mouth inside or outside? ? The doctor said: Leg, don't run away for the time being! ? 2. female:? Why didn't you have a girlfriend after we broke up? ? Man:? After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you. ? 3. If you withdraw, you will also send a system prompt saying: XXX has withdrawn a message. Please, I just don't want anyone to find out! When I went to work yesterday, I farted very smelly at the same time. I asked him what he had eaten, which smelled so bad. He replied to me seriously: even if you ask, do you still want to know the formula? Can you be kind! I was told that poverty limited my imagination. It's wrong to think about it. I have come up with so many ways to save money. How can you say that your imagination is limited? 6. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed. I think my life is a tragedy! 7. A worshiper of heaven and earth was exhausted by his wife. The other worships Gao Tang and works hard for her. Husband and wife worship each other. From then on, they tightened their belts and sent them to the bridal chamber. I knelt down and dragged her to bed. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf. 8. If you lose the big adventure with your buddy, the punishment is to call the single lady who appreciates that person most. I crustily skin of head chose one, and after I got through, I said a lot of dead. I don't have a minute to call back: where are you? I will find you. Hmm? Is my spring coming? 9. When you are worried that you can't afford something, you have proved that you can't afford it; When you repeatedly hesitate whether a dress suits you, it proves that you really cried in this dress. I suggest replacing it as soon as possible. 10. I'm paying 4,000 yuan a month now, and I can save nearly 5 watts a year without eating or drinking. 100 will be able to buy a house in a big city. In this regard, I set myself a goal: live again 100 to complete the goal! 1 1. A client always buys wealth management from me, and gradually I am with his daughter. On the day I met my parents, I said: Uncle, you let me go this year and I'll give you a big one and a small one next year. ? 12. I found that everyone has a bad temper recently. I went to get the express. The courier brother said to me: What are you? I ordered a takeaway, and the takeaway brother said to me: Do you want to eat? Now even if I throw a piece of garbage, my aunt will tell me: what kind of garbage are you? 13. Before, I started a company and named it Strength. I feel very domineering. However, as soon as the business license was issued, I was confused. It says: strength co., ltd. So, it didn't take long for my company to go bankrupt because it couldn't recruit people! 14. oh It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, yours? Why don't you zip up? 15. No matter what misfortune you have experienced, don't forget to make yourself happy. 16. Being alone is the best state of life. You can live up to your heart when you love, the scenery on the roadside when you play, the warm bed when you sleep, and yourself when you are alone. 17. Don't live up to yourself, don't make do with life, your existence is worthy of all the beauty in the world. 18. Getting better slowly is the best gift for yourself. May you be a heroine who can cut through thorns and a beloved child. 19. In fact, the sky is very blue and the clouds will always disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and the other shore is connected with this shore; In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart is willing. 20.? Come as promised? What a beautiful sentence, waiting hard, but never fulfilled. 2 1. No matter how difficult today is, we must firmly believe that there is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached. Change the world with your healthy smile. Don't let the world change your smile. 22. We are always too busy to feel life and enjoy happiness; On the journey of life, we should learn to appreciate and stop to look at the scenery along the way. 23. All the unwillingness is because you still have dreams. Before you give up, work hard. Afraid of old age and long road. Life is so short that you have to live for yourself once in a while. 24. Life is so simple. With a little courage, you can change your life and start over. Life is short, don't regret it, if it's not the end, please try to move on. 25. Being a very simple person, you can get along well with others, but you can't get along well with others. Being with someone you feel comfortable with is not against your will, not against your will. 26. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late. 27. May your world always be full of sunshine and there will be no unnecessary sadness. May you reach the place you want on the road of life, and the happiest thing is to have your company. 28. A person is in the best state of life, has his own life and interests, and strives to improve himself. When no one loves you, focus on yourself. When someone loves you, they have the ability to hug each other. 29. Don't live like a victim and rush to tell everyone about your misfortune. What you have experienced is just a story in the eyes of others. Growth is an isolated process. You should try to be strong and independent. 30. When you are unhappy, talk as little as possible and sleep more. Only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort you with too many disappointments every day. 3 1. Learn to dance with the wind on windy days, and learn to hold up an umbrella for yourself when it rains. Life is expected to wear autumn water, and there will be unexpected joy. 32. Hard work doesn't necessarily mean success, but the efforts to pursue your dreams will help you find a better self, a quiet self who silently strives to enrich yourself. 33. It doesn't matter if you are sad, it doesn't matter if you want to cry, and it doesn't matter if you are alone. Give time and everything will pass. Hospital copy 3 1. Only when you are sick can you find the value of life; When you have children, you find that parents must be responsible; Walking in the corridor of the hospital alone, I heard the bad news of more doctors and more patients. At that moment, more patients were heartbroken and felt that the sky was falling. One day in my life, I don't know which comes first, the accident or the surprise. Even if the wind is strong, life will not give up. Let's go For a better tomorrow, cheer for those who love you and those you love. Cherish life. Let's go Sitting on the blue bench in the hospital corridor, facing the crowds coming and going, I don't know what I said: Mom, come and pick me up. When I stood alone in front of the 40-degree hospital, I thought I could hold on. The fact is that I can't even queue up for registration at 1 minute. 3. This point is still in the hospital! Everyone else has a boyfriend, so I can only wander around the hospital alone.