Non-mainstream mood phrases that are nonchalant and smiling at you are purely polite.

1. What I smoke is not cigarettes, but loneliness!

2. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

3. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

4. I have spent my entire youth reviewing my youth, and I will spend my entire life doubting life.

5. Mr. Zhang, if you press CTRL+C on your home computer and then press CTRL+V on your company computer, it will definitely not work. Not even the same article. No, no, no matter how expensive a computer is.

6. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to poop in the future!

7. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.

9. If you save enough four and a half yuan, and I save enough four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

10. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: Han Hong would not have died, and I would have Han Hong’s disease.

11. I once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

12. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

13. The Story of Stone tells us: Those who truly love will break up in the end, and those who mix and match will be reunited in the end.

14. If you don’t encounter setbacks often, it means that what you do is not very innovative - Woody Allen

15. People never know who is which After I said goodbye to you inadvertently for the first time, I really never saw you again.

16. The corpse with only its neck twisted like a fetus looked like a broken lily to me.

17. People in the past, don’t be sad for my death. If I live, none of you can survive——Robespierre’s epitaph

18. Since Shenzhen Development After the bank launched the intellectual slogan "I just want to develop with you," people in the banking industry compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Ebright is not acceptable."

19. I miss you all the time, I let you down easily, I become a stranger without knowing it.

20. "Do you like my angelic face, or my devilish figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

21. Dreaming about the moon on the grassland Often hanging in the sky

22. Radio gymnastics begins now: ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧 ╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗ ╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚ 囧╗

23. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

24. This girl is really cool in her clothes and looks really cool.

25. Girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us, and secondly, you don’t have a breast gap. How can we communicate?

26. Looking for the saddest song? Best answer: "Good"

27. "Liu Xijun, you sang so well, I must keep you in the top 10. But I vote for Zeng Yike, because you are so strong, you will definitely have a chance "Promoted."

28. I didn't believe in confusing right and wrong and calling a deer a horse, but when I saw Yu Qiuyu, Zeng Yike, and Lianhua River, I believed it.

29. The person who overdrafted the phone bill by 900,000 will be sentenced to life, and the person who killed someone will be sentenced to 3 years; the person who maliciously withdraws 170,000 from an ATM will be sentenced to life, and the person who embezzled tens of millions will be sentenced to 10 years. ——Wonderful China.

30. When I went to a temple, the eminent monk who had attained enlightenment said: Donate some money, any amount of three hundred or five hundred will do. He replied: I really didn’t bring that much money, maybe next time. The eminent monk replied: You can swipe your card.

31. "It would be great if your parents spent those ten minutes taking a walk..."

32. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like a girl waiting for her first love. , not only afraid that he would not come, but also afraid that he would mess up.

33. I was checking information with my girlfriend at that time, and suddenly a window popped up. It was very pornographic and violent, so we quickly turned off the lights.

34. I can resist everything except temptation

35. Others say that I am naturally inspiring!

36. Once upon a time, a child said that he would not sleep even if he beat me to death. Then he was beaten to death.

37. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.

38. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it. When they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. We make it too difficult for the gods and ghosts.

39. I’m so sorry. You laughed.

40. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

41. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

42. The two most terrifying sentences in the world, one is, "I love you so much, why don't you love me ?” Another sentence is, “I am doing this for your own good.”

43. I am sad. I show him my most beautiful side, but what he sees is the distant scenery.

44. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.

45. In the past, when the world was so chaotic, how could a little girl get along? Now, when a little girl is in such chaos, how could the world get mixed up? ——Yin Lichuan said

46. Men pretending to be women are called transvestites, but what about women pretending to be men? ——Brother Chun

47. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

48. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

49. A good woman is like gasoline, once she has it, she will have power; a bad woman is like an airbag, once she uses it, there will be danger.

50. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person.

51. People can’t take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

52. True love is like a ghost, everyone talks about it, but no one ever Have actually seen it.

53. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth or the separation of life and death, but the fact that I am in my motherland but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

54. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

55. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately Yes - in the end he killed all the students.

56. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true? !

57. The first episode of "Desperate Housewives" has this line: "A man has no morals when he gets an erection."

58. 2015 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, the Chinese men’s football team stepped forward and proved to the world: the Chinese men’s football team is still normal!

59. You gave me two Choice is an ending.

60. When choosing a lover, you should choose someone who is compatible with you. If you are not compatible, you should also choose someone you admire. If you are not a lover, you should at least choose someone you can mate with.

61. You, the person who made a promise to me, in the end only left me with a brilliant expression instead of a brilliant life.

62. Apart from men who are impotent in sex and men who are incompetent in love, the only thing left in the city is women.

63. He said: "You will find a better person than me." I smiled and said: "But I will never be so nice to people again."

64 . There is a sentence by Zhou Xun in "If, Love" that is right. The past has only one meaning, which is to make me not want to go back to the past.

65. What is survival? Survival means living by any means necessary.

66. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will play tricks on you in the future

67. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic

68. Some people’s character can be seen from the way they watch movies. They keep fast forwarding when watching art movies, and constantly pause when watching A (Green Dam) movies.

69. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet

70. The most touching words my dad said to me: "Son, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong." It’s 10 yuan, but now it’s 1 yuan for you to study. ”

71. In the past, when talking about friends, you first asked if they had friends, but now you have to ask if they are gay.

72. It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

73. When my grandma saw the three-minute painless abortion commercial on TV, she said angrily: “This is what we are doing. Tell the young people to go ahead and mess around. It won’t hurt for three minutes anyway.”

74. The professor was talking about organic chemistry polymers on the podium: This is a eunuch, let’s give him a try. A meth. ...

75. Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer a poor monk is to you, the farther away from the Buddha...

76. True wandering and wandering Yes, there is no place you can go back to.

77. Life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no erotica, and no subtitles.

78. Live great, die under flowers!

79. My epitaph: ****, providing door-to-door service at night.

80. Wandering around the world with a cigarette. . . . . .

81. Our biggest love rival is not a third party, but time

82. What I want most is to be one of your teeth. Because of this, at least when you don’t have me. .You will feel pain.

83. Seeing that Chengdu identified the bus victims as murderers, Shanghai was very envious. How they wanted to say that the building was knocked down by the worker who died.

84. Smiling at you is purely polite

85. Advertisements on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: Traffic jam? Take the subway!

86. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

87. Life is a thousand-petaled lotus. Since I refuse to bloom, I also refuse to wither and fall apart

88. A: My aunt just left. B: Oh, it’s not easy to buy tickets recently, right?

89. I haven’t seen my wife in 4 years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year... I really want to go home and see him.

90. A Beijinger lamented: The subway in Beijing is so crowded that a pregnant woman had a miscarriage last Monday. Shanghainese said without hesitation: The subway in Shanghai is called crowded. Last year, a girl was squeezed and became pregnant.

91. I thought I would die of liver cancer, lung cancer, stomach cancer or oral cancer, but I didn’t want the doctor to tell me that I had advanced hand cancer.

92. A woman asked me what she looked like. I said she was very pure and would remain a virgin even if she lived to be a hundred years old.

93. "Bed return rate", this has to be said to be a good word.

94. Grinning like a vagina. —A sentence from a translated novel.

95. The difficulty of the defense depends on the quality of the defending teacher’s sexual life the night before.

96. Everything this year is abnormal, except Chinese football.

97. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

98. Be clear about the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.

99. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.