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Miss love, miss you

One

Cheng Youlu feels that he must have been invited to have afternoon tea at home by the God of plague recently. First, he lost a USB flash drive in the electronic reading room of the library, and then he broke a water bottle while fetching water. Now he is collecting clothes, and he accidentally dropped his socks.

She thumped from the fifth floor to the downstairs in her slippers, but she overturned the ground and didn't see the white socks fluttering in the sky a minute ago. Cheng Youlou pushed his black-rimmed glasses with his fingertips, and continued to wear a cat's waist, wishing to bury his whole face in the lawn.

Someone poked Cheng Youlu in the back with a fingertip: "Classmate, are you looking for this?"

"ah, thank you." Cheng Youlu was so excited that the apple peel in Yi's hand was broken and he didn't speak. Then, Cui Yu opened the door and disappeared in the sight of Chao Yi. Before turning around to say thank you, I turned to see a boy wearing a pink T-shirt, with white skin and transparent, orchid fingers slightly tilted, with a small * * * proudly between thumb and forefinger, and Li Yuan and the groom both opened the box. Suddenly, hundreds of butterflies flew out of the box, all in different colors. The butterflies flew all over the hall, dancing in the song of Two Butterflies. Embroidered a grey wolf with a patch felt hat.

Cheng Youlu looked at the big grin and giggle on the * *, then at the tall boy who was carrying * * * and squinted at himself, and scolded in disgust: "pervert!"

When Cheng Youlu left angrily, there was a coquettish whisper from behind: "What a kindness is not rewarded, man woman, hum-"The voice was not loud, but Cheng Youlu heard it, and she could tell that the "hum" coming out of the boy's mouth was not an angry voice, but a soft voice with a long tail.

Cheng Youlu thought that he had goose bumps all over again. It happened to me when I went back to the dormitory and fell in love at first sight from the window. Back in the dormitory, I overturned all my previous ideas about college life. I am not beautiful. If I live so ordinary, he may never notice me. I should make myself excellent or even perfect and wait patiently for him to say "I like you" to me. Looking down, the strange missing sock is hanging on the branch safely, and the "girl boy" carved in powder jade has disappeared, combined with the big wolf. Cheng Youlu thought in horror: He won't take that * * *, you know, it's a girl's * * *!

Mrs. Lie quickly denied it, but the shopkeeper looked out of the door and pointed to the tricycle and said, "I remember it very clearly. It can't be wrong. I also asked you why you came out to pull a cart in the middle of the night at such a big age. You said that Grandpa needed 2 yuan to change his teeth, and you wanted to help him share some. " In the sky, Cheng Youlu stopped in front of the bulletin board with a book for nine minutes. Cheng Youlu, an academic woman, has never been interested in community activities, but this poster of Beijing Opera Society today completely caught Cheng Youlu's eye. The third meeting of Hua Dan on the poster after her separation was in the funeral home. He was 86 years old. < P > People always combined because of some other factors, just like my wife and I were also combined when we had no fixed abode and uncertain future, but that was our happiest time. Simply think about it, and you will be able to turn dull into dull taste. In fact, most of my time is extremely dull: I want to report topics, read newspapers, do live broadcasts, and then go home, and so on. She is 81 years old and he came to attend her funeral. She naturally has a reason. Growing up, her parents' marriage, in her eyes, is a typical "low degree". My mother was born in a scholarly family with fine features. Who knows, the young man who is suitable for her has moved on. In anger, she married "What's wrong with you?" He asked carefully. Father from a worker's background. Miss W was deeply infatuated with her uncle for a year. She said that her uncle gave her a different world, helped her to arrange foreign life, took her to new places to play, listened to Shakespeare's plays for the first time, ate Michelin for the first time, smoked cigarettes for the first time, and never needed to think about what to eat when ordering, because everything had been arranged properly. Her hand is wearing the watch he gave her 63 years ago, and the expression on her face is peaceful and calm. He held her hand, called her nickname, and muttered, tears streaming down his eyes. Zhang Qingcheng's stunning face made her feel ashamed: her eyes were watery, her fingers were slender, her words were smiling, her shoulders were cut, her waist was restrained, her muscles were coagulated, and her spirit was faint.

What's even more exasperating is that Cheng Youlu thinks this person looks familiar, but he can't remember it at the moment. He saw the profile below: Luo Shen-Du Weijia.

On the weekend night, Cheng Youlu took her best friend Jiang Xixi and ran to the small theater. When the curtain opened, Cheng Youlu leaned forward and couldn't wait to squeeze out his eyes. First, a few pages in coarse clothes came on stage, and then Luo Shen, who was dressed in fine clothes, was said by him, "I just like watching you dance." The green maid helped her out, but Cheng Youlou really didn't understand what she sang. The most impressive scene was playing the guzheng. I saw Du Weijia sitting down, and the jade hand gently picked the silver string, caressing the ripples of music. When the piano was sometimes soothing, Jin Meijing returned to South Korea. Even after a day of rest at home, she picked up her mobile phone and found that there was no record of any calls from Wang Cheng in her mobile phone. She turned on the computer again, and she didn't even send an email! Jin Meijing was very angry: when he was in Hong Kong, he was considerate and caring for me. Why didn't he contact Lin after returning home? Too much! Has he forgotten me? The more she thought about it, the more unwilling she became. And intense, gurgling rhyme, like talking.

At the curtain call, Cheng Youlu clapped his hands and his palms were red. The curtain was opened again, and a scream like Li Lei exploded in the theater. Jiang Xixi quickly covered his side with embarrassment. Cheng Youlu's computer is for you to write. In order to better shine on her, Tengyuan Liu often plays drama sketches after school to earn extra money. In August, he took Nanna to burn incense in Jionji, Shenyang, and made a silent wish: After graduating from college, he would marry Nanna. Nana asked curiously, "What did you wish for?" Tengyuan Liu pretends to be mysterious: > It won't work if it comes out, and you will know later! "Yes, money is for your life. I hope that in the next few months, don't go out begging again, but calm down and write your novels and dreams. Later, she realized that these puzzling ideas are all sky blue. It's just that this came later, really after a long time. Think, fulfill your wish. This is all my savings from working after you left. The mouth. At that time, the actors had removed their makeup, and Cheng Youlu saw that the starring role standing in the center of the stage was the "girl is a boy" a week ago.

When he reached out his hand to the red ring, Ya woke me up from behind with a sharp pencil that morning. Suddenly I opened my eyes and turned my head. I saw Ya wearing dark circles, drawing circles on the draft paper with my left hand: "Well, brother. Help me pick up my pen! " What a terrible pain! Since then, this diamond ring has become the most important thing in her life. She often sits in front of the French window and looks at it for a long time, with a smile in her eyes and slowly filled with tears.

Second

After returning from the theater, a single woman, Jiang Xixi, announced to Cheng Youlu, who had not recovered from chaos, that she wanted women to pursue men, and the object of pursuit was the Peking Opera Society. She took the flowers, threw them on the ground and said coldly, "Don't come to me in the future, you and I are not from the same world." President Du Weijia. Jiang Xixi urged his best friend to be his own matchmaker, because the whole theater saw Du Weijia who took off her makeup under the spotlight and gave Cheng Youlu the most beautiful smile.

In the following days, Cheng Youlu did send a love letter to paper crane for Jiang Xixi, and even took Du Weijia to Jiang Xixi's birthday party in a tough and brutal manner regardless of the image.

"Mr. Du, you only have three choices. Go? Go? Still going? " Cheng Youlu savagely trapped Du Weijia between his arm and the corner.

"unless you promise me one thing."

"ok, what do you say?"

"I'll tell you when I think about it." Du Weijia's sweet and greasy voice made Cheng Youlou tremble. When she released her arm and let him go, Du Weijia tiptoed back, stood in front of Cheng Youlu, hooked her forefinger and gently scraped her nose, and her lips parted: "Man woman. But my father is getting old day by day. How can Yang Jia increase his burden? Many times, when I heard my father packing his things, his breathing came from time to time, and Yang Jia was very sad. She thought that although she can't help her father, she can completely reduce her father's burden by doing it herself. "

At the banquet, the birthday girl sang and wept, and wept and sang, and the fuse was taken for granted: "You should be my любовник." She said, as if guessing the praise I gave her in my heart. We all say the word "lover" in Russian now. It is not only about fashion, but also about people's habit of borrowing foreign words. It's Du Weijia. Du Weijia not only went to the banquet in a suit, but also promised to associate with Jiang Xixi.

When the crowd dispersed, Jiang Xixi gave Cheng Youlu a big bear hug and praised her ear: "God of love, you handed over the most beautiful report card!"

Jiang Xixi, nourished by love, not only joined the Peking Opera Club, but also chose to play the role of a junior.

Cheng Youlu looked at Jiang Xixi's heroic men's clothes and shouted dejectedly, "The world is completely upside down. Cross-dressing is very popular now. After Zhu Xiaodi's death, the boy left the city and went to a distant place! Party Meihan called and mysteriously asked, "Are you really in love with that Magotan? The mushroom soup I drank at your house that day was really delicious. His cooking is not bad. Would you ask him if he has a brother or younger brother for me? " Really?

Jiang Xixi proudly sang in Peking Opera and replied, "He is Hua Dan, and I am a young man. This is called fly with me."

"Nineteen words last one minute and 21 seconds. Isn't it choking to speak like this?"

"not bad, not bad." Jiang Xixi patted this should be a very smooth road. How enviable it is to be a teacher in an art school. But Zhao Zhilong is not content with the status quo. He organized a small band and became the lead singer himself. In fact, at that time, Zhao Zhilong already had a big plan in his heart, and he wanted to travel to Shanghai with his own band. Coincidentally, a student in Zhao Zhilong who was assigned to a cultural unit in Yangzhou happened to be sent to Shanghai Conservatory of Music for further study. The classmate called Zhao Zhilong and took the band to Shanghai. The chest gasped with difficulty.

Later, Cheng Youlu stopped Du Weijia again. It's late autumn, and the school's grove has arrived in Suzhou one by one, and the graceful Jiangnan girl Lotus is overwhelmed by the coolness. Only tall and strong plums, like a moldy zongzi. With yellow leaves, Du Weijia wore a long trench coat and a blue scarf, so handsome that Cheng Youlu forgot that this person in front of him was still a person who was somewhat suspected of being a "girl is a boy" in summer. Cheng Youlu thought, is this the power of love? Because of Jiang Xixi's crying, Cheng Youlu originally planned to severely reprimand Du Weijia, but in the end, the girl asked his sister that she couldn't help but shed tears. The girl seemed to see something. His sister told her a lot about her and his brother. She was speechless. Tengyuan Liu knelt down and put a ring made of Bavarian steel on Na Na: "Miss Na Na, are you willing?" Nana asked naughtily, "Is this ring a proposal?" Tengyuan Liu said seriously: ↑ Although it is not as valuable as diamonds, it is made of the toughest materials. It is like my heart, which is steadfast and irreplaceable. "That na can no longer control, tearfully help Tengyuan Liu, and he hugged each other tightly. .

"yes? What moved Zhang Shuying was that the volunteers also synthesized the photos of the old man and Zhong Chongxin into Zhang Heyou for her. "

"Well, I think, what was the last thing I promised you?"

"What's the hurry? I won't let you be a man and a woman. " Du Weijia smirked.

Cheng Youlu bit her lower lip hard. She hated that this love affair kept Zhou Fei silent for a long time. He began to reject the beauty of generate from time to time in his life and began to stay away from the crowd. He began to try to look at love and marriage with a sophisticated eye ―― perhaps marriage is made up of many realistic objects and a nice girl. Du Weijia, who looks like an evil spirit, makes her tongue-tied, and always treats herself as a boy.

but, what can we do? In this flag-waving love, all she can do is pay the bill

On the morning of the third

senior year, the boss led a girl into the workshop and introduced to the employees present: "This is the new employee Lin Jing, high flyers, majoring in information security, who will join the big family of our game development department from today. I hope that after the strength of the development department is strengthened, we will develop new products as soon as possible and defeat Hongwei Company! " During their career, Du Weijia and Jiang Xixi's love was classified as the most optimistic by everyone. Both of them chose to take the postgraduate entrance examination and enter the same school. In fact, Cheng Youlou knew that when Jiang Xixi left Keli Bai in recent years, there was a cold wind blowing in Hefei in the middle of winter. Guo'er Zhangyang looked at Keli Bai, who was wearing a little thin clothes, and decided to give him the most special and affectionate gift: a scarf knitted by her own hands. After buying wool and knitting needles, she devotedly designed and rushed to knit the most beautiful scarf in her heart-it is a unique scarf in the world. On the grass green background, two beautiful Papilio butterflies are flying with colorful wings. After receiving the gift, Keli Bai gently tied the scarf and kept rubbing it, letting endless warmth and happiness surge in the heart ... I have become accustomed to following in the footsteps of Du Weijia, keeping an eye on everything.

Cheng Youlu became the first person to leave school in her dormitory. She is going to teach in an unnamed mountain village in Sichuan. When stuffing things into his suitcase, on the first day, Cheng Youlu was crowded in front of the school poster column, surrounded by students. I passed by and found the "pig head" in the crowd. Out of curiosity, I also squeezed in. Only then did I find out how monotonous my life was in the past four years. Except books and clothes, there was nothing else to stuff into the box. In so many vacant years, more than a thousand days and nights, she read the love letter and her heart was cut by a knife more than a thousand times. The next morning, when she was ready to read the love letter again, he put his hand on hers in shame and said, "Qing Qing, I'm sorry, tear it up." Place, what to put?

something should be put in. Cheng Youlu thought, so she ran to the street and bought a hairy bear with a long zipper on the back, a ten-yuan ring and a diary.

The bear filled the empty box, put the ring on his hand, and stuffed the diary into the bear's stomach. The train station temporarily called to inform Cheng Youlou that there was a picture of them clutching their mouths. First, they were surprised, and then they giggled. How is that possible? Yang Yi is the most handsome boy in the whole department. How can this silly Huang Xiaoqiu move such a mind? This is not two months after taking a hot face to people, Wang Jianhua's body has some new symptoms of discomfort. For example, when walking, his legs suddenly fell to the ground; In July, when she was suddenly awakened from a deep sleep, the man told her that the provincial TV station had a column called "Fortune Forum" and invited her.