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Call me tough! How do you know if it's soft without kissing it?
1. You always say that if I don’t kiss you, how can I tell if it’s soft or not?
2. I seem to have a lot of emotions for no reason but I don’t know who to tell them
< p> 3. It is not easy to meet people with the same views in this era, so please cherish the people around you4. The doctor said that I need a sweet word because of my low blood sugar
5. Be happy Friends, this world is not worth your sorrow
6. Ten days of mourning makes you more mournful every day
7. Do you know that I am the blessing you have cultivated for several lifetimes
< p> 8. I started smoking because of you and later to pity myself9.mc My brother Yu is so cool wearing a mink, holding a bag, and hugging a little girl
10 .Actually, it takes a lot of time to miss you.
11. I still remember when I showed you off to others
12. You had a lot of fun without me, so you have fun and don’t come back to make me sad oJBk.
13. Full of expectations, maybe you will die tomorrow
14. Even your aunt will leave when you are old, let alone a man
15. You only have one life to live. Why? It’s wrong to say that I am wrong
16. Will you protect me like you protect your penis
17. You’ve masturbated, you’ve played games, you’ve been to school. I’m sorry. We are not suitable hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
20. I miss you so much and don’t want to find you. I prefer to win
21. I hope you understand that I am open to everything. This does not affect my holding a grudge.
22. Help me tell your girlfriend that she is no match for me
23. The most annoying thing in my life is about the little girl who doesn’t know her own abilities.
24. I am very Okay, I think it’s time to go to bed. It’s not good to stay up late and miss you.
25. If I don’t like you playing well with other girls, I just don’t like you, you have a bad temper, and you are willful.
26 .Those who are close to pigs are crazy, those who are close to ink are black, those who are close to me are sweet
27. The tortoise has evolved into a Ninja Turtle, the pig has evolved into Peppa Pig, and the sheep has evolved into a Pleasant Goat. , I will become your wife after I evolve.
28. Is it okay if I want to fall in love with you? If you don’t force yourself, how will you know how powerful you are?
1. In this life, every time a person makes a choice, he will always pay the price by losing a memory. Some people cling to their memories and live a lonely life, some people throw away their memories and regret their lives, and some people master their memories and live a happy life.
2. Looking back on life, the most painful thing is not failure, but not experiencing everything you want to experience.
3. If there were no suffering in the past, it would be impossible to become who I am now; if there were no suffering now, it would be impossible to become who I am in the future.
4. In this world, no one can truly feel the pain of another person. Thousands of arrows pierce your heart, and you are in agony. This is only your business. Others may sympathize or sigh, but they will never know how badly your wounds have festered.
5. In everyone’s phone book, there will be a number that you will never call or delete; in everyone’s heart, there will be a number that you will never mention or delete. Someone who will never forget.
6. Be calm with gains and calm with losses, strive for the inevitable and let nature take its course.
7. If you don’t push yourself, you will never know how strong you are.
8. No matter what others think, you still have to be yourself. What is the difference between living in the eyes of others and losing yourself?
9. Some people are destined to be passers-by in life; some things often make us helpless. In fact, instead of being sad and crying, it is better to face it calmly; then don't wait for the people you shouldn't wait for, and don't hurt the heart that shouldn't be hurt. Loneliness does not necessarily mean that you are unhappy; gaining does not necessarily last long; losing does not necessarily mean that you no longer have it. When you love, let him be free; when you don't love, let love be free.
Only if you look at it calmly, the pain will be less!
10. The scary thing is not that someone works harder than you, but that people who are several times better than you still work harder than you.
11. The more people who have experienced ups and downs, the more they know how to keep a low profile; the more ignorant people are, the more they show their teeth and claws
12. Love is music: first love is light music, passionate love is Rock music, marriage is pop music, divorce is pop music.
13. A woman fell asleep on the shoulder of a strange man sitting next to her. This is a story; a man fell asleep on the shoulder of a strange woman sitting next to her. This was an accident. .
14. Young people, don’t give up on your dreams just because there is no applause.
15. Be practical and don’t be anxious. Time will give you whatever you want.
16. If you are not dead, don’t treat yourself like a waste all day long. Live a decent life and show it to yourself and those dogs.
17. God never complains about people’s ignorance, but people complain about God’s injustice.
18. If you meet someone who likes to be hot and cold with you, please turn away. If you meet someone who likes to play hide and seek with you without texting, please leave decisively. If you meet someone who likes to have an affair with you but doesn't make any promises, please leave as soon as possible. Leaving is to meet the person with a firm heart, and leaving is for better happiness. All relationships that are not committed to a lifetime are just hooligans, because those who are looking for stability and long-term stability cannot afford to be hurt! How to post something after sleeping all afternoon
1. After eating and sleeping all afternoon, I went out to go shopping in the supermarket. Life is so comfortable.
2. The fever has gone down a bit! ! I don’t know if it’s because of the medicine I was drowsy. I slept all afternoon and it was already dark when I woke up.
3. I slept all afternoon today, went for a run in the evening, and ate fried eggs at night. I was happy.
4. I slept all afternoon on a day when I didn’t do anything, but I’m still very sleepy. Maybe it’s because I’m tired
5. I slept all afternoon and got up. I ate instant noodles and drank all the soup. It felt so good.
6. After sleeping all afternoon and squatting in the library for a few hours at night, my head feels groggy. I hope I don’t have a fever.
7. After reading for less than two minutes and falling asleep all afternoon, I wanted to kill myself.
8. I slept all afternoon and dreamed of dreams all afternoon, which were very beautiful, very beautiful, but it was a pity that none of them could come true.
9. I promised to sleep for half an hour, but ended up sleeping all afternoon, having a nightmare and a splitting headache.
10. It’s a bit late today, good night. After listening to a debate and catching up on my homework, I slept all afternoon and thought about you.
11. After sleeping all afternoon, it was already dark when I woke up. It was so good.
12. I slept all afternoon and couldn’t sleep at night. I took antipyretics and I didn’t feel sleepy at all. All I could think about was barbecue and crayfish.
13. After sleeping all afternoon, I looked up and looked out the window. This day was perfect.
14. My roommate just told me that she slept all afternoon and fell asleep ten minutes later.
15. After sleeping all afternoon, I feel groggy. Let’s read a book in the evening.
16. I slept in a daze (half asleep, half awake) all afternoon, and black and white were reversed. Love going to work!
17. The sunshine was very good. I slept all afternoon and was satisfied.
18. After sleeping all afternoon, I didn’t want to practice the piano, and I didn’t want to take the exam on the weekend. I was really disappointed.
19. After sleeping all afternoon, I am ready to get up and be a hardworking person.
20. I was so hungry that I tried to sleep all afternoon without success.
21. There was no class at 9:40 in the morning. After sleeping all afternoon, I made up for the sleep I had gained in the previous half week.
22. After sleeping all afternoon, I had to make fried rice with leftovers for dinner.
23. I had my second cold in October and my skin allergy recurred. I stayed in bed and slept all afternoon. When I woke up, I just put on my favorite song and waited for the man to come home from get off work. I felt A little happy.
24. I have a fever and slept all afternoon. Stay strong! Because there is only yourself.
25. I slept all afternoon. I haven’t felt so good for a long time. . . . . .
26. On a rainy day, I slept deeply all afternoon. The moment I opened my eyes, I felt a great sense of satisfaction. Such a relaxing moment already feels like a luxury! If you don’t ask for more, you will get more. I hope I can always have this mentality.
27. I have been working for half a month and I am tired. I slept all afternoon today. As soon as I blinked, it started to get dark. I am really too tired. I really want to get married. There is a family to rely on for support.
28. I feel like I am in a mess and have no mood to go shopping or buy vegetables even after sleeping all afternoon. Meaningful love talk: If the other person is too proud, reflect on whether you are too
1. You may not be the first, the last, or the one he loves most
2. Time tests people’s hearts, and time reveals true feelings. Time may not bring about feelings, but it can definitely see people's hearts. People come and go, how many people can accompany you to the end. Life is actually very complicated. People's hearts change. If you are real, I will be more real. If you are fake, I will change.
3. There are a thousand kinds of waiting in the world, and the best kind is called the hope of the past.
4. His politeness, gentleness and gentleness were probably taught to him by his former girlfriends
5. Breaking up without any delay will be cooler, begging for mercy will only make the other party look down on you.
6. When a woman is chasing a man, don’t chase her backwards. It will be difficult for the other party to cherish you.
7. Don’t stop where you are, and don’t think that you have found a boyfriend. Everything is fine, but the relationship may collapse at any time
8. No matter how much you love him, as long as he has a crush on you, there is no need for him to be attached to you
9. The way to approach deep love There are two types. One is that I love you, so I try my best to participate in your life, act opposite to you, and leave something to prove myself. But there is another way that I am not ready to enter a relationship, and I don’t know if I will mess it up, so I am not anxious, look in your direction patiently, and walk towards you.
10. Don’t look at how good a person is when he is good to you, but how much he can’t bear to hurt you
11. No one is a fool. If you are good to him, he will always be able to do it. I feel that pretending to be ignorant all the time means that he is not interested in you
12. Some people always ask, what does it mean to love the right person? The best answer is the person who can make you laugh when you see him or her. , the person who makes your lips curl up when you think about it, is the right person. The work is really good, it has verified people's hearts. They say that seeing people's hearts over time and staying with them are the longest confession of love. It turns out that love and friendship are the same, and true love is true if we stay together for a long time. Because we are the best friends, no matter how long the road is, we will walk together; because I love you the most, I am willing to accommodate you and walk with you all the time.
13. Boys who are stingy with girls are generally very selfless and are not necessarily stingy in material terms.
14. Any setbacks encountered before marriage are a sign of emotional problems. Don’t think that If you survive the wedding, everything will be peaceful
15. If the other person is too jealous, reflect on whether you are too cowardly
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