A humorous confession sentence

A joke and humorous confession sentence

Confession, or confession, means expressing one's thoughts or thoughts to others, especially expressing love, which is usually considered as a way to establish a love relationship in this case. Let's take a look at the humorous confession sentence.

humorous confession sentence 1

1) I sent this message for your attention. Maybe you will delete it, but my name has left a memory in your mind again!

2) Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

3) Once upon a time, when we strolled in the Qin Dynasty, the moon was bright and loving. I also stayed in tang style Song Yun, holding hands; Smile for you, pluck the zither rhyme for you, and have no regrets for your life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I love you only for a thousand years!

4) you know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I sacrificed!

5) A handsome young man is a beauty who wanders around the Jianghu. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

6) Love always makes people cry, but if I can stay with you all my life, I won't regret it even if I let all my tears dry, just because I really love you!

7) Eye waves are like water, reflecting the stars outside the window. Blurred starlight, faintly flashing in the faint clouds. Your breath is everywhere in the air. You are my dream that I can't forget in this life and my love that I can't interpret.

8) There are many things in the world that can be redeemed, such as conscience, such as weight, but there are more things that can't be redeemed, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person.

9) It is common that the person you love and the person you sleep with are not the same. It is common to tell others what you love her. Thinking about the future, planning the future, but the future will never appear, which is also common. So, I said: people's life, sometimes, just like this, gradually ended.

1) I feel that everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.

11) I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me as much, just want your comfort and understanding.

12) I am a little bird, and your heart is the treetop. I am looking for you with deep affection, and I would like to stop at your heart. Love you will never waver, life is wonderful with you, and I will stay with you until I am old, surrounded by sweetness and happiness forever!

13) Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

14) There are many things in the world that can be redeemed, such as conscience, such as weight, but there are more irreversible things, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person.

15) It is common that the person you love and the person you sleep with are not the same. It is common to tell others what you love her. Thinking about the future, planning the future, but the future will never appear, which is also common. So, I said: people's life, sometimes, just like this, gradually ended.

16) When you are not around, put your right hand on your right face to caress your face instead of me, and put your left hand on your heart to let me hear you miss my heartbeat.

17) Since then, I haven't missed you for almost a moment. The deep yearning always screams at the top of my heart, and the voice is like crying and echoing in my heart.

18) In winter, I send you sunshine from Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, watch Xiangshan turn yellow with you. I wish to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!

19) Loneliness is that there are more and more phone numbers in the mobile phone, more and more calls are answered every day, and more and more short messages are sent every day. However, when you suddenly saw a sunflower field that had appeared repeatedly in your dream, you took photos excitedly and shouted loudly, but later you didn't know who to send the photos to your mobile phone. At that moment, you suddenly realized that no one had stood by you and accompanied you to see the scenery all the way up to now.

2) There are some people you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then, maybe at the moment when you turn around. Some people, you will never see them again. When the sun sets and rises again, everything changes, and you can't go back if you are not careful.

21) You are destined to be the scenery that I will stop with my heart in this life, and I will never give up my attachment. For you, I am willing to cut my finger, drop my blood in circles, and encircle your tender affection. Even if the roses are scattered into mud and ground into dust, I am willing to wait for the heartache of this life.

22) If you love someone and keep a love, you can go for an outing together in early spring, enjoy the lotus together in midsummer, watch the moon together in early autumn, and go to Xun Mei together in late winter. You are not tired, but happy, extraordinary and dull. Then, there will be no regrets in this life.

23) Loneliness is that there are more and more phone numbers in the mobile phone, more and more calls are answered every day, and more and more short messages are sent every day. However, when you suddenly saw a sunflower field that had appeared repeatedly in your dream, you took photos excitedly and shouted loudly, but later you didn't know who to send the photos to your mobile phone. At that moment, you suddenly realized that no one had stood by you and accompanied you to see the scenery all the way up to now.

24) There are some people you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then, maybe at the moment when you turn around. Some people, you will never see them again. When the sun sets and rises again, everything changes, and you can't go back if you are not careful.

25) You are destined to be the scenery that I will stop with my heart in this life, and I will never give up my attachment. For you, I am willing to cut my finger, drop my blood in circles, and encircle your tender affection. Even if the roses are scattered into mud and ground into dust, I am willing to wait for the heartache of this life.

26) If you love someone and keep a love, you can go for an outing together in early spring, enjoy the lotus together in midsummer, watch the moon together in early autumn, and go to Xun Mei together in late winter. You are not tired, but happy, extraordinary and dull. Then, there will be no regrets in this life.

27) Eye waves are like water, reflecting the stars outside the window. Blurred starlight, faintly flashing in the faint clouds. Your breath is everywhere in the air. You are my dream that I can't forget in this life and my love that I can't interpret.

28) Say "I love you" calmly and flatly. Look at her expression. If it doesn't change, it proves that she likes you, too. Cherish it. If it becomes uneasy, just say "joking with you" with a smile.

29) You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, so I can't have a moment of peace. From the moment I opened my hazy eyes in the morning to falling asleep with your name on my pillow, your shadow has been with me!

3) I don't know if the moon can represent my heart, but I tell you that I really love you! I can't find a standard to measure how much I love you, but I assure you that time can witness that I love you all my life!

31) Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you because I have you in my heart; I just want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat

32) Only when I have love can I have love, and only when I have love can I have love. Tomorrow, February 14th, the Valentine's Day of ancient and modern times, I will send my blessings and greetings. I wish you happiness, enjoy time with my lover, and have fun with my friends. Happy Valentine's Day!

33) Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

34) oh, my god! I'm choking! You don't say it, and I don't say it. One of us has to make it clear! Forget it. If I don't go to hell, who goes to hell? I said I love you!

35) What is romance? You know she doesn't love you, and you send her a rose. What do you mean, waste? Give her a rose when you know she loves you.

36) If I turn into loess, the grass will be green for you and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I turn into a clear spring, the fish will dance for you and the spring will sing for you.

37) Don't waste your time on a man/woman who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

38) There is a melody called notes, which is your happiness. It floats in my memory all the time, allowing my romantic talent to play a beautiful picture of love. Dear, in this beautiful season, you are my most precious life wealth.

39) No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

4) The days with you, whether happy or sad, are so happy and warm when you think about them carefully. Joking and humorous confession sentence 2

1) Thank you sincerely, and I won't forget you; Snowflakes are falling all over the ground, but there is a you in my heart; The east is white and the sky will be bright, how can I do without you? Honey, did you miss me today?

2) The rhyme of spring lies in the birds singing and the streams gurgling; The rhyme of summer lies in its flourishing foliage; The charm of autumn lies in the golden breeze, the sky is high and the clouds are light; The charm of winter is that Mei Ao frost and snow are not afraid of cold; The charm of love lies in having you with me in this life.

3) I was intoxicated by the tenderness of that moment; Just because of the indifference at that moment, I burst into tears. How can I forget you? How can I make you upset? How can I make you sad? May we live in harmony and happiness forever!

4) information is like a candy, one for a long time, very sweet! If you eat too much candy, you will be very tired! I'm afraid you're bored, so I only give you one occasionally, because I want to leave the sweetest one to you: Baby, it's too hot, take care of your health!

5) In previous lives, I put the ring between your fingers, and your chest was branded with my breath. In this life, I came looking for you, dreaming around the soul, red silk is tender, flying in the world of mortals, where are you. Circle past lives, just to make your love in this life!

6) Send you a cup of warm coffee, a pair of warm red gloves, a beautiful flower scarf, all the warmth that can bring you in winter, my dear, and my all of my heart!

7) Happy. Taste, is it a strong fragrance? Is it a sweet taste? Is it a faint fragrance? Is it intoxicating? Neither! The taste of happiness is the heart when I am with you, and the determination to join hands with you to grow old and love you forever.

8) You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest when you are not with me. You will never see me when I am happiest, because I am happiest when I receive your message when I am loneliest!

9) Since I met you, my life has changed. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, you and I can't be absent on the road to happiness. I will love you forever until I die!

1) raindrops turn into tears; Bracts will also turn into roses; Dreaming is a date; Parting makes you more charming, and it's too tired to miss you without you. Just because I have you in my heart: if I don't see my heart, I will be broken. If I think about my heart, I will be drunk. Missing is the taste!

11) If my life is a puzzle, you are the most important piece. Without you, my world is doomed to be incomplete. So please stay with me forever, keep my life intact and have no regrets.

12) Because of her immortal heart, Chang 'e swallowed the panacea and was separated from Houyi forever. Because of the mortal heart, the Weaver Girl angered the Queen Mother and faced the Cowherd Galaxy. Because of my love, I picked roses from the garden and met you for life.

13) If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you are gone, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes.

14) Time is measured by you. Everything with you is daytime, and when you are lost, night will come. Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. May we be together forever, and our true feelings will remain unchanged.

15) I miss a handful of scattered grains of sand flying all over the sky, and I spill a gourd ladle of ripple water and drift ocean currents into your heart. I love you, and I have no regrets in this life. I will try my best to care for those who love you for the rest of my life!

16) I fell asleep, and I've been wandering around your space since I came back. I don't know if I care enough, or if I'm a little jealous anyway. I read your every mood, your every message and everyone who came to see you. To sum up, I'm afraid of losing you. I miss you!

17) I once fantasized about staying with you forever and traveling with you in the beautiful mountains and rivers, but I can't help it. The passionate years, with the long river of time slowly faded away, the depths of memories, why your face is becoming more and more clear. I don't want to think about it, because I'm afraid that the more I think about it, the more I can't stop thinking about you.

18) If you miss, you can't fall in love and see each other again, and you are doomed to meet forever. It is no longer an eternal promise, and you are doomed to fail to fulfill it. How far is forever? I don't know. If we can plan the eternal tomorrow, it will be very good. Some people may forget what they said.

19) Time flies, always in a hurry. When I turn around, I miss your beauty in spring. Without your enthusiasm in summer, I can't see your femininity in autumn, so I have to sit alone on the edge of winter, stop my thoughts for you at the enter key, and scatter my thoughts about you to the wind.

2) I miss you and go to sleep with expectation every night. Miss you, wake up with tears at every dawn. I will never forget your affectionate gaze, and I will never forget your faded figure. Listen, the wind is my sweet words; Look, the rain is the tears I miss; The sea is my unchanging feeling; Mountains and rivers are my shadows looking at you from afar.

21) I'm going to put these fragments of thoughts and memories into the ink and rub them into the depths of my memory. When it matures, it will blossom for years, soothe my heart and enrich my life. Make a beautiful wish, face the bright sunshine, think about dreams, draw a beautiful picture, and absorb the fresh breath of life, such as bathing in the spring breeze.

22) I didn't miss you, but I thought of you without warning when I heard some lyrics. It seems that the lyrics are written about us. In the silent night, put on headphones and meet you unexpectedly in music. Which songs we recorded, the crazy and playful pictures seemed to be more energetic with me, and they refused to leave for a long time.

23) I can't help feeling, I use sweet words with you. On the bleak road, engrave your smile in your sleep with all the time you expect in the future. Just to let you know that I was waiting for you, and I missed you so much on the night you didn't know.

24) I dare not say that I will never forget you, but at least in that winter, I missed you every minute. Loving someone is actually very simple, as long as you have the heart to love.